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Song Parodies -> "Pastry, I’m-a Chomp You"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, I'm-a Want You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pastry, I’m-a Chomp You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bake before I chomp you,
graze after I knead you.
You’re the only buns I care enough to burp about,
Tasty is the pastry;
I just love it, there’s no doubt.

It isn’t a confection,
you’ll see on inspection.
Like to take a bite? It’s made of sugar, water, flours.
Ate me some—amazing!
There ain’t no glazing on this delicacy.

Useless are the portions that I’ve had of nasty pie.
Feedin’ on it’s vile and so I simply pass it by.

At me some—hated it;
I am crazy for just one delicacy.

Useless are the portions that I’ve had of nasty pie.
Feedin’ ain’t my style and so I simply pass it by.
What’s caught my eye
is for to die:

Pastry, I’m-a want you,
pastry, I’m-a knead you.
You are what I long for, tasty pastry,

Pastry, I’m a-chomp you,
pastry I’m-a eat you.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jonathan - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Barry I'm-a 5 you
Patrick - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Not much rock, but plenty of roll.
WarrenB - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Do your best to keep society safe. Take a bite out of pie.

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