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Song Parodies -> "Oy, What Condition Our Poor Nation Is In"

Original Song Title:

"Just Dropped In (To See What Condition... )"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Oy, What Condition Our Poor Nation Is In"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

R.I.P. Kenny Rogers. He didn't die from the coronavirus, but a lot of people have, and a whole lot more will, because Dumb Donald is SO dumb.
Yeah! Yeah!
Oy vey!
What condition our poor nation is in!

I woke up this morning with the market falling in.
I found my mind on a top that will always spin.
I turned on the TV, and I don't know why
I once again saw that b@$+@rd lie.
I just dropped in
and, oy, what condition our poor nation is in.

Yeah! Yeah!
Oy vey!
What condition our poor nation is in!

He called this virus a Democratic hoax
and followed it in.
He praised himself crawling out
but he's been a-stalling in.
It makes us so tight, we couldn't unwind.
The Dow Jones Average lost its mind.
I just dropped in
and, oy, what condition our poor nation is in.

Yeah! Yeah!
Oy vey!
What condition our poor nation is in!

(instrumental break)

Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters
on a voting booth.
He's got his foot on our necks
and he will never ever tell the truth.
Eight weeks of this virus, and he just don't care.
Eight more, at least, we're stuck in here.
I just dropped in
and, oy, what condition our poor nation is in.

I said, I just dropped in
and, oy, what condition our poor nation is in!

Yeah! Yeah!
Oy vey!

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Ana Fana - March 23, 2020 - Report this comment
True, but an understatement.
Patrick - March 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Metro KC is on a lockdown tomorrow. Except drive up and carry out restaurants and grocery stores. No toilet paper or bottled water left on the shelves. Have been told all the ammunition is gone. Haven't confirmed that one. Not sure how the cops are going to enforce anything. If they pull you over, start coughing. Take care. We'll meet again when the libraries reopen and I can get to the internet.
You Aren't The Nation - March 24, 2020 - Report this comment
Just because New Jersey is a stinking skidmark on the nation's underwear doesn't mean the rest of the nation is as full of unflushed lefturds as your cesspit of a state is, ya flaming egotist!
Good Idea, Patrick! - March 24, 2020 - Report this comment
Yeah, start coughing at the cops and thereby give them a justification for using deadly force! Every time they shoot dead diseased vermin like MP here, the world becomes a slightly better place, and Hell that much fouler.
Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2020 - Report this comment
Once again, Dumb Donald's Cult 45 can't handle the truth.

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