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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bread that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 47 misheard song lyrics for Bread on amIright currently.

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"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't want to
Baby I don't need to.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you
Baby I'm a need you.
"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a one - two
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you
"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a worn shoe
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you
"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I'm a warm shoe.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you.
"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bebe Netanyahu
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you.
"Baby I'm A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your loving and affection, giving me erection.
Original Lyrics:
Your lovin' and affection, giving me direction.
"Baby I'm a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a love you.
Baby I'm a need fool
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you.
Baby I'm a need you
"Baby I'm a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a worn shoe
Baby I'm a neat shoe.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you.
Baby I'm a need you.
"Baby I'm-A Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just can't live without
Your lovin' and affection
Heavenly erection
Like a guiding light
to help me through my darkest hour
Original Lyrics:
But I just can't live without
Your lovin' and affection
Givin' me direction
Like a guiding light
to help me through my darkest hour
"Baby I'm-a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't love you
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
"Baby I'm-a Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't want you
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I flew to Darien to meet her train
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her diarrhea beneath a tree.
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree.
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her diarrhea underneath the tree.
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath the tree.
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found your daddy underneath the tree.
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree.
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a diaper underneath a tree
And started sneezing around me.
Original Lyrics:
I saw her diary underneath a tree
- And started reading about me.
"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw her dining underneath the trees
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath a tree
"Down On My Knees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never raised my voice above you.
Original Lyrics:
Never placed myself above you.
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To give you my life, my farm, my home
Original Lyrics:
To give up my life, my heart, my home
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You shepherd me from home
Original Lyrics:
You sheltered me from harm
"Everything I Own" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You shepherd me from home
Original Lyrics:
You sheltered me from home
"It Don't Matter To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoping to find time to codify.
Original Lyrics:
Hoping to find time to go to find.
"It Don't Matter To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just as long you are the man.
Original Lyrics:
Just as long you are the last.
"It Don't Matter To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will always be a victoroon
Waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
There will always be an empty room
Waiting for you.
"Look What You've Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is someone you ought to meet
It's me, mister incomplete
Look, at what I've become
For it's due to the likes of you
That I'm now only half a dude
Original Lyrics:
There is someone you ought to meet
It's me, mister incomplete
Look, at what I've become
For it's due to the lack of you
That I'm now only half of two
No story, but it sounds painful!
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is just the way it used to be
When you here close to me
I've got to make you see
Original Lyrics:
All I want is just the way it used to be
With you here close to me
I've got to make you see
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But since you left I'm hardly naked through the day
Original Lyrics:
But since you left I hardly make it through the day
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But someday soon I'll wait
And find my heart won't have to break
Original Lyrics:
But someday soon I'll wake
And find my heart won't have to break
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wondered through the night
Original Lyrics:
I wander through the night
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost and on alone.
Original Lyrics:
Lost and all alone.
"Lost Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost and out alone.
Original Lyrics:
Lost and all alone.
"Make It With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to make it review.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you.
"Make It With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to rake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you.
"Make It With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd want to get naked with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd want to make it with you.
"Make It With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm runnin' naked with you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make it with you.
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
And if I choose the one I'd like to help me through.
I'd like to make it with you.
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I really think that we could make it good
Original Lyrics:
I really think that we could make it, girl
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make it with you.
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to bake it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to get naked with you
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to make a review
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to make it with you
"Make It with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna r*** it with you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make it with you.
"Sail Around the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would sail around the world
Look for Goldeneye and pearls.
Original Lyrics:
I would sail around the world
Look for gold and dive for pearl.
"Tecolote" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take a latte.
Original Lyrics:
Tecolote
"The Guitar Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he comes to town and you see he stays
or
And he comes to town and you see the stage,
or
And he comes to town and you see the stage,
Original Lyrics:
And he comes to town and you see his face
"Welcome To The Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately we've been playin'
Travelin' in the Jetson cars.
Original Lyrics:
Lately we've been playin'
Travelin' in the jets and cars.

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