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"Aubrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Audrey was her name
Original Lyrics:
And Aubrey was her name
"Aubrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all those things we've named
Original Lyrics:
And Aubrey was her name
"Aubrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anne Aubrey was her name
A not so very ordinary girl or name
But who's to blame?
For a love that wouldn't bloom
A not so very ordinary girl or name
But who's to blame?
For a love that wouldn't bloom
Original Lyrics:
And Aubrey was her name
A not so very ordinary girl or name
But who's to blame?
For a love that wouldn't bloom
A not so very ordinary girl or name
But who's to blame?
For a love that wouldn't bloom
"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't want to
Baby I don't need to.
Baby I don't need to.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you
Baby I'm a need you.
Baby I'm a need you.
"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a worn shoe
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you
"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I'm a warm shoe.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you.
"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your loving and affection, giving me erection.
Original Lyrics:
Your lovin' and affection, giving me direction.
"Baby I'm a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a love you.
Baby I'm a need fool
Baby I'm a need fool
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you.
Baby I'm a need you
Baby I'm a need you
"Baby I'm a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a worn shoe
Baby I'm a neat shoe.
Baby I'm a neat shoe.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you.
Baby I'm a need you.
Baby I'm a need you.
"Baby I'm-A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just can't live without
Your lovin' and affection
Heavenly erection
Like a guiding light
to help me through my darkest hour
Your lovin' and affection
Heavenly erection
Like a guiding light
to help me through my darkest hour
Original Lyrics:
But I just can't live without
Your lovin' and affection
Givin' me direction
Like a guiding light
to help me through my darkest hour
Your lovin' and affection
Givin' me direction
Like a guiding light
to help me through my darkest hour
"Baby I'm-a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't love you
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
"Baby I'm-a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't want you
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
"Baby I'm-a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm Juan, too.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
"Baby I'm-a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a Whopper
Baby I'm a needle
Baby I'm a needle
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
Baby I'm-a need you
Baby I'm-a need you
The Whopper is a sandwich from Burger King.
"Baby I'm-a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm not wanted
Baby I'm not needed
Baby I'm not needed
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
Baby I'm-a need you
Baby I'm-a need you
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And started dreaming about me
Original Lyrics:
And started reading about me
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I flew to Darien to meet her train
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a diarrhea underneath the tree
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath the tree
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her Diaparene beneath a tree.
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree.
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her Diaperene underneath the tree
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath the tree
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her diamond ring beneath a tree
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary beneath a tree
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her diarrhea beneath a tree.
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree.
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her diarrhea underneath the tree.
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath the tree.
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her diary of calligraphy
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found your daddy underneath the tree.
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree.
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a diaper underneath a tree
And started sneezing around me.
And started sneezing around me.
Original Lyrics:
I saw her diary underneath a tree
- And started reading about me.
- And started reading about me.
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw her dining underneath the trees
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree
"Down On My Knees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never raised my voice above you.
Original Lyrics:
Never placed myself above you.
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will give anything at home
Original Lyrics:
And I will give anything I own
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I would bring anything at home
Original Lyrics:
And I would give anything I own
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I would give pennies I owe
Original Lyrics:
And I would give anything I own
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consider me a whore
Original Lyrics:
You sheltered me from harm
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to have you back today
Original Lyrics:
Just to have you back again
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To give you my life, my farm, my home
Original Lyrics:
To give up my life, my heart, my home
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You never said too much but still you surely know
Original Lyrics:
You never said too much but still you showed the way
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You shepherd me from home
Original Lyrics:
You sheltered me from harm
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You shepherd me from home
Original Lyrics:
You sheltered me from home
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You taught me how to learn.
What a turn....What a turn.
What a turn....What a turn.
Original Lyrics:
You taught me how to love.
What it's of....What it's of.
What it's of....What it's of.
"If" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If a kitchen paints a thousand words
Original Lyrics:
If a picture paints a thousand words
"If" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If a picture paints a flower bulb
Original Lyrics:
If a picture paints a thousand words
"If" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If a picture paints a thousand verbs
Original Lyrics:
If a picture paints a thousand words
"It Don't Matter To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoping to find time to codify.
Original Lyrics:
Hoping to find time to go to find.
"It Don't Matter To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just as long you are the man.
Original Lyrics:
Just as long you are the last.
"It Don't Matter To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will always be a victoroon
Waiting for you.
Waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
There will always be an empty room
Waiting for you.
Waiting for you.
"It Don't Matter to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I really came before, it really doesn't matter
Just as long as you're the last
Just as long as you're the last
Original Lyrics:
How many came before it really doesn't matter
Just as long as you're the last
Just as long as you're the last
"It Don't Matter to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It does nothing to me
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter to me
"It Don't Matter to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will always be a hefty room
Waiting for you.
Waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
There will always be an empty room
Waiting for you.
Waiting for you.
"It Don't Matter to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will always be an extra room
Waiting for you.
Waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
There will always be an empty room
Waiting for you.
Waiting for you.
"Let Your Love Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a raisin for the life that you live
Original Lyrics:
There's a reason for the life that you live
"Look What You've Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is someone you ought to meet
It's me, mister incomplete
Look, at what I've become
For it's due to the likes of you
That I'm now only half a dude
It's me, mister incomplete
Look, at what I've become
For it's due to the likes of you
That I'm now only half a dude
Original Lyrics:
There is someone you ought to meet
It's me, mister incomplete
Look, at what I've become
For it's due to the lack of you
That I'm now only half of two
It's me, mister incomplete
Look, at what I've become
For it's due to the lack of you
That I'm now only half of two
No story, but it sounds painful!
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is just the way it used to be
When you here close to me
I've got to make you see
When you here close to me
I've got to make you see
Original Lyrics:
All I want is just the way it used to be
With you here close to me
I've got to make you see
With you here close to me
I've got to make you see
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But since you left I'm hardly naked through the day
Original Lyrics:
But since you left I hardly make it through the day
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But someday soon I'll wait
And find my heart won't have to break
And find my heart won't have to break
Original Lyrics:
But someday soon I'll wake
And find my heart won't have to break
And find my heart won't have to break
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wondered through the night
Original Lyrics:
I wander through the night
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost and on alone.
Original Lyrics:
Lost and all alone.
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost and out alone.
Original Lyrics:
Lost and all alone.
"Make It With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to make it review.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you.
"Make It With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to rake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you.
"Make It With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd want to get naked with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd want to make it with you.
"Make It With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna rake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make it with you.
"Make It With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm runnin' naked with you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make it with you.
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A baby climbing on rainbows
Original Lyrics:
I may be climbing on rainbows
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to bake it with you.
I'd like to bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to make it with you.
I'd like to make it with you.
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you're wondering what this song is leading to...
Original Lyrics:
And if you're wondering what this all is leading to...
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I really think that we could make it good
Original Lyrics:
I really think that we could make it, girl
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make it with you.
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to get naked with you
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to make a misuse
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to make a review
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like tomatoes with juice
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take Anitra with you
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take Uniqua with you
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
Uniqua is a character from the Backyardigans.
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kate have you ever tried
Original Lyrics:
Hey have you ever tried
"Sail Around the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would sail around the world
Look for Goldeneye and pearls.
Look for Goldeneye and pearls.
Original Lyrics:
I would sail around the world
Look for gold and dive for pearl.
Look for gold and dive for pearl.
"Sweet Surrender" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you never heard me to phone
Original Lyrics:
And it never hurt me to fall
"The Guitar Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he comes to town and you see he stays
Original Lyrics:
And he comes to town and you see his face
"The Guitar Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he comes to town and you see the stage
Original Lyrics:
And he comes to town and you see his face
"Welcome To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately we've been playin'
Travelin' in the Jetson cars.
Travelin' in the Jetson cars.
Original Lyrics:
Lately we've been playin'
Travelin' in the jets and cars.
Travelin' in the jets and cars.
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