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Song Parodies -> "Putin’s Plan"

Original Song Title:

"Guitar Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bread

Parody Song Title:

"Putin’s Plan"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

Don’t form a crowd, they ain’t allowed, baby, ‘cause it’s Putin’s plan
Gu-lag you gon-na go, you know, baby, ‘cause it’s Putin’s plan
With his planes… - above, he can own the sky
Raining mis-siles down… - then he'll watch you die
Tanks they keep on rollin’… - it’s just another day
Civilians get-ting blown… away

Night after night, the press he’ll fight, baby ‘cause it’s Putin’s plan
Con-trols the ra-di-o, you know baby ‘cause it’s Putin’s plan
All a-round… the town … see his puf-fy face
And the o-li-garchs - keeps them in their place
Sanctions he is wishin’ … just will go away
Pressure building ev-ery day

Then you listen to his bullshit and you just can’t go a-long
You have this nasty fee-ling that his prop-a-ganda’s wrong
So you try and get a message out - the world will not condone - this war at all

K-G-B… his love, just a nasty guy
Soldiers all around, tens of thousands die
Doesn’t think he’s losing, but we all seem to know
Putin he has got… to go

Then the lights begin to flicker as the bombs are coming in
In Ukraine they won’t falter - but the odds are getting thin
And the world is now on notice, we can’t let this madman kill and get a-way

Get a-way
Make him pay
Get a-way
Make him pay
©️The Offenders

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Zen Adam B. - December 18, 2023 - Report this comment
The pukin-ultramaga-hamas Axis of Evil will be defeated!

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