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Fun Music Information -> Kenny Rogers

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Kenny Rogers & The First Edition, Kenny Rogers And The First Edition, Kenny Rogers and Bonnie Tyler

Jokes:

In 1980, while Kenny Rogers was hot on the charts, I stepped off a bus, when one of my boots fell apart at the bottom.
Without thinking, I said to myself, audibly, 'You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel.....'
Submitted by: Ove Ofteness
What did Kenny Rogers say when one of his car tyres fell off?
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.
Submitted by: herman glockenspiel

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Roystan Sylvain. Submitted by: LRonCupboard

Also known as: Kenneth David Rogers. Submitted by: Country

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Gambler, Coward Of The County, Six-Pack"The first two were TV movies based on his hit songs. The other was a forgettable 1982 rip-off of "The Bad News Bears" in a NASCAR setting. - Country

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Loose Wheel""Lucille"Isac

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Planet Texas,"Texas is a U.S. state, not a planet!Ed
"You Decorated My Life,"Life is not something that can be decorated.Victoria
"You Decorated My Life,"Is decorating a life like decorating for holidays?Peter
"Eyes That See In The Dark,"No eyes can see in total darkness.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Cheater, Cheater," Joey and Rory"Daytime Friends Nighttime Lovers," Kenny Rogers
"Out Here On My Own," Irene Cara"I Don't Need You," Kenny Rogers
"Do You Love Me," The Contours"But You Know I Love You," Kenny Rogers
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"Planet Texas," Kenny Rogers
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Daytime Fiends" originally "Daytime Friends"
...and nighttime fighters?
Emmanuelle Chriqui with her hair on fire
"The Ambler" originally "The Gambler"
A theater in Pennsylvania.
Yvette Bristle
"The Gamble" originally "The Gambler"
Serafina
"Lay" originally "Lady"
Alison Runyon
"Through The Ears" originally "Through The Years"
Alison Runyon

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"She Believes In Men" originally "She Believes In Me"
Heidi Sharpe
"Coward Of The Country" originally "Coward Of The County"
Paint Roller

Change a Letter:

"This Roman" originally "This Woman"
Yvette Bristle
"Thin Woman" originally "This Woman"
Yvette Bristle
"The Rambler" originally "The Gambler"
Rachel
"Through The Gears" originally "Through The Years"
Hollajuku
"Dove Will Turn You Around" originally "Love Will Turn You Around"
Dove chocolates might do that.
Alina

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Feb 28
a parody of "Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
Country Fartist vents on his girl's bad cooking.
YouTube: (Video)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"The Gambler""The Dribblers"Airfarcewon
"The Gambler""The Stranger"Airfarcewon
"The Gambler""The Sailor"Susanna Viljanen
"The Gambler""Nuns With Bad Habits"Airfarcewon
"Ruby""Katie"2Eagle
"Reuben James""Etta James"Airfarcewon
"The Gambler""The Rambler"Airfarcewon
"Lucille""The Getaway Song"Tibi
"The Gambler""The Mumbler"Airfarcewon
"The Gambler""The Tumbler"Neal Phillips & Greg Trafidlo

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Planet TexasTexas Department Of TourismEdward
The GamblerGambler's AnonymousAVKing

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
The GamblerGamblers AnonymousEd
The GamblerCasino/Mafia HeadquartersRyan Harder

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Impulsive
   Wilson Phillips
The Gambler
   Kenny Rogers
The Impulsive Gambler
Edward
My Name Is
   Eminem
Lady
   Kenny Rogers
My Name Is Lady
And my partner is The Tramp.
Gebbie Dibson
Great Balls Of Fire
   Jerry Lee Lewis
Lucille
   Kenny Rogers
Great Lucille Balls Of Fire
More amazing than wax museum replicas!
Amber Wayland
Everything You Know Is Wrong
   Weird Al Yankovic
I Don't Need You
   Kenny Rogers
Everything You Know Is Wrong, So I Don't Need You
Favorite words for anyone fed up with anyone else.
Airrider
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crocodile seal
Original Lyrics:
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
"Christmas Is My Favorite Time of the Year"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Mr. Wonder lights under my trees
Original Lyrics:
The mist of wonder lies under my trees
"Love Will Turn You Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life will deliver the shock-a-boo s**ter
And drive him down to his knees
Original Lyrics:
Life will deliver a shock that will shiver
And drive him down to his knees
"The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
The gambler, Hebrew Cleveland
Original Lyrics:
The gambler, he broke even
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
the gambler, Hebrew Cleveland
Original Lyrics:
the gambler, he broke even

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jimmy

Every time I heard this song growing up I thought it was about a gambler named Hebrew Cleveland!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"The Gambler"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
On a warm summer's evenin',
on a train bound for nowhere
Why They're Nonsensical:
Do trains ever really run without any destination? I've certainly never heard of a train bound for nowhere. After all, unlike cars or trucks, which one can drive around aimlessly and turn on a whim, trains are on tracks directing them somewhere in particular.
Submitted by: Olga Ruiz
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Lucille"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
After she left us, I ordered more whiskey
Why They're Misrhymed:
ok, so there are some rhymes in this song and I know Kenny didn't intend these lines to rhyme. But whenever I heard this song I just wanted to sing, 'After she left us, I ordered more breakfast.'
Submitted by: Lisa Green-Douglass
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Through the Years"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I can't remember when you weren't there
when I didn't care for anyone but you
Why They're Inappropriate:
The lyrics, tangled as they are, amount to the statement 'I don't care for you, and I can't remember ever *having* cared for you '.
Submitted by: Mary-O
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Love Lifted Me"
The Song Lyrics:
Who knows, I'm liable to take a song from the Bible
and then when I'm through I'll just sing, "Love Lifted Me"
Song They Mention:
"Love Lifted Me", traditional 1912 hymn by James Rowe (http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/l/l/lliftdme.htm)
Submitted by: Michael McVey
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Someone Who Cares"
Opening Lines:
Someone who cares, someone who dares to love you
Comments:
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Tell It All Brother"
Opening Lines:
Tell it all brother, before we fall
Comments:
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Scar Let Fever" originally "Scarlet Fever"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"When You Put Your Heart I Nit" originally "When You Put Your Heart In It"
Submitted by: Peter
"When You Put Your Hear Tin It" originally "When You Put Your Heart In It"
Submitted by: Peter

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Through the Years"
The Lyrics:
I can't remember when you weren't there
When I didn't care for anyone but you.
Why:
I think Kenny means he can't remember a time when he DID care for anyone but the woman he's serenading, but what he SAYS is the exact opposite - i.e. "Honey, I can't remember a time when I wasn't in love with somebody else, but it was never with you."
Submitted by: Mary
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Greyson Kern Submitted by: Peggy Dishwasher
Can be a proper name.

Song Title Anagrams:

"They Gather Hours" originally "Through The Years"
Payroll clerks do, when reviewing timecards
Submitted by: Alexis
"Troy Hugs Heather" originally "Through The Years"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Heather Hugs Troy" originally "Through The Years"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Heather's Orgy Hut" originally "Through The Years"
Submitted by: Heck Noover Nuck

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Going Back To Alabama"
The Lyrics:
Going back to Alabama
Why:
Speaks of the U.S. state of Alabama
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Renny Codgers originally "Kenny Rogers"
Submitted by: Country

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