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Song Parodies -> "High Crimes and Treason"

Original Song Title:

"Lucille"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"High Crimes and Treason"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

More fodder for all you Russian sleeper agents (aka team MAGA) who still refuse to acknowledge the Russian agent in OUR White House. Patriots? I think not!
With a godfathers credo
The ultimate cheap-o
Now his cronies have started to sing

As Mueller gets closer
A hostile takeover
He still thinks it’s some kind of game

Donald’s angry and bitter
He tweets on the shitter
But we finally caught on to his schemes
He knows what they’re after
And they’ll be no laughter
A major disaster’s what Cohen will bring

Cohen thought Trump he loved him
The FBI flipped him
They knew by the look on his face
That soon with a summons
Uncover a crime that
Would cause him much shame and disgrace

The agents were callous
His crimes they were counting
In a minute he knew he was dead
Then he started shaking
His willpower breaking
He turned to the agent and said

I think it's high crimes and treason for real
12 shady Russians
An election to steal
Trump’s having Bad times
Saying there’s no crimes
But soon we’ll have charges unsealed
I think it's high crimes and treason for real

Before he pleaded
He had him some whiskey
He thought how Trump made him look small
From the lights of the courtroom
To the CNN news room
Now Cohen is talking to all

He spoke of duty
To trump not to country
But now he knows he lost his mind
Now his disclosure
While he keeps composure
And flashing back crime after crime

I think it's high crimes and treason for real
12 shady Russians
An election to steal
Trump’s having Bad times
Saying there’s no crimes
But this time his fate it is sealed
I think it's high crimes and treason for real
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Buzzfeed - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
You "think" these things!? You are NOT to do any thinking, NPC drones! WE do all the thinking around here! YOU are to say what we program you to say!
Bongo Beater - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
So, what's it like getting beaten like a cheap drum AGAIN, fake news pushers?
Comedian - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
You know, you delusion-dwelling conspiracy theorists proclaiming your faith that Mueller's witch hunt is TOTALLY going to nail Trump for something this time make me think of what you hear from the horny young college twits during every friggin' Spring Break.

On their way to Fort Lauderdale: "This year, boys! This year, we're gonna get some!"

Returning from Fort Lauderdale: "Next year, boys! Next year, we're gonna get some!"
Reality - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
"Russian agent in OUR White House?" You DO realize Hillary, Hussein, and all the other treasonous Russian agents who negotiated Uranium One aren't allowed in the White House anymore, don't you?
Libby - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
(sigh) if only the right-tards really had as much talent as Gomez & Moran do to write a parody song to help espouse their views on the world situation (however wrong) rather than making puerile commentary that no one with a ounce of brain in them thinks is intelligent.
President Trump - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Looks like 4chan caught you losers napping again! Sad!
Leftard Hypocrisy - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
If only Gomez and Moron HAD any talent. They haven't written anything funny yet, and when one of the "right-tards" wrote a hilarious joke about that dumb Commie slut Cortez to show them how it's done, those humorless simpering eunuchs censored it.
Libby - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
If you don't like it...LEAVE! Is anyone forcing you to read this stuff or write it?
Gandhi - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Chill, trolls.
CML - January 22, 2019 - Report this comment
Maybe you'll get your wish, Libby
alexander's ragtag band - January 23, 2019 - Report this comment
Robert Mueller's Russia Investigation Is Moving Really Fast. Here's Why By Tessa Berenson September 22, 2017 It seemed like just yesterday.
Libby - January 23, 2019 - Report this comment
Al, 2 years + for the Clinton Investigation. Patience is a virtue.
The Offenders - January 24, 2019 - Report this comment
Guys, guys... can't we all just get along! Humor should bring us all together as Americans. Gotta learn to laugh at yourself as well as others.
Bachmann Turner Overdrive - February 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Ain't got nothin' yet!
L-L-Leftards, you just ain't got n-n-nothin' yet!

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