Song Parodies ->Authors -> Michael Pacholek
Michael Pacholek, Central Jersey, over 30 and let's leave it at that. Single and looking. Working in retail but definitely looking. Likes: N.Y. Yankees, N.J. Devils, Democrats, books, steak, pasta, ice cream, Pepsi, silly jokes, well-thought-out jokes, good song parodies, 1955-69 rock and roll and anything since that sounds like it. Looking for: Woman who likes the preceding. Doesn't like: Read my parodies and it'll become quite clear. Goal on this site: To make you laugh, to make you think, to dream the impossible dream.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oilfinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 2.7 | 3.0 | 2.7 | 174 | |
| Silly Man's Spiral | Theme from Gilligan's Island | Sherwood Schwartz | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 168 | |
| Born to Choke | Born to Run | Bruce Springsteen | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 223 | |
| Rudolph the Blue-Chip Halfback | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 134 | |
| Flushing Meadow Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 156 | |
| I Cant Stand W | I Can't Get Next to You | The Temptations | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 136 | |
| I May Be Right (Bush May Be Crazy) | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 147 | |
| Dubya Got Run Over By a Reindeer | Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 165 | |
| Brain-Dead Whine | Red Red Wine | Neil Diamond | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 145 | |
| All My Files | All My Trials | Harry Belafonte, later Joan Baez, Mickey Newbury and Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 141 | |
| Tax On the Table | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 3.4 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 129 | |
| He's Always George Dubya | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 218 | |
| Money for Nothing Down in Old D.C. | Money for Nothing (and your chicks for free) | Dire Straits | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 143 | |
| Failure Boy | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 133 | |
| Hannibal | Yesterday | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 135 | |
| Bad, Bad Georgie Bush | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 163 | |
| Hockey Player 99 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers/The Searchers | 3.4 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 168 | |
| The Cowboy In Him | The Cowboy In Me | Tim McGraw | 3.7 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 128 | |
| Big DarkJon | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 140 | |
| Saddam Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 120 | |
| Scandal In the Wind | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 143 | |
| Chester | Pressure | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| Goodbye Cool World | Goodbye Cruel World | James Darren | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 123 | |
| Don't Eat There at Subway | Don't Sleep In the Subway | Petula Clark | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 133 | |
| Scenes from a Chinese Restaurant (The Ballad of Ralphie and Alice) | Scenes from an Italian Restaurant (The Ballad of Brenda & Eddie) | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 183 | |
| Captain Jacko | Captain Jack | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 148 | |
| Schiano Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 130 | |
| All You Need Is Shovel | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 122 | |
| Enterprise Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 264 | |
| I'm Gonna Be Berated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.3 | 117 | |
| DeNiro | Hero | Enrique Iglesias | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| Along Came Jones (Norah) | Along Came Jones | The Coasters | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 569 | |
| Every Dress You Take | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 131 | |
| I Still Haven't Found Why We Go to War | I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For | U2 | 3.9 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 139 | |
| It's Yao Forever | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 133 | |
| Thick Louse | Brick House | The Commodores | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 95 | |
| Lady Meadowland | Lady Marmalade | Patti LaBelle | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 160 | |
| A World Without Guns | A World Without Love | Peter & Gordon | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 132 | |
| Rings Quagmire | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 139 | |
| Finding Amiright | Blinded By the Light | Bruce Springsteen/Manfred Mann | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 172 | |
| One Shrub | One | U2 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 150 | |
| Ode to Philly Joe | Ode to Billie Joe | Bobbie Gentry | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 155 | |
| Sergeant Mora's Lonely Football Band | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 126 | |
| Mr. and Mrs. Sk8er Boi | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| Eve of Disgustion | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 122 | |
| Werewolves of Paris | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 118 | |
| Tomorrow's LeBron | Yesterday's Gone | Chad & Jeremy | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 129 | |
| Rippin' Lavigne | River of Dreams | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 112 | |
| We Can Turn 'Em Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 99 | |
| New Work State of Mind | New York State of Mind | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 120 | |
| Tombstone Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 115 | |
| King On the Road | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 2.9 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 336 | |
| All That Bush | All That Jazz | Chita Rivera | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 274 | |
| Only the Egg Foo Young | Only the Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 169 | |
| The Legislator | The Entertainer | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 99 | |
| Cookie | Cocaine | J.J. Cale | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 163 | |
| Sesamian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 200 | |
| Upon the Goof | Up On the Roof | The Drifters | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 119 | |
| Bert | Hurt | Nine Inch Nails | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 129 | |
| Wit Da Shrub | In Da Club | 50 Cent | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.0 | 137 | |
| Florios | Gloria | Van Morrison | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 131 | |
| It Was a Very Strange Year | It Was a Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 175 | |
| Hey Matsui | Louie Louie | The Kingsmen | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 124 | |
| Reason to De-Leaf | Reason to Believe | Tim Hardin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| Pull Your Pants Up | Hold Your Head Up | Argent | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 502 | |
| M-E-T-S | Y-M-C-A | The Village People | 3.1 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 163 | |
| Kerry, Beat Wayward Son | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | 3.5 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 165 | |
| Head Just Like a Rock | Loves Me Like a Rock | Paul Simon | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 131 | |
| The 7 Flushing Local | The City of New Orleans | Steve Goodman | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 112 | |
| He'll Bury Us | Aquarius | Cast of Hair | 4.5 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 144 | |
| Space Between the Ears Oddity | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 3.1 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 105 | |
| Don't Care If You Say You Love Me | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 137 | |
| Paradise at Addison & Clark | Paradise By the Dashboard Light | Meat Loaf | 3.6 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 158 | |
| Dubya Deceptions | Rainbow Connection | Kermit the Frog | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 109 | |
| Sears in Heaven | Tears in Heaven | Eric Clapton | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 132 | |
| Crocodile Shlock | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 135 | |
| The Ballad of the War Protestors | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 130 | |
| Drunk and Fallin' On the Floor | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 153 | |
| CuJo Shuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 139 | |
| I Can't Drive | I Can't Dance | Genesis | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 159 | |
| Anti-Bush Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 140 | |
| Parody Writer | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 132 | |
| Bumblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| A World Wit'out Club | A World Without Love | Peter & Gordon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| I Saw Her Skating There | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| The Organist | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 133 | |
| When I'm 84 | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 178 | |
| Don't Vote That Clown | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 118 | |
| Goalie | Lola | The Kinks | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 174 | |
| W-F-A-N | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| Devils With the Prize | Devil In Disguise | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Buyers of the Porn | Riders On the Storm | The Doors | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| You Are Who | Who Are You | The Who | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 164 | |
| At Last (300 Wins) | At Last | Etta James | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 163 | |
| Voteman | Taxman | The Beatles | 2.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 99 | |
| Can't Stop Hating You | Can't Stop Loving You | Van Halen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| How To Beat Brodeur? | How Can I Be Sure? | The Rascals | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 102 | |
| My Name Is (Giambi) | My Name Is (Slim Shady) | Eminem | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 163 | |
| Tellin' a Lie | Stayin' Alive | The Bee Gees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 118 | |
| Parody 99 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 142 | |
| Give My Songs to Chuck | Give My Love to Rose | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| You Cooked It All Night Long | You Shook Me All Night Long | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 186 | |
| Not Manischewitz | Not Gonna Get Us | T.A.T.U. | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 129 | |
| Pants On Fire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| DiRito Grove | China Grove | The Doobie Brothers | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 97 | |
| Everybody Beats the Mets | Everybody Plays the Fool | The Main Ingredient | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| Hot Tempers In the City | Hot Child In the City | Nick Gilder | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 227 | |
| Long Cool Woman In a Bat Dress | Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress | The Hollies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 486 | |
| Won't Stop Deceivin' | Don't Stop Believin' | Journey | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 188 | |
| I Don't Want That Bush As King | I Don't Want to Miss a Thing | Aerosmith | 2.5 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 121 | |
| Eat My Shoes (The Tucker Carlson Story) | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Midnight Plane to Georgia | Midnight Train to Georgia | Gladys Knight | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 151 | |
| My Ice, I Floored You | My Eyes Adored You | Frankie Valli | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Monster Bush | Monster Mash | Bobby Pickett | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 240 | |
| I Got the Cavalier | I Got the Horse Right Here | Guys and Dolls Soundtrack | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.8 | 119 | |
| I Will Connive | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 144 | |
| Duckie Man | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 90 | |
| Philadelphia Cheesesteak | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| I'm a Boozer | I'm a Loser | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 102 | |
| Don't Stop (Thinking I Can Borrow) | Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow) | Fleetwood Mac | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 97 | |
| Bucky Man | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 102 | |
| Tooth Bitin' Decay | Slip Slidin' Away | Paul Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Come Here, Armando | Come to My Window | Melissa Etheridge | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 125 | |
| Bat Moon Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| Big Slobbers | Back Stabbers | The O'Jays | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Just Like It Was Under Daddy Bush | Just Like Romeo & Juliet | The Reflections | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 147 | |
| Yellow Snow Regime | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 119 | |
| John McLane | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 424 | |
| Georgie with the Buck (He Passes) | Judy in Disguise (With Glasses) | John Fred & His Playboy Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 134 | |
| Spinning Heel | Spinning Wheel | Blood, Sweat & Tears | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 116 | |
| World Series Rings | This Diamond Ring | Gary Lewis | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| Paramus Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| Thanks for the Memories | Thanks for the Memory | Bob Hope | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 332 | |
| Come On Scotty | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| Where No One's Gone Before | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| McClane | Cocaine | J.J. Cale | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 138 | |
| Don't Wear That Gown | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 121 | |
| Reasons to Eat Beef | Reason to Believe | Tim Hardin | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 102 | |
| I'm an Ordinary Fan | I'm an Ordinary Man | Rex Harrison | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| California Screamin' | California Dreamin' | The Mamas & the Papas | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 135 | |
| Do It Like P. Diddy | Do Wah Diddy Diddy | The Exciters | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| Return to Blender | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| Runaround Shoe | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 144 | |
| Son of a Bleacher Bum | Son of a Preacher Man | Dusty Springfield | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Take Good Care of Crybabies | Take Good Care of My Baby | Bobby Vee | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| Denver to NYC (Oy What a Flight) | December 1963 (Oh What a Night) | The Four Seasons | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 113 | |
| Center Seat | Center Field | John Fogerty | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 149 | |
| Flight Through the Night With Scotty | Fight For Your Right to Party | The Beastie Boys | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 108 | |
| Stealin' & Shockin' | Reelin' & Rockin' | Chuck Berry | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 92 | |
| Got to Land On the Space Called Go | No Particular Place to Go | Chuck Berry | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 101 | |
| I'm a Laker | You Can Have Her | Roy Hamilton | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| Hungry Young Man | Angry Young Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Hatred (Avril's Revenge) | Hatred | The Kinks | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 132 | |
| Georgie Got No Mercy | Ferry Cross the Mersey | Gerry & the Pacemakers | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 144 | |
| Go Away Armando | Go Away Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| I Second That Devotion | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson & the Miracles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| Dubya Rock | Limbo Rock | Chubby Checker | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| The Battle of Amiright | The Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 119 | |
| Stupid | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 136 | |
| Homer Hanky | Hanky Panky | Tommy James & the Shondells | 2.2 | 1.8 | 2.2 | 582 | |
| Bush Will Break Your Heart | He Will Break Your Heart | Jerry Butler | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 135 | |
| You Were On My Mound | You Were On My Mind | We Five | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 172 | |
| Oy Vey | Oh Boy | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | ||
| Can't Make Me Guv | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Schwarzenegger | Get Together | The Youngbloods | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 134 | |
| Silly Goop | Alley-Oop | The Hollywood Argyles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 136 | |
| I Run For Gov'nor, Maria | Take a Letter, Maria | R.B. Greaves | 3.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 124 | |
| Don't Stand for Election | Don't Stand So Close to Me | The Police | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| A Boy Named Gray | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 123 | |
| Total Recall of the Gray | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| Groovin' (Every Pitch This Afternoon) | Groovin' (On a Sunday Afternoon) | The Rascals | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 173 | |
| Hang Up the Cell Phone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & the Shondells | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Sheik! | Shake! | Sam Cooke | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 122 | |
| Buses Full of Old Broads to Atlantic City | The Little Old Lady from Pasadena | The Beach Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 191 | |
| The Crap Sold At Sears | The Tracks of My Tears | Smokey Robinson & the Miracles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 138 | |
| You Take What I Got | You Got What It Takes | Marv Johnson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| There's Fool's Gold In California | All the Gold In California | The Gatlin Brothers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 119 | |
| Modern Songbook | Modern Woman | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Talk Away, Buffay | Walk Away, Renee | The Left Banke | 4.5 | 4.5 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| You Offend Me | You Send Me | Sam Cooke | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| (The Lights Went Out In) New York City | (The Lights Went Out In) Massachusetts | The Bee Gees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| Pleasant Board Game Sunday | Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 97 | |
| Back On the Jane Bang | Back On the Chain Gang | The Pretenders | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| He's a Flop | At the Hop | Danny & the Juniors | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Oy Vey (The Blackout Song) | Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Hey, Master Yoda | Gee, Officer Krupke | Mickey Calin | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 111 | |
| Dumb, Dumb, Dumb | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 146 | |
| Golden Stumbler, Carry That Ball, Tight End | Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| She'd Rather Play For Me | She'd Rather Be With Me | The Turtles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 88 | |
| Campaign California | Hotel California | The Eagles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 144 | |
| Gravy | Crazy | Patsy Cline | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 197 | |
| Wild Man | Wild Night | Van Morrison | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| Return to Bender | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| I Guess That's Why These Ballgames We Blew | I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues | Elton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| A Teenage Pitching Ace | A Teenager In Love | Dion & the Belmonts | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Stealing Stuff at Sears | Reeling In the Years | Steely Dan | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 135 | |
| Losers, Chokes & Flops | Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves | Cher | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 164 | |
| Totally Blitzed with Pine Tar | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 124 | |
| These Truths Are Made For Talking | These Boots Are Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 140 | |
| Three Cops I Saw Jaywalking | These Boots Are Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| Travesty | Tragedy | Marc Anthony | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 142 | |
| House of the Golden Arch | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 119 | |
| Gamblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | The Allman Brothers Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 116 | |
| Gobblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | The Allman Brothers Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Angels In the Mourning | Angel of the Morning | Merilee Rush & the Turnabouts | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Wholesome Prison Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 170 | |
| Those Were the A's | Those Were the Days | Mary Hopkin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Straight-Living Guy | American Pie | Don McLean | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 143 | |
| Hey, Anakin's Woman | American Woman | The Guess Who | 3.5 | 3.5 | 2.5 | 95 | |
| Bad, Bad Big Hurt Frank | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 111 | |
| He's a Shady | She's a Lady | Tom Jones | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 123 | |
| The Man In Black Is Gone | The Man In Black | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 194 | |
| Don't Know Why (I Made That Call) | Don't Know Why (I Didn't Come) | Norah Jones | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 2868 | |
| Georgia In a Bind | Georgia On My Mind | Hoagy Carmichael | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| Bring 'Em On Home, Thome | Bring It On Home to Me | Sam Cooke | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 140 | |
| San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear a Hard Hat On Your Hair) | San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers In Your Hair) | Scott McKenzie | 4.0 | 3.2 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| 30 Months of Proof He's Bananas | 30,000 Pounds of Bananas | Harry Chapin | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 205 | |
| Diamondback | Welcome Back | John Sebastian | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Pete Rose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 136 | |
| Johnny Cash's Computer | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | 3.7 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 119 | |
| The Devil Rays, South of Georgia | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | The Charlie Daniels Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| High Humidity | Silent Legacy | Melissa Etheridge | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 153 | |
| The Little Dumber Boy | The Little Drummer Boy | The Harry Simeone Chorale | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 286 | |
| Pardon the Interruption | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| Help Me Make It Through the Flight | Help Me Make It Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| J.Lo Goodbye | Hello Goodbye | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 137 | |
| The Fake Green Grass of Dome | The Green, Green Grass of Home | Tom Jones | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 141 | |
| Please, Georgie, Please (Don't Fly B-17) | Please Mr. Please (Don't Play B-17) | Olivia Newton-John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 153 | |
| Fines | Signs | The Five Man Electrical Band | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 123 | |
| Sixteen Scandals | Sixteen Candles | Johnny Maestro & the Crests | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 116 | |
| Crazy Mama, Oy Vey, Madonna | Donna the Prima Donna | Dion | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 165 | |
| The New York Jets | Like a Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 521 | |
| Where Was the Fundin'? | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 113 | |
| Georgie Is a Wrong Wrong Man | It Would Take a Strong Strong Man | Rick Astley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Panic Sunday | Manic Monday | The Bangles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 137 | |
| Simply Indefensible | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| The Fool On the Pills | The Fool On the Hill | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| OxyContin | Captain Jack | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 156 | |
| Flyin' Fries | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 113 | |
| California's Dumb | California Sun | Joe Jones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 155 | |
| The Wreck of the Edgar Martinez | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 118 | |
| The Battle of New England | The Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 137 | |
| Cleopatra | Come Together | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| When You Say 'Bud Selig' | When You Say 'Budweiser' | Budweiser Beer Commercial | 3.8 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 481 | |
| Cardinals' Sin | Cardinal Sin | Black Sabbath | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| Three Rivers | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| Rocky Mountain Guys | Rocky Mountain High | John Denver | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| I Still Kissed Someone | I Still Miss Someone | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| Padres | Padre | Toni Arden | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| Vicodin | Honesty | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Doans Pills Relievin' | Don't Stop Believin' | Journey | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 200 | |
| W-T-P | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Babe Ruth, His Ghost is Walking | These Boots Are Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| Blue Jays | Blue Moon | The Marcels | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 132 | |
| Money (That's What He's Got) | Money (That's What I Want) | Barrett Strong | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 178 | |
| Lionize | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| There Nobody Sees Your Game | Where Everybody Knows Your Name | Gary Portnoy | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| The Ballad of John's Hot Cocoa | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 132 | |
| Jeff Weaver | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 1052 | |
| The Bumbler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| I Burst at the Seams | I Go to Extremes | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 100 | |
| The Minivan Alexa | The Downeaster Alexa | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 120 | |
| Bill Parcells | Whispering Bells | The Dell-Vikings | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 118 | |
| Diva, My Wages (A Wild Man's Lament) | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| Bond On the Run | Band On the Run | Paul McCartney | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| Richard the Third | Grease (Is the Word) | Frankie Valli | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 152 | |
| 1-2-3 (I Count) | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 238 | |
| Tired of Weighing for You | Tired Of Waiting For You | The Kinks | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 116 | |
| Mack the Beth | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 134 | |
| Fuzzy Math | Monster Mash | Bobby Pickett | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 243 | |
| Pal Wesley Clark | Palisades Park | Freddy Cannon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Everybody Hates You Now | Everybody Loves You Now | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Middletown | Allentown | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Goodnight Bronx | Goodnight Saigon | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| Scandal Flag | Grand Old Flag | George M. Cohan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Stacy's Hot Mother | Sylvia's Mother | Dr. Hook | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 303 | |
| An Innocent Fan | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| Stacy's Dad | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1204 | |
| Facing Tino | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 105 | |
| Please Cheese Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| Dante's the Guy | Don't Ask Me Why | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| She's Gotta Weigh | She's Got a Way | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 152 | |
| The Ballad of Georgie the Kid | The Ballad of Billy the Kid | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| A Matter of Rust | A Matter of Trust | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 122 | |
| It's Still Sugar Bowl to Me | It's Still Rock and Roll to Me | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| No JFK | YMCA | The Village People | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 159 | |
| I'm Giving You the Gate, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| Radar O'Reilly | Baba O'Riley | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 155 | |
| Just My Favorite Bar | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 119 | |
| To All the Girls We've Sung About | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 132 | |
| Just Concrete Where I Lived | On the Street Where You Live | Jeremy Brett | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| The First Hotel | The First Noel | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie No Job Secure Economy | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 134 | |
| Smurf City | Surf City | Jan & Dean | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 157 | |
| Flushing Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| I'm Driving Rudolph | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| Can't Get It Right (The Ballad of M & P) | We've Got Tonight | Bob Seger | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 117 | |
| Y-O-G-I | Y-M-C-A | The Village People | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Tom DiJulio | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 89 | |
| Drippy Drippy Shake | Hippy Hippy Shake | The Swingin' Blue Jeans | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 118 | |
| Using My Derision | Losing My Religion | R.E.M. | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 175 | |
| Quitter | Fighter | Christina Aguilera | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 102 | |
| Release Ravi's Dad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| Beat That Rival Team This Time | Get Me to the Church On Time | Stanley Holloway | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 115 | |
| The Longest Film | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 120 | |
| With Help From My Little Friend | With a Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 208 | |
| Georgie the Snowjob | Frosty the Snowman | The Ronettes | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 135 | |
| Aching Back | Paint It, Black | The Rolling Stones | 3.3 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 162 | |
| George Constanza | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 137 | |
| Away From the Rangers | Away In a Manger | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 162 | |
| Sesame Street Xmas (Thank you, Grover) | Happy Xmas (War Is Over) | John Lennon | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 120 | |
| Where Have All the Dodgers Gone | Where Have All the Flowers Gone | Pete Seeger | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 105 | |
| Increase the Dose | And So It Goes | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Shouldn't It Be Parodied | Wouldn't It Be Loverly | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 109 | |
| I Am The Rock | I Am a Rock | Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 116 | |
| You Better Headset | You Better You Bet | The Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 148 | |
| I'm In the Fortress | I Am the Walrus | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Living For the Suburbs | Living For the City | Stevie Wonder | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 98 | |
| Say Goodbye to Hollywood (Say Goodbye Madonna) | Say Goodbye to Hollywood (Say Goodbye My Baby) | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 224 | |
| Bummer, Bushland Falls (Berlin Or Pretoria) | Summer, Highland Falls (Sadness Or Euphoria) | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Winchester Is Evil | Winchester Cathedral | The New Vaudeville Band | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Missing Puffy | Makin' Whoopee | Eddie Cantor | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 137 | |
| The Most Wonderful Dame with that Rear | The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| High Life | My Life | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| Sixteen Games | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| Movie Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 116 | |
| O Come, All Ye Wingnuts (Adeste El Doofus) | O Come, All Ye Faithful (Adeste Fideles) | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 134 | |
| Deleting All the Sex | Leader of the Pack | The Shangri-Las | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| You're a Mean One, Mr. Bush | You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Doctor Seuss | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 563 | |
| Sickie | Mickey | Toni Basil | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 125 | |
| My Front Pages | My Back Pages | Bob Dylan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Titan Up | Tighten Up | Archie Bell & the Drells | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 133 | |
| Skate Right Off | Take It Off | The Donnas | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 152 | |
| Al 'n' Yetta '04 | Al 'n' Yetta | Allan Sherman | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.4 | 141 | |
| Blunderful Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 111 | |
| While My Guitar Is Unsigned | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 88 | |
| The Ballad of Mike Pacholek | The Ballad of Davy Crockett | Bob Hayes | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.7 | 133 | |
| I'm-a Jeff Weaver | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 110 | |
| Dallas Sucks | Cleveland Rocks | Ian Hunter | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 1581 | |
| Costanza | Bonanza | Lorne Greene | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 122 | |
| The Ballad of the Yellow Guy | The Ballad of the Green Berets | Barry Sadler | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 156 | |
| 26 Miles (Old Man Swims) | 26 Miles (Santa Catalina) | The Four Preps | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 430 | |
| Battle Hymn of the Republican | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Julia Ward Howe | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 196 | |
| Dean On Me | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Bilious Lies | Brilliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 123 | |
| It's Oprah | It's Over | Roy Orbison | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Punxsatawnian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 159 | |
| There's a Poll That I'm Losing | There's a Hole in the Bucket | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 117 | |
| They're Coming to Take Dean Away, Ha-Ha! | They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Ha! | Napoleon XIV | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.0 | 180 | |
| Season On the Trail | Seasons In the Sun | Terry Jacks | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 138 | |
| Jell-O Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| Jumping o'er the Shark | Dancing in the Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 245 | |
| Seasons of James Bond | Seasons In the Sun | Terry Jacks | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| Boss Side Now | Both Sides Now | Joni Mitchell | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Don't Jump the Shark | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 172 | |
| Toxic | Taxi | Harry Chapin | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 108 | |
| I Am the Public Defender | This Is the Time to Remember | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 208 | |
| Election City | Atlantic City | Bruce Springsteen | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 110 | |
| The Reckoning of These Song Titles | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| In the Year 1918 | In the Year 2525 | Zager & Evans | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 170 | |
| You Can't Wear That | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones | Me and Mrs. Jones | Billy Paul | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 143 | |
| Say Goodbye to Dubya | Say Goodbye to Hollywood | Billy Joel | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Rura Penthe Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Georgie with his Lies of Diamonds | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 352 | |
| Talkin' Westerns (Gary, Randy & the Duke) | Talkin' Baseball (Willie, Mickey & the Duke) | Terry Cashman | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 157 | |
| No Sex & the City | A Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Quarterback Loser | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 92 | |
| Facts, Ma'am | Taxman | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 115 | |
| Drunky Flunk Women | Honky Tonk Women | The Rolling Stones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 98 | |
| Let's Beat George Bush Together | Let's Spend the Night Together | The Rolling Stones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| My Favorite Rings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 133 | |
| You Soaped the Words Right Out of My Mouth | You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth | Meat Loaf | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| Pair o' Dice In Casino Light | Paradise By the Dashboard Light | Meat Loaf | 3.5 | 3.7 | 4.3 | 144 | |
| Solitaire | Honesty | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 137 | |
| When the Pitch Comes In | When the Ship Comes In | Bob Dylan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| Henny Penny, She's a Clucker | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 119 | |
| I Vike It Like That (Minnesota Football Blues) | I Like It Like That | Chris Kenner | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Hawk! We Don't Got No Cup Ring | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| Vain Slobs Keep Pourin' On Their Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| The Ballad of Second Roles | The Ballad of Jed Clampett | Flatt & Scruggs | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Ticked Off The Bride | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| All You Want to Do Is Drive | All You Want to Do Is Dance | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 124 | |
| Alternate Universe | Across the Universe | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 154 | |
| Frasier | Pressure | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 124 | |
| Rummy's Dummy | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 103 | |
| Randy (Pitched a Fine Game) | Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) | Looking Glass | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 108 | |
| Purple Prose | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 106 | |
| Dubya, No | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Here Comes the Bus | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 119 | |
| Mister Jackman | Frere Jacques | Traditional | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 125 | |
| Trill In Disguise | Brilliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Bad Bill Hung | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| It Ain't Us, Babe | It Ain't Me, Babe | The Turtles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Un-American Trilogy | An American Trilogy | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 133 | |
| John Kerry, Restore | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 114 | |
| Zealous Guy | Jealous Guy | John Lennon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 90 | |
| Damn Cicada Time | Mashed Potato Time | Dee Dee Sharp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 173 | |
| Splendid Grade of Splinter | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 107 | |
| Bone of Contention | Ball of Confusion | The Temptations | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| You Are So Powerful (Thome) | You Are So Beautiful (To Me) | Joe Cocker | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 92 | |
| Indiscreet Where You Live | On the Street Where You Live | Jeremy Brett | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 99 | |
| We Got Ruth, Babe | I Got You, Babe | Sonny and Cher | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Desdemona | Desperado | The Eagles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| It's Still Octopus to Me | It's Still Rock and Roll to Me | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 114 | |
| A Contender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 107 | |
| J-Lo Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Please Come to Boston (The Man From New Jersey) | Please Come to Boston (The Man From Tennessee) | Dave Loggins | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 948 | |
| Con Boy | Convoy | C.W. McCall | 3.4 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 387 | |
| Prosecutaville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| The Grandson of John F. Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 123 | |
| The Blunder of It All | The Wonder of It All | Foxwoods Commercial Jingle | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 499 | |
| I'm President the 8th, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 3.5 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Tip Talked Too Much | You Talk Too Much | Joe Jones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 151 | |
| Hidden Banana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 158 | |
| The Wreck of the President Gerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 107 | |
| Mama Told Me (Not to Run) | Mama Told Me (Not to Come) | Three Dog Night | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 175 | |
| Chester Arthur's Theme | Arthur's Theme | Christopher Cross | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 139 | |
| It's Cleveland Or Not | Believe It Or Not | Joey Scarbury | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Peanut Farmer | Peanut Butter | The Marathons | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 150 | |
| Not to Be | Let It Be | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Pronged Thumb, Ooh! | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 88 | |
| When Georgie Lies | When Smokey Sings | ABC | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 165 | |
| The Record of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| Did You Ever Think That Bush Had a Mind? | Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? | The Lovin' Spoonful | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 105 | |
| Washington Lineman | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 94 | |
| Silent Is Calvin | Silence Is Golden | The Four Seasons | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 124 | |
| When You Saw Atkins' End | With a Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 91 | |
| Cheney | Changes | David Bowie | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 131 | |
| Shortstop In the Wind | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 100 | |
| Oldman, Actor | Old Man River | Paul Robeson | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 118 | |
| Incensed At Arrogance | Incense and Peppermints | The Strawberry Alarm Clock | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 151 | |
| Back With the M-E-T-S | Back In the U.S.S.R. | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 123 | |
| Return the Blunder | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 99 | |
| Monopolyville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 104 | |
| Royce's Summer | The Boys of Summer | Don Henley | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 108 | |
| You've Lost That Gov'nor Feelin' | You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' | The Righteous Brothers | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 105 | |
| Are You Kidding, Franklin Pierce? | Reeling In the Years | Steely Dan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 118 | |
| Give Me That Old-Time Derision | Give Me That Old-Time Religion | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| Free Zellin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 114 | |
| Beyond the Tee | Beyond the Sea | Bobby Darin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 126 | |
| I Went and Broke My Hand | I Want to Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 102 | |
| Matt-and-Benny-ville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 96 | |
| The Andy Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| Missouri Was Happy | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 132 | |
| Free Cellin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| Ah Cain't Git No Satisfaction | I Can't Get No Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 150 | |
| Destiny | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 105 | |
| Cat's What You Think Of | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.5 | 113 | |
| Caffeine | Cocaine | J.J. Cale | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 324 | |
| Dubya Governs Like He's Stoned | Papa Was a Rolling Stone | The Temptations | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 112 | |
| Taft | Shaft | Isaac Hayes | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 227 | |
| R.B. Hayes | Glory Days | Bruce Springsteen | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 116 | |
| Feel Like I'm Nixon, I Lie | Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die | Country Joe & the Fish | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 162 | |
| Rough and Ready | Get Ready | The Temptations | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 95 | |
| Let's Go, Dolley! | Hello, Dolly! | Louis Armstrong | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 102 | |
| Yellow Journalists | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 117 | |
| Our Dollar Bill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 102 | |
| Gone Down | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 97 | |
| Warren Harding | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 132 | |
| Rider On The Rough | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 97 | |
| A Two And A Three Ain't Five | Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad | Meat Loaf | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| Those Lips I Read | Roses Are Red | Bobby Vinton | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Up To Sniffle Creek | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 173 | |
| Honest Abe | Honesty | Billy Joel | 3.9 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 147 | |
| Loaiza | Low Rider | War | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Why, JQA? | YMCA | The Village People | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 117 | |
| Poorhouse Rock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 111 | |
| Forgotten (The Ballad of Millard Fillmore) | Forget Him | Bobby Rydell | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 124 | |
| Teflon | Levon | Elton John | 4.5 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 125 | |
| Repub Thumping | Tubthumping | Chumbawumba | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 161 | |
| President They Call James Monroe | No Particular Place to Go | Chuck Berry | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 122 | |
| What Becomes of What Polk Has Started | What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted | Jimmy Ruffin | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 131 | |
| We Gotta Get Bush Fired | We Didn't Start the Fire | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 193 | |
| Xanadu | O, Canada | Robert Stanley Weir | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Babe Ruth's Curse Is Coming to Town | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Various | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 150 | |
| We Built This Country | We Built This City | Starship | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 159 | |
| Goody Woody | Goody Goody | Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 176 | |
| Hard Headed Adams | Hard Headed Woman | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Thirty-Six Votes for Impeachment | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 109 | |
| Turn the Coat | Turn the Page | Bob Seger | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 99 | |
| Buck Be a Lady | Luck Be a Lady | Marlon Brando | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| Indiana Sent Me | Indiana Wants Me | R. Dean Taylor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 145 | |
| Every Bar Has Its Norm | Every Rose Has Its Thorn | Poison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 248 | |
| Flyin' Guys | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 106 | |
| No Defeat This October | No Retreat, No Surrender | Bruce Springsteen | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| Are You Loathsome Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 218 | |
| Too Dutch | Too Much | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 102 | |
| We Are the Idiots | We Are the Champions | Queen | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 153 | |
| Please Mr. Please (Don't Say '1918') | Please Mr. Please (Don't Play B-17) | Olivia Newton-John | 4.3 | 3.4 | 3.3 | 381 | |
| The A of Rod | The Way of Love | Cher | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 152 | |
| Your Year | Your Song | Elton John | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 124 | |
| This Team's a Lemon | Life Is a Lemon | Meat Loaf | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 132 | |
| Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Vote | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Traditional | 4.5 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 105 | |
| White Elephant | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 88 | |
| Will You Love Me Tomorrow (If I'm Broke Tonight) | Will You Love Me Tomorrow | The Four Seasons | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 120 | |
| City of New Voters | City of New Orleans | Arlo Guthrie | 4.4 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 135 | |
| How Can This Be Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men At Work | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 107 | |
| Yankee Strudel | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | 4.1 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 211 | |
| Pigs Are Flying | Crying | Roy Orbison | 4.4 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 113 | |
| Five Hundred Songs | Faith of the Heart ('Star Trek: Enterprise' Theme) | Russell Watson | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 132 | |
| Shark! This Show Is Now Jumping | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional Christmas Carol | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 126 | |
| I'd Do Anything For Bush (But I Won't Do That) | I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) | Meat Loaf | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 155 | |
| My Name Is... (John Kerry) | My Name Is... (Slim Shady) | Eminem | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 153 | |
| Mr. Kerry | Mr. Lonely | Bobby Vinton | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 102 | |
| Election's Fair | Scarborough Fair | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.4 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 121 | |
| Sittin' With a Shock On TV | Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 107 | |
| The Wait | The Weight | The Band | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 177 | |
| Had to Get Loan | Bad to the Bone | George Thorogood | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 123 | |
| Lieberman, Howard and John | Abraham, Martin and John | Dion | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 169 | |
| Rain Delay Players #12 & 35 | Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 | Bob Dylan | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 119 | |
| Dylan At the Bat | Stuck Inside of Mobile | Bob Dylan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 127 | |
| Miffed Today | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 110 | |
| Oy Says the World | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | 4.5 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 121 | |
| Temporary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 92 | |
| I Want Condi | I Want Candy | The Strangeloves | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 114 | |
| The Curse Ain't Gonna Work Anymore | The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore | Frankie Valli | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 116 | |
| Lose Like Adlai | Lover Her Madly | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Mater Alma | Mother-In-Law | Ernie K-Doe | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 149 | |
| The Man Who Said Fox Sure Ain't Balanced | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Gene Pitney | 3.3 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 148 | |
| Play Me Amiright Songs, Chuck | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 153 | |
| Breaking Up the Caribou | Breaking Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 111 | |
| Biceps Have Been Thinned | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 4.5 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| A Little Bit of Juice | A Little Bit o' Soap | Jarmels | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 144 | |
| Your Cheatin' Wood (1966 version) | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 90 | |
| Yule Log | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 93 | |
| Wet Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 115 | |
| Your Cheatin' Wood (1949 version) | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 102 | |
| Go-Beer Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 112 | |
| His Nose Is Red (Grandma's Revenge) | Roses Are Red (My Love) | Bobby Vinton | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 128 | |
| Don't Ask, Jedi | Don't Ask Me Why | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 117 | |
| I Shall Be Deceased | I Shall Be Released | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 108 | |
| All Along the Bat-Signal | All Along the Watchtower | Jimi Hendrix | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| All Along the Two Towers | All Along the Watchtower | Jimi Hendrix | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 119 | |
| Just Like the Yankees | Just Like a Woman | Richie Havens | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 114 | |
| Of Course, I've No Blame | A Horse With No Name | America | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 103 | |
| Nights Doing Latin | Nights In White Satin | The Moody Blues | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 99 | |
| Calamine Lotion | Loco-Motion | Little Eva | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 1018 | |
| Summertime for Santa | Summer In the City | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 100 | |
| St. Nicholas Comes to New Jersey | A Visit From St. Nicholas | Clement Moore | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 104 | |
| Good King, Bush Is Not | Good King Wenceslas | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 133 | |
| Marley the Ghostman | Frosty the Snowman | The Ronettes | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 143 | |
| Why Am I a Miser? | Why Am I a Misfit? | Paul Soles | 4.2 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 113 | |
| Big Miser Song | Snow Miser Song/Heat Miser Song | Dick Shawn and George S. Irving | 3.8 | 2.6 | 3.0 | 284 | |
| Cratchit, the Brown-Nosed Loan Clerk | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| The Christmas of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 145 | |
| Bah! Bah! A Humbug! | Baba O'Riley | The Who | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 263 | |
| DeLorean | Gloria | Laura Branigan | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 147 | |
| Won't Think Once, His Wing's Right | Don't Think Twice, It's All Right | Bob Dylan | 3.1 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 115 | |
| The Night I Drove 'Bout Sixty-Nine | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | The Band | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 164 | |
| Lonely Nights (In White Satin) | Lonely Days | The Bee Gees | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 120 | |
| Double Entendre | Help Me, Rhonda | The Beach Boys | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 198 | |
| Marmoset | Mama Said | The Shirelles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 292 | |
| Dark Angel | Dark Lady | Cher | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 270 | |
| Shaky Flaky Song | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 124 | |
| Shaky Flaky Song | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 127 | |
| W-I-P | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 141 | |
| Seasons of Carson | Seasons In the Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 122 | |
| Thank You (Causeye Noyull Be Nice Elf Agin) | Thank You (Falettin Me Be Mice Elf Agin) | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 156 | ||
| Are You Jokesome Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 153 | |
| I Am, I Think | I Am, I Said | Neil Diamond | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 124 | |
| Reason for Aleve | Reason to Believe | Tim Hardin | 4.4 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 143 | |
| When Arwen Pouts | When Smokey Sings | ABC | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 165 | |
| Raspberry Rings Forever | Strawberry Fields Forever | The Beatles | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 108 | |
| The Ballad of Billy Joel | The Ballad of Billy the Kid | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 136 | |
| Bigfoot John | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 131 | |
| Obloquy Dubya | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 136 | |
| No More Fun (On NBC) | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| Stallone Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 195 | |
| Messier | Loverly | Julie Andrews | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 96 | |
| Heart's Been Sold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 117 | |
| Love the One Who's Sith | Love the One You're With | Stephen Stills | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 92 | |
| My, My, Hey, Hey (Out of the Black) | My, My, Hey, Hey (Out of the Blue) | Neil Young | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 97 | |
| I Gotta Go | I Gotta Know | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 122 | |
| There Is a Crisis | There Is a Mountain | Donovan | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 105 | |
| Lost On the Street | Lost In Your Eyes | Debbie Gibson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 135 | |
| 100 Years (A Dying Cub Fan's Lament) | 100 Years | Five For Fighting | 3.1 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 1068 | |
| Miss My Hockey | Mr. Lonely | Bobby Vinton | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 117 | |
| Bettman | Taxman | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 115 | |
| You Don't Know Squat | You Don't Know Me | Ray Charles | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| Home On the Strange | Home On the Range | Brewster Higley | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 96 | |
| Eternal Song | Eternal Flame | The Bangles | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 139 | |
| Miracle On Ice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 175 | |
| Dripping the Chaw | Breaking the Law | Judas Priest | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 128 | |
| Snot Flooded | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 100 | |
| Hymn to Dem | A Hymn to Him | Rex Harrison | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 118 | |
| The Arresting of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 118 | |
| Pink Dresses | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 111 | |
| Why Can't the Bushes? | Why Can't the English? | Rex Harrison | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 137 | |
| View from the Cradle | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 110 | |
| Monkeys' Room | In My Room | The Beach Boys | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 117 | |
| The Flick of the Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 144 | |
| A Friend of Miss Ashkicksass | The End of the Innocence | Don Henley | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 99 | |
| Blue Screen Blues | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 126 | |
| Taxes We Pay | Games People Play | Joe South | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 142 | |
| Delicious Rinds | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 113 | |
| New Brunswick | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 132 | |
| Touchy | Touch Me | The Doors | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.4 | 101 | |
| I Thank You, Pfizer | Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 106 | |
| Get More | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| I'm Too Silly | I'm Too Sexy | Right Said Fred | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 157 | |
| I Couldn't Dance, All Right | I Could Have Danced All Night | Julie Andrews | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 126 | |
| Dopeball Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 171 | |
| This Da Vinci, It's a Novel | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| Caine | Rain | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Rivals In a Storm | Riders On the Storm | The Doors | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 99 | |
| Got My Five-Votes For You | Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| Bathroom Bits | Ballroom Blitz | Sweet | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 249 | |
| Yesterday | Honesty | Billy Joel | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 121 | |
| Honesty | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 124 | |
| Port Authority Song | Authority Song | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Loco Notion | Loco-Motion | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| Double-O-Seven | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 135 | |
| The Demise of S.S. Morro Castle | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.3 | 3.1 | 3.3 | 259 | |
| Father Wojtyla | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 139 | |
| Dinky in the Brain | Pinky and the Brain Theme | Richard Stone | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 131 | |
| Give My Picards to Vulcan | Give My Regards to Broadway | George M. Cohan | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 110 | |
| Ferrigno | Harrigan | George M. Cohan | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 115 | |
| You May Be Light (I May Be Heavy) | You May Be Right (I May Be Crazy) | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Crime of the Season | Time of the Season | The Zombies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| She's Always Disgusting | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.5 | 322 | |
| Beat Dead Horse, It's So Lame | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 133 | |
| O Little Tailor, Fix the Hem | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Phillips Brooks | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 116 | |
| They Call Him the Hammer | If I Had a Hammer | Pete Seeger | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 116 | |
| Eighteen Holes | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 173 | |
| New Federline | End of the Line | The Traveling Wilburys | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 144 | |
| Rings Extoller | One Tin Soldier | Coven | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 225 | |
| Hava Nagila Sunrise | Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 142 | |
| Right Field Fan | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers Band | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Ben the Sixteen | Only Sixteen | Sam Cooke | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 123 | |
| Mona Visa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 120 | |
| Bennie, I Confess | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 137 | |
| The Bettor | The Letter | The Box Tops | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 106 | |
| You're That Type of Guy | I'm That Type of Guy | LL Cool J | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 159 | |
| Babblin' Man | Travelin' Man | Rick Nelson | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 105 | |
| Don't Let No Dumb Hicks Write Code | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Oh My, Oh Hell, Her Legs Bowed | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| Babblin' Man (Southern Version) | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers Band | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 135 | |
| I Am a the Very Model of a Modern Starfleet Admira | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 593 | |
| Hello Dairy Brew | Hello Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Steak | Shake | Sam Cooke | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 106 | |
| Because of Tony Blair | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 150 | |
| You Don't Have to Slay the Monkey | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 99 | |
| Scissors Don't Beat Rock | Love Me Like a Rock | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Nothing So You're Now Glue | Nothing Compares 2U | Sinead O'Connor | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 135 | |
| When I Move My Master Piece | When I Paint My Masterpiece | The Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 123 | |
| Ziegler | Fever | Peggy Lee | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Tom DeLay Makes Me Hurl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 118 | |
| Cold Shoulder | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 90 | |
| Hello, Jolie | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 108 | |
| 1964 | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 164 | |
| Bi Wife | My Life | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 142 | |
| Hello Vader, Hello Emper | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 149 | |
| Siding With the Dark | Dancing In the Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 109 | |
| Throat Deep | Soul Deep | The Box Tops | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 130 | |
| The Nats' Time | The Last Time | The Rolling Stones | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 101 | |
| Lucasian Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 177 | |
| Prosecution | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 118 | |
| Cup Has Gone Away | Up, Up and Away | The Fifth Dimension | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Jedi Way | My Way | Elvis Presley | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 112 | |
| Old Computer | Old Man River | Paul Robeson | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 128 | |
| Leather Laces | Pink Shoe Laces | Dodie Stevens | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 147 | |
| Beatin' Cubbies | Makin' Whoopie | Eddie Cantor | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 153 | |
| Stefani | My Bonnie | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 97 | |
| Desperate Housewife | Desperado | The Eagles | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 560 | |
| Secret Plagiarist | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 95 | |
| The Sound of Soylents | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 103 | |
| When the Drip Comes In | When the Ship Comes In | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 111 | |
| N.J.T. | M.T.A. | The Kingston Trio | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 110 | |
| Nice Chianti | My Sharona | The Knack | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 198 | |
| Alanis Really Wanted to Say | Hand In My Pocket | Alanis Morrissette | 3.9 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 149 | |
| Oy Yi Yi Yi | Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm | Crash Test Dummies | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| Go Together | Come Together | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 108 | |
| Phony Baloney | Only the Lonely | Roy Orbison | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 131 | |
| Hank the Lord of the Sideline | Thank the Lord for the Night Time | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| Troy Was Unfurled | Joy to the World | Three Dog Night | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 96 | |
| You Don't Know Me | You Don't Own Me | Lesley Gore | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 125 | |
| 1066 | Route 66 | Nat King Cole | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 137 | |
| Doubleshot of That Starbucks Stuff | Double Shot of My Baby's Love | The Swinging Medallions | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| I'll Never Put the Blame On You | I'll Never Find Another You | The Seekers | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 130 | |
| Sandy O'Connor | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 113 | |
| Don't Let My Sons Take Crown From Me | Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 127 | |
| The Poker | The Joker | Steve Miller | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 159 | |
| Hockey's Back | Welcome Back | John Sebastian | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 112 | |
| On the Dark Side (Star Wars Version) | On the Dark Side | John Cafferty | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 136 | |
| Along Came Jones (James Earl) | Along Came Jones | The Coasters | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 165 | |
| Hooked On the Stealing | Hooked On a Feeling | B.J. Thomas | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 127 | |
| When Bush Was a Lad | When I Was a Lad | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 378 | |
| Bartlet Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Good Old Scotty | Good 'n' Plenty | TV Commercial | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 483 | |
| Georgie Bush Should Not Be In Command (Reprise) | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) | The Beatles | 4.2 | 3.7 | 4.1 | 108 | |
| Georgie Bush Should Not Be In Command | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 4.1 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| Past Little Whelp When Term Ends | With a Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 105 | |
| I Love You for Superficial Reasons | I Love You for Sentimental Reasons | Nat King Cole | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 103 | |
| The Jedi Went To Wyoming | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | The Charlie Daniels Band | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 127 | |
| Gawk at Wife | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 100 | |
| What's Down | What's Up | 4 Non Blondes | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 172 | |
| Why, Convict Karl Rove For That Notion | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 126 | |
| I Want to Be Vaunted | I Want to Be Wanted | Brenda Lee | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 123 | |
| Raffy You Lied | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 108 | |
| Doin' It All For the Laughter | Doin' It All For My Baby | Huey Lewis & the News | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 138 | |
| Paul Anka | Diana | Paul Anka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 157 | |
| Shower In the Wall | Flowers On the Wall | The Statler Brothers | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| Ghouls Fall In Love | Fools Fall In Love | The Clovers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| You Might Be a Country Boy | Thank God I'm a Country Boy | John Denver | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 150 | |
| Gunfight | One Night | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 100 | |
| Blimey! Kangaroo, This Court | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 182 | |
| I'd Grown Accustomed To the Race | I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face | Rex Harrison | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 130 | |
| A Day In the Pulp | A Day In the Life | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 121 | |
| Matthew Perry Sings 'Piano Man' | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 583 | |
| Laura's Husband | Laura | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 105 | |
| Three Henrys | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 120 | |
| Rose Goes (Makes Space For Palmeiro's) | Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) | Edison Lighthouse | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 117 | |
| White Lab Coat | White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 109 | |
| I'm-a Luther | I'm a Loser | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 93 | |
| Maxwell's Silver Medal | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 162 | |
| (No Gettin') Over It | (No Gettin') Over You | Gary Puckett & the Union Gap | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 113 | |
| Charles | Girl | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 115 | |
| Rings On Fire | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 146 | |
| Lord Protectorin' Boy | All-American Boy | Bobby Bare | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 141 | |
| Blunderball | Thunderball | Tom Jones | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 120 | |
| Liver Might Die | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.1 | 103 | |
| For Your Guy's Phony | For Your Eyes Only | Sheena Easton | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 152 | |
| McNamara's Canned | McNamara's Band | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 211 | |
| From Russia With Pucks | From Russia With Love | Matt Monroe | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 175 | |
| You're Rolling the Dice | You Only Live Twice | Nancy Sinatra | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 95 | |
| Nobody Can Forget Her | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 105 | |
| Cosa Nostra Baby | Bossa Nova Baby | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 120 | |
| Sheehan, Must to Avoid | She's a Must to Avoid | Herman's Hermits | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 108 | |
| Already Done | Already Gone | The Eagles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 130 | |
| (Bush Is An) A** Like That | A** Like That | Eminem | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.3 | 167 | |
| Sweet Home Crawford Texas | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 117 | |
| Georgie | Vincent | Don McLean | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 102 | |
| I'm On Vacation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 100 | |
| Kanye Feels No Love Tonight | Can You Feel the Love Tonight | Elton John | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 126 | |
| Mall Shook Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| Intelligent Design | End of the Line | The Traveling Wilburys | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 176 | |
| The Nose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 113 | |
| Nobody's Town | Nobody's Child | Karen Young | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Carry Mia | Cara Mia | Jay & the Americans | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 125 | |
| Blame Ray Nagin, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 111 | |
| The Most Wonderful Time With John Deere | The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 133 | |
| Pennsylvania Woman, New Jersey Man | Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man | Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 102 | |
| I'm Jebby | I'm Ready | Fats Domino | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 112 | |
| Bush Made a Fool of You | Love's Made a Fool of You | Buddy Holly | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 93 | |
| Therapy | Loverly | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| That'll Be the Day (Bush Version) | That'll Be the Day | Buddy Holly | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 106 | |
| Basketball | Alcohol | Brad Paisley | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 176 | |
| The King | The Thing | Phil Harris | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 153 | |
| Smart Of Control | Heart Full of Soul | The Yardbirds | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 133 | |
| (Sure Have Some) Imagination | My Generation | The Who | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 126 | |
| (Surely You Can't Be) Serious | Aquarius | Cast of Hair | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 143 | |
| Turn to Paige | Turn the Page | Bob Seger | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 120 | |
| Along Comes Barry | Along Comes Mary | The Association | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 129 | |
| Do You Feel Lucky, Man? | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 214 | |
| Old Man Quivers | Old Man River | Paul Robeson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| I Started to Smoke | I Started a Joke | The Bee Gees | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 170 | |
| Grovelin' Man | Travelin' Man | Rick Nelson | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| Nipsey Russell | Gypsy Woman | The Impressions | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Joshua Lyman | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Sweet Home, He Don't Know Which | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 111 | |
| Weight of Feather | Stormy Weather | The Spaniels | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 119 | |
| Imagine He Lived | Imagine | John Lennon | 4.5 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Still My Evenstar | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 98 | |
| Robot Man | Rocket Man | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Jack and Duke's Midnight Run | Take the Money and Run | Steve Miller | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 124 | |
| Darwin, Be Home Soon | Darling, Be Home Soon | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 101 | |
| My Old Ballpark | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 191 | |
| Blowin' with the Games | Blowin' in the Wind | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Donnie | Ronnie | The Four Seasons | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| The Lesson of Baseball and Football | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 116 | |
| The Night He Drove On the Cleveland Browns | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | The Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 713 | |
| The Intersexuale | The Internationale | Etienne Portier | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| Play That Funky Baseball (White Sox) | Play That Funky Music (White Boy) | Wild Cherry | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 959 | |
| What Became of Leroy Brown? | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 144 | |
| It Doesn't Matter, She's a Whore | It Doesn't Matter Anymore | Buddy Holly | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 102 | |
| Dough, Boy! | Oh, Boy! | Buddy Holly | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 118 | |
| About You | Without You | Harry Nilsson | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 125 | |
| Midway Special | Midnight Special | Leadbelly | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 157 | |
| A Scarlet Knight | A Hard Day's Night | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| Up On Scooter's Leak | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 143 | |
| Cheney's Fool | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | 4.2 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 140 | |
| Bridge Over Troubled Lurkers | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.4 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 102 | |
| Lidge, He's In Troubled Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 1233 | |
| Vin and Catherine | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 100 | |
| Slingin' at Cruise | Singin' the Blues | Guy Mitchell | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 104 | |
| Get Snack | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| Bus That's Stalled All Night | Rock and Roll All Night | KISS | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 169 | |
| You're Insane | You're Sixteen | Johnny Burnette | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 108 | |
| Have You Seen Her? | Have You Seen Her? | The Chi-Lites | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 170 | |
| Jon Corzine | Auld Lang Syne | Robert Burns | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 164 | |
| Office Running | Long Train Running | The Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Upset Girl | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 136 | |
| Michael Knows Who Won, It's Gore | Michael, Row the Boat Ashore | The Highwaymen | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 188 | |
| The Logo, Don't Dance | Your Mama Don't Dance | Loggins & Messina | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 125 | |
| Reggie Jackson | Jackson | Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 116 | |
| Mama Said (To Knock You Out) | Mama Told Me (Not to Come) | Three Dog Night | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 160 | |
| Big Highway | Big River | Johnny Cash | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 108 | |
| The Block of a Writer In Peril | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 98 | |
| A Charged Amiright Parade | The Charge of the Light Brigade | Lord Tennyson | 3.3 | 2.8 | 3.5 | 587 | |
| Monotonous | Ma-Na-Ma-Na | Jim Henson | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 213 | |
| Stumblin' Bum from Madison | Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech | Frank Roman | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Barfin' Bird | Surfin' Bird | The Trashmen | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 181 | |
| New York Singing Disaster 1977 | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | The Bee Gees | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 123 | |
| Sloppy Cop | Rocky Top | University of Tennessee Marching Volunteers | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.1 | 140 | |
| The Farmer In the 'Spell' | The Farmer In the Dell | Traditional Children's Song | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 135 | |
| Feelin' Woozy (The 59th Speeding Ticket Song) | Feelin' Groovy (The 59th Street Bridge Song) | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 141 | |
| Stuck With a Monster That's Blue | Stuck In the Middle With You | Stealers Wheel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 94 | |
| Hollaback Singer | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 100 | |
| Dad and Mom Were Really Anti-Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 116 | |
| I Wanna Piece o' David | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 98 | |
| Games He Don't Play | Games People Play | Joe South | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 139 | |
| HotHits105 | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Winter Olympics | Winter Wonderland | Darlene Love | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 120 | |
| A-Rod | Sleigh Ride | The Ronettes | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 141 | |
| Here Comes Lecter's Jaws | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 102 | |
| It Doesn't Matter, She's a Horse | It Doesn't Matter Anymore | Buddy Holly | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 111 | |
| Monday Morning Quarterback | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Johnny Cash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| A Fan of John Spencer | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 99 | |
| Halliburton Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 151 | |
| Santa Claus Is Coming On Down | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Gene Autry | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 114 | |
| The Spells of John Barry's | The Bells of St. Mary's | Bing Crosby | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 99 | |
| Eleanor Cheaply | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 117 | |
| Silent Nuts | Silent Night | Josef Mohr & Franz Gruber | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 132 | |
| Her Neat Freak's On | The Heat Is On | Glenn Frey | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| I'm a Big Eater | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 108 | |
| Unger, My Chum | Under My Thumb | The Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 103 | |
| Cone of Silence | Code of Silence | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 159 | |
| 2005 (Looking Back From 2025) | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 235 | |
| The Closet | You Got It | Roy Orbison | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 109 | |
| Smoke and Now Mike Cries | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 95 | |
| Just Like George Dumb's Blues | Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues | Bob Dylan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Cartoons That Are Sucky | Blue Moon of Kentucky | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 118 | |
| Almost Cheech and Chong | Almost Like a Song | Ronnie Milsap | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 153 | |
| Shermer High Blues (Call Me Ferris Bueller) | Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler) | Marvin Gaye | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 213 | |
| Ralph, Let's Shake It Through the Night | Help Me Make It Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 138 | |
| Top 5 Reasons You Can't Blame | Take Me Out to the Ball Game | Jack Norworth | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 416 | |
| Arwen Makes Me Swoon | Darling Be Home Soon | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| Crime In This Battle | Time In a Bottle | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 113 | |
| Time We Got Throttled | Time In a Bottle | Jim Croce | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 97 | |
| Time With the Cattle | Time In a Bottle | Jim Croce | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 101 | |
| Don't Let the Ones Guy Frown On Me | Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 113 | |
| Money | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 125 | |
| Bush Plantation | My Generation | The Who | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 115 | |
| This Guy Has a Thousand Lies | The Night Has a Thousand Eyes | Bobby Vee | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 149 | |
| Sundae's Slurping, Going Down | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Johnny Cash | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 94 | |
| The Heat Is On | The Beat Goes On | Sonny & Cher | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 151 | |
| The Beat Goes On | The Heat Is On | Glenn Frey | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 121 | |
| Paul Martin | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | 4.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| Georgie's Dumb | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 90 | |
| Cancel My Subscription | Walk Like an Egyptian | The Bangles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 150 | |
| Who'll Shtup Elaine | Who'll Stop the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 124 | |
| The Old Man Down the Slope | The Old Man Down the Road | John Fogerty | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 160 | |
| Wake Me Up When Dissembler Ends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 114 | |
| The One On the Right Was a Country Boy | The One On the Right Is On the Left | Johnny Cash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| Cheapskate | It's Late | Ricky Nelson | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 101 | |
| Hate Jack | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 109 | |
| Can't Stand Jack | Captain Jack | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Take That Song Away | Take My Breath Away | Berlin | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 192 | |
| Faking Love Is Hard On You | Breaking Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 118 | |
| Shotgun (Dick Cheney Remix) | Shotgun | Junior Walker & the All-Stars | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 121 | |
| Here Comes the Gun | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 109 | |
| Gun, Gun, Gun | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 127 | |
| I'm In the Free Skate, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 110 | |
| The Longest Line | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 113 | |
| All I Wanna Do (Is Shoot This Gun) | All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun) | Sheryl Crow | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 152 | |
| Fire This Gun | Soak Up the Sun | Sheryl Crow | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 96 | |
| The Little Ones Running 'Round Angelina | The Little Old Lady From Pasadena | Jan & Dean | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 157 | |
| Blisters On My Thing, Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | The Byrds | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 121 | |
| My Grandmother's Cat | My Grandfather's Clock | Larry Hooper | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 389 | |
| Knockin' On Harper's Door | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| Dish It But Can't Take It | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 109 | |
| Mean Girl of Mine | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 113 | |
| Approval Rating 34 | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 200 | |
| Georgie's Mission | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 100 | |
| Sunday Evening Oscar Gown | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Johnny Cash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Lying Yellow Villain, From the Fold, Broke Free | Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 184 | |
| Daydream Deceiver | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 119 | |
| Saturday Night With the Floozies | Saturday Night At the Movies | The Drifters | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 126 | |
| Secret Service Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 3.9 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 208 | |
| New Fib In Town | New Kid In Town | The Eagles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 109 | |
| You've Got to Hide A-Rod Away | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 165 | ||
| Eyein' Lies | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 4.3 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| Let It Be V | Let It Be Me | The Everly Brothers | 4.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 149 | |
| Please, Please, V! | Please Please Me | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| Sir John A | Sloop John B | The Beach Boys | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 114 | |
| No One Escapes Vendetta | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| When We Would Gab | When We Was Fab | George Harrison | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| A Boy Named V | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 2.8 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 122 | |
| A Duck That's So Lame | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 111 | |
| Distorter | Informer | Snow | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 234 | |
| Stupid Prez | Stupid Girls | Pink | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 194 | |
| You're Pitiful | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.3 | 535 | |
| Clearance Sale Buyer | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| I'm In Love With a Figurehead | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 3.7 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 123 | |
| Seacrest's Agent Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 132 | |
| William Lyon Mackenzie King | I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing | The New Seekers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 151 | |
| Meighen At the Limit | Take It To the Limit | The Eagles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 99 | |
| Laurier | Gloria | Laura Branigan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 123 | |
| Totally Drips On My Heart | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 164 | |
| If You Wanna Write Parody | If You Wanna Be Happy | Jimmy Soul | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 162 | |
| Jean Chretien, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 165 | |
| Burning Out | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 119 | |
| Alex Mackenzie | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Louis (That's St. Laurent) | Money (That's What I Want) | Barrett Strong | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 166 | |
| Bleep | Beep | Pussycat Dolls | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 212 | |
| Monotonous (Spring 2006 Edition) | Ma-Na-Ma-Na | Jim Henson | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 203 | |
| Stuck With You | Stuck On You | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 118 | |
| The Reckoning of These Song Titles (2nd Edition) | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 105 | |
| My Fictional Flings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 119 | |
| Right-Wingers Can Kiss My Moon | Everyone's Gone to the Moon | Jonathan King | 4.4 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 133 | |
| He's Bound By Silence | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 110 | |
| Ingrained Melody | Unchained Melody | The Righteous Brothers | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 142 | |
| Allergy | Honesty | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 118 | |
| Can't Help Falling, My Love | Can't Help Falling In Love | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 171 | |
| The Night They Fight O'er Me, They're Gorgeous | The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia | Vicki Lawrence | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 121 | |
| Bimbo Rock | Limbo Rock | Chubby Checker | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 148 | |
| The Colonel Let Me Down | The Bottle Let Me Down | Merle Haggard | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 156 | |
| W-A-C-K | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 106 | |
| She Misses Her Son | I'll Follow the Sun | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 99 | |
| Suri, Save Her From Her Dad, That Nerd | Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 107 | |
| Good Luck Farm | Good Luck Charm | Elvis Presley | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.5 | 121 | |
| Coolatta Love | Whole Lotta Love | Led Zeppelin | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 118 | |
| The Ranger | The Stranger | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| I Backed the Tariff | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 168 | |
| Thirty-Three | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 141 | |
| Thirty-Two | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 99 | |
| The Wurst That Could Happen | The Worst That Could Happen | The Brooklyn Bridge | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| Reason for the Dief | Reason to Believe | Tim Hardin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| Tony Snow | Let It Snow | Vaughn Monroe | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 104 | |
| Forget Kim | Forget Him | Bobby Rydell | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Phony Mulroney | Bony Moronie | Larry Williams | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| Rangers Beat Tonight | Strangers In the Night | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| Sturtze, So Bad | Hurts So Bad | Little Anthony & the Imperials | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 125 | |
| The Wreck of the Ballclub of Mudville | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 95 | |
| Delta Flight | Delta Dawn | Tanya Tucker | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 140 | |
| Mike's Love | My Love | Petula Clark | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| All My Crazy Harebrained Schemes | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 132 | |
| My Evil Twin, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 98 | |
| Matthew Perry Sings 'Born to Run' | Born to Run | Bruce Springsteen | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 123 | |
| Use Two Hands! | Knock Three Times | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| He's at 31 | Soak Up the Sun | Sheryl Crow | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 105 | |
| Oh, City Woman | Oh, Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 113 | |
| Sweet! Twenty-Nine! | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 128 | |
| Thirty Percent of Approval | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 130 | |
| Mike's Work History | Maggie's Farm | Bob Dylan | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 174 | |
| Into the Great Fraud, Dopin' | Into the Great Wide Open | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Can't You See (That Moron) | Can't You See (That Woman) | The Marshall Tucker Band | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 371 | |
| Get Him, Lloyd! | Paranoid | Black Sabbath | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 121 | |
| No-Fair Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 94 | |
| Shows I Never Have Seen | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 105 | |
| Hey Kenny Lay | Lay Lady Lay | Bob Dylan | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| The Edmund Fitzgerald's Stairway to Heaven | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 286 | |
| The Record Called 'Stairway to Heaven' | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 111 | |
| Angie | Dang Me | Roger Miller | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 146 | |
| Good Guys | Blue Skies | Al Jolson | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 108 | |
| It's Gonna Be Long | I'm Gonna Be Strong | Gene Pitney | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 140 | |
| Booed In the Game at Shea | Born In the U.S.A. | Bruce Springsteen | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 124 | |
| Nobody Can't Do Better | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 109 | |
| Bomber Ann | Barbara Ann | The Regents | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 156 | |
| When I Grow Up (To Be a Yank) | When I Grow Up (To Be a Man) | The Beach Boys | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| Cabrera | Candida | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 133 | |
| Fly With Mellow Rhythm of the Gold Toke Tree | Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| Wie Will Rock You | We Will Rock You | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| Summertime Dues | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| You're No Halle | Hello Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| John Abbott | You Got It | Roy Orbison | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 130 | |
| Stranded | Branded | Alan Alch | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 196 | |
| You're Booed In Full | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 98 | |
| Mow, Mow, Mow Your Lawn | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 141 | |
| Now I'm 64 | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 150 | |
| Should I Vote For You, Trudeau? | Should I Stay Or Should I Go | The Clash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| Vanity | Honesty | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 103 | |
| Really Real Men of Genius | Real Men of Genius | David Bickler | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 278 | |
| Thompson | Something | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 106 | |
| Mackenzie Bowell | Little Bit o' Soul | The Music Explosion | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 114 | |
| Borden's the Law | Breaking the Law | Judas Priest | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 135 | |
| Lester | Pressure | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| No Met Win | Forget Him | Bobby Rydell | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| She's Beautiful | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1252 | |
| Brandon | Jackson | Johnny Cash & June Carter | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 118 | |
| Yester-Lay | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 98 | |
| Yester-Me, Yester-You, Yester-Lay | Yester-Me, Yester-You, Yesterday | Stevie Wonder | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 111 | |
| Rockaway | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 101 | |
| My Partner, Clark | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 179 | |
| See, This Song Is Shunned | Seasons In the Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 138 | |
| Really Real Men of Genius, Volume 2 | Real Men of Genius | David Bickler | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 838 | |
| Zinedine Zidane | Yesterday's Gone | Chad & Jeremy | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 373 | |
| Viscount With Tears | I Count the Tears | The Drifters | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 118 | |
| On Joe Clark's Side | On the Dark Side | John Cafferty | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 113 | |
| Approved In Full | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 114 | |
| We Dis Shrub | Sea of Love | Phil Phillips & the Twilights | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| Can Still Play to Win | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 116 | |
| Dion DiMucci | Ruby Baby | Dion | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 403 | |
| This Guy Mickey Spillane | Never Been to Spain | Three Dog Night | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 99 | |
| The Great State of New Jersey | The City of New Orleans | Steve Goodman | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 104 | |
| I Saved the Last Song For Thee | Save the Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 125 | |
| Grand | Stand | R.E.M. | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 145 | |
| Number 999 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 141 | |
| The First Veto | The First Noel | Traditional Christmas Carol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| (Feels Like) Starting Over | (Just Like) Starting Over | John Lennon | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 128 | |
| Post Readers, We're Not Gay | Ghost Riders In the Sky | Johnny Cash | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 113 | |
| That's Wife? | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 121 | |
| Yankees Got Abreu! Lovely! | You Don't Have to Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| Melt Away | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 120 | |
| (We Should've) Held What We Got | (You Better) Hold What You Got | Joe Tex | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 154 | |
| Mel, Whoa, Where Are You | Hello, Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 120 | |
| If What Mel | If I Fell | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 105 | |
| Max-Mel's Still So Hammered | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 143 | |
| Jingled Mel Rock | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 159 | |
| The Great Song Pander | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 121 | |
| Reboot This Game of Falken | These Boots Are Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 120 | |
| Jumbled Guy | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 91 | |
| He'll Never Please Another Jew | I'll Never Find Another You | The Seekers | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 140 | |
| No Particular Place for Joe | No Particular Place to Go | Chuck Berry | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 96 | |
| The Wrong Mike Douglas | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 102 | |
| Snakes Upon This Plane | Never Been to Spain | Three Dog Night | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 146 | |
| Always Getting Fined | Always On My Mind | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 128 | |
| Hawkins Around, I Wish I'd Flee | Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Frazee | Crazy | Patsy Cline | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 161 | |
| I'll Never Put a Spell On You | I'll Never Find Another You | The Seekers | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 126 | |
| You've Got to Cheer Rick Cormier | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 91 | |
| Bostonian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 165 | |
| Cat's On the Website | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 98 | |
| I Gotta Get Outta This Place | We Gotta Get Outta This Place | The Animals | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 517 | |
| If a Spell | If I Fell | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 91 | |
| Cokeheads, Gin-Served Guys | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 113 | |
| Clyde, Sorry, Clyde (Blues For Planet Pluto) | Ride, Captain, Ride | Blues Image | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 129 | |
| Lied, Dubya Lied | Ride, Captain, Ride | Blues Image | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| Sentai Squadrons Going Down | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Johnny Cash | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 129 | |
| Piano | Taxi | Harry Chapin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 170 | |
| Bernard's Reign's a-Gonna Fall | A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall | Bob Dylan | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 119 | |
| My Grandfather Rocked | My Grandfather's Clock | Larry Hooper | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 153 | |
| Star Trek Women #17 & 01 | Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 | Bob Dylan | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 116 | |
| See You In October | See You In September | The Happenings | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 308 | |
| The Night the Lights Went Out On Foreman | The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia | Vicki Lawrence | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 131 | |
| You Don't Know Arwen Yet | You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 98 | |
| Billy Ray's Movie Theme Tunes, No. 3: Superman | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 180 | |
| V For Vendetta | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 109 | |
| She Can Work the Pout | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 90 | |
| Gone Nigh Too Far, Right-Wing Creeps | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 96 | |
| Did That Stupid Bum Lose Your Favor | Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor | Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 123 | |
| On Her Retainer | The Entertainer | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 106 | |
| The Ballad of Website Loco | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 102 | |
| My Root Is Pulled | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 3.9 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 98 | |
| Bush Side Now | Both Sides Now | Joni Mitchell | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 138 | |
| Heartaches From the Bumbler | Heartaches By the Number | Guy Mitchell | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 157 | |
| 88 Lines About 44 Yankees | 88 Lines About 44 Women | The Nails | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 215 | |
| Whine With the Eagles | Fly Like an Eagle | Steve Miller | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 112 | |
| Matthew Perry Sings 'Heartache Tonight' | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 121 | |
| The City of New Brunswick | The City of New Orleans | Arlo Guthrie | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 122 | |
| (Who's the) Devil of These Guys? | (You're the) Devil In Disguise | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Newark | Memphis | Chuck Berry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 101 | |
| On the Date September 25 (Zeta-Jones & Douglas) | In the Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus) | Zager & Evans | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 175 | |
| Countdown | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 98 | |
| White Liars | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 111 | |
| I Shall Be Policed | I Shall Be Released | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| My, My, Hey, Hey (Out of His Head) | My, My, Hey, Hey (Out of the Blue) | Neil Young | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| The Ballad of My Zeta 'Jones' | The Ballad of the Green Berets | Barry Sadler | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 129 | |
| The Ballad of the Arwen Corps | The Ballad of the Green Berets | Barry Sadler | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 131 | |
| Yom Kippur | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 203 | |
| Bad Actor Mark | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 280 | |
| Florida Foley | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 123 | |
| Have You Ever Heard Him Sing | Have You Ever Seen the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 123 | |
| You Won't See Me (A-Rod's October Song) | You Won't See Me | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 102 | |
| Purple Trek | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 107 | |
| Are You Really Kwai Chang Caine | Have You Ever Seen the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Owens Didn't Win | Blowin' In the Wind | Bob Dylan | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| Perfect Was the Storm | Riders On the Storm | The Doors | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 111 | |
| It's Beginning Too Soon to Look Like Christmas | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Perry Como | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 158 | |
| Postponed the Game, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| Desperate Wingnut | Desperado | The Eagles | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 121 | |
| Your Food Is Dull | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 110 | |
| Go Tigers, All the Way | Ghost Riders In the Sky | Johnny Cash | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 116 | |
| The Ballad of Gerry Studds | The Ballad of Sweeney Todd | Ken Jennings | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 152 | |
| The Stumbler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 142 | |
| Hotel Washingtonia | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 122 | |
| Matthew Perry Sings 'Your Song' | Your Song | Elton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 153 | |
| Yadier | Loverly | Julie Andrews | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 175 | |
| Arwen's Cowboys | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 129 | |
| House of the Lying Bum | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 135 | |
| Not a Lucky Man | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 130 | |
| Don't It Make My Red State Blue | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Crystal Gayle | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 348 | |
| Bad Goon, Right-Wing | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 129 | |
| Bad Moon Writhing | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 112 | |
| Winona Ryder | Low Rider | War | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 179 | |
| I Shot the Lawyer | I Shot the Sheriff | Bob Marley | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 158 | |
| The Wreck of My Girlfriend's Apparel | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 98 | |
| That Iraq Clown | I Won't Back Down | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 152 | |
| Darlin' Arwen | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 162 | |
| Rachael Ray | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 155 | |
| Still a Bum | Still the One | Orleans | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 159 | |
| Nance, Nance, Nance | Dance, Dance, Dance | The Beach Boys | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Dumbest Guy | Jealous Guy | John Lennon | 3.9 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 111 | |
| Turning 'Round the House | Burning Down the House | Talking Heads | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 112 | |
| Gravy Train | Mystery Train | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 100 | |
| Ms. Pelosi | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 133 | |
| Like a Milestone | Like a Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 121 | |
| George Costanza | Desperado | The Eagles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 155 | |
| Really Real Men of Genius, Volume 3 | Real Men of Genius | David Bickler | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 1863 | |
| Ohio State, the Conquerors of Michigan | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | The Kinks | 2.7 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| The Man Who We Knew As Jack Palance | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Gene Pitney | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 192 | |
| Or Forever Hold Your Peace | When I Paint My Masterpiece | The Band | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 156 | |
| The Blinded Dater | The Entertainer | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 107 | |
| E.B. Lose | G.I. Blues | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Daniel (Craig) | Daniel | Elton John | 4.1 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 167 | |
| Fake, Battle and Soul | Shake, Rattle and Roll | Big Joe Turner | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 109 | |
| Kramer Lost His Mind | Georgia On My Mind | Ray Charles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 115 | |
| Kramer Cracked | Welcome Back | John Sebastian | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 132 | |
| I Picked Morneau | I Gotta Know | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 95 | |
| (I Can't) Change the Laws of Physics | Rock and Roll Music | Chuck Berry | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 114 | |
| Christmas, No Fun | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| Stubborn Limoncello | Stubborn Kind of Fellow | Marvin Gaye | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| Who'll Stop the Sleigh | Who'll Stop the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| 'Til I List Ya | 'Til I Kissed Ya | The Everly Brothers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 124 | |
| Orc! The Hairy-Foot Men Sing | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 127 | |
| I Came Upon the Mad Elf Beer | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 113 | |
| A Cheney's Gonna Come | A Change Is Gonna Come | Sam Cooke | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 144 | |
| It Makes a Fellow Parody a Singer | It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier | Tom Lehrer | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 124 | |
| My Sleigh | My Way | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| The Roided Summer | The Boys of Summer | Don Henley | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 170 | |
| We Know Our Guys Have a Brain | If I Only Had a Brain | Ray Bolger | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 141 | |
| The Curse, No 'L' | The First Noel | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| Holly Johnson Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 157 | |
| Really Real Men of Genius, Vol. 4 | Real Men of Genius | David Bickler | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 244 | |
| Please Mister Please (Don't Drive Route 17) | Please Mister Please (Don't Play B-17) | Olivia Newton-John | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 170 | |
| Spitball Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 172 | |
| Real Men of Christmas | Real Men of Genius | David Bickler | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 215 | |
| Papa's Got Some Brand New Wings | Papa's Got a Brand New Bag | James Brown | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 255 | |
| We Return! | Turn! Turn! Turn! | The Byrds | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 148 | |
| What Child Is This (George) | What Child Is This | Traditional Christmas Carol | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.9 | 153 | |
| K-Fed and Coulter | Crimson and Clover | Tommy James & the Shondells | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 123 | |
| Knights In Red Jerseys | Nights In White Satin | The Moody Blues | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 130 | |
| Decider | Low Rider | War | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 187 | |
| Heartaches For the Bumbler | Heartaches By the Number | Guy Mitchell | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 118 | |
| Smoke-and-Mirrors Lies | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 120 | |
| Lose the Throwbacks | Hit the Road, Jack | Ray Charles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 125 | |
| Did You Have a Good Year? | Do You Hear What I Hear? | Traditional | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 154 | |
| Iraq Ain't Good | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 126 | |
| Trixie's Man | Dixie Land | Daniel Emmett | 3.8 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 136 | |
| Sophia Loren | Blowin' In the Wind | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 338 | |
| Mayonnaise | Lonely Days | The Bee Gees | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| My Letters | The Letter | The Box Tops | 2.7 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 156 | |
| I'm Sick! | It's Late | Rick Nelson | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 103 | |
| Chicken Soup | Alley-Oop | The Hollywood Argyles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 147 | |
| Fizzle-Drizzle | Razzle-Dazzle | Jerry Orbach | 2.7 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 126 | |
| Soup Angel | Earth Angel | The Penguins | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 118 | |
| I Tried to Warn You 'Bout Heather | Strawberry Fields Forever | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 174 | |
| Dedicated Follower of Fascism | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | The Kinks | 2.1 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 220 | |
| Drudgeaway | Runaway | Del Shannon | 4.7 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 125 | |
| Pun Away | Runaway | Del Shannon | 4.6 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 143 | |
| Saturday In the (Ball) Park | Saturday In the Park | Chicago | 4.6 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 176 | |
| Things I Would Not Recommend | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.9 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 152 | |
| Writer's Block | Limbo Rock | Chubby Checker | 4.7 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 118 | |
| The Lucky B@$+@rd | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | 4.3 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 131 | |
| Ring With Hat-Load | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 3.5 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 148 | |
| Rosie O'Donnell | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.3 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 123 | |
| Hazy State of Union | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon & Garfunkel | 2.3 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 118 | |
| I Vote Barack? | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | 2.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 136 | |
| Elfalicious | Fergalicious | Fergie | 4.3 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 216 | |
| Proved It's All Over | Move It On Over | Hank Williams | 2.6 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 116 | |
| A Clown Without Britney | A Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | 4.2 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 136 | |
| New Jersey Whining Disaster 2007 | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | The Bee Gees | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 124 | |
| I Am a Doc | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.1 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 109 | |
| Birthday of Arwen | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 4.3 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 129 | |
| The Wreck of Confederate Generals | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.2 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 113 | |
| I'm At 28, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 2.3 | 2.0 | 2.1 | 112 | |
| Sit-Around Sue | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.2 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 173 | |
| This Song Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.5 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 112 | |
| Sucks, Does Olive Garden | Octoupus's Garden | The Beatles | 4.4 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 143 | |
| Barbaro's Care | Scarborough Fair | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.7 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 133 | |
| Packed Away | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.3 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 109 | |
| The Wrecks On My Deadened Toshiba | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.2 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 112 | |
| Here's Your Cinco | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 2.5 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 108 | |
| In Chicago | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 115 | |
| Who Let the Bums | Who Put the Bomp | Barry Mann | 2.2 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 125 | |
| That Lucky Old Son | That Lucky Old Sun | Frankie Laine | 4.2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 228 | |
| Garden Party | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | 4.4 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 160 | |
| It's My Party | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | 4.4 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 139 | |
| Couldn't Handle All the Wind | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 4.3 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 122 | |
| Lion King, Crown Is For Ya | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 128 | |
| Told Her About It | Tell Her About It | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 125 | |
| Real Life | My Life | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 118 | |
| Upstairs Girl | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 145 | |
| 21st Century Elvis, Part I: Macchiato | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 130 | |
| It's Now, To Sever | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | 2.0 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 115 | |
| 21st Century Elvis, Part III: He's So Outrageous! | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | 3.5 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 131 | |
| 21st Century Elvis, Part II: My Computer | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 3.8 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 129 | |
| 21st Century Elvis, Part IV: All Hooked Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 3.4 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 146 | |
| Crawford, Texas Song (Risky War) | Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) | The Doors | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 211 | |
| You've Got to Hide Tim Hardaway | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 2.4 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 108 | |
| The Rhodes | The Rose | Bette Midler | 3.6 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 143 | |
| Iraqi Pneumonia and the Dubya-Flub-It Flu | The Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie-Woogie Flu | Huey 'Piano' Smith & the Clowns | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 119 | |
| The Back Pages | My Back Pages | Bob Dylan | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 119 | |
| Tooth Decay | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 3.6 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 332 | |
| The Hockey Pneumonia and the Penalty Box Flu | The Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie-Woogie Flu | Huey 'Piano' Smith & the Clowns | 3.0 | 1.9 | 2.0 | 134 | |
| It's Roper | It's Over | Roy Orbison | 3.5 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 103 | |
| Elias | Edelweiss | Julie Andrews & Christopher Plummer | 3.3 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 131 | |
| Hello, Scary Lou | Hello, Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | 3.3 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 126 | |
| A Hundred Dozen | Kissin' Cousins | Elvis Presley | 3.1 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 113 | |
| 21st Century Elvis, Part V: Little Sisters | Little Sister | Elvis Presley | 3.5 | 2.0 | 2.1 | 124 | |
| A Gown Without Pretty | A Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | 3.5 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 131 | |
| The Wonderer | The Wanderer | Dion | 2.5 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 714 | |
| Song I'm Writing For Ya | Hotel California | The Eagles | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 126 | |
| She's Just Not the Woman For Me | She's Always a Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 3.5 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 128 | |
| You're So Loathsome I Could Cry | I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry | Hank Williams | 1.7 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 165 | |
| Another Demonstration | Just My Imagination | The Temptations | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 138 | |
| New Fork State of Mind | New York State of Mind | Billy Joel | 3.5 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 111 | |
| Six Eighty Nine | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | 1.8 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 113 | |
| Hate Goes (From a Dukie's Elbows) | Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) | Edison Lighthouse | 4.2 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 178 | |
| Sun-Times, Ol' Jay Is Ragin' | The Times, They Are A-Changin' | Bob Dylan | 4.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 130 | |
| Steamed Coulter Blues | Steamroller Blues | Elvis Presley | 2.1 | 2.0 | 2.1 | 95 | |
| Brother, Can You Stand Her Slime? | Brother, Can You Spare a Dime? | Bing Crosby | 2.1 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 116 | |
| Help Me Make This Saber Light | Help Me Make It Through the Night | Kris Kristofferson | 4.2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 126 | |
| Lucy Has a Guy Who's Rhymin' | Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | 4.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 127 | |
| Buffoon | Blue Moon | The Marcels | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 150 | |
| Stuck at My Computer With the Writer's Block Again | Stuck Inside of Mobile Wit the Memphis Blues Again | Bob Dylan | 4.4 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 120 | |
| The Post, Blunderful Slime, Reading Here | The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 114 | |
| Caveman | Ape Man | The Kinks | 4.6 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 631 | |
| My Brackets | You Got It | Roy Orbison | 4.6 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 127 | |
| Attacks With the Label | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 142 | |
| Dense Alberto | Desperado | The Eagles | 2.2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 110 | |
| Believe It Or Not (Working Class Hero) | Believe It Or Not (Greatest American Hero) | Joey Scarbury | 3.5 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 162 | |
| Cathy's Clown (That Other Mike) | Cathy's Clown | The Everly Brothers | 4.9 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 301 | |
| Everybody Loves Drew Now | Everybody Loves You Now | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 117 | |
| Hangover Post-Saint Pat | Two Out of Three Ain't Bad | Meat Loaf | 4.5 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 106 | |
| Ache and Throb | Get a Job | The Silhouettes | 4.1 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 119 | |
| Sixty Candles | Sixteen Candles | The Crests | 4.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 256 | |
| If I Were a Paranoid | If I Were a Carpenter | Bobby Darin | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 143 | |
| A Jury Made of All Her Peers | Still Crazy After All These Years | Paul Simon | 4.8 | 2.0 | 2.1 | 124 | |
| 21st Century Elvis, Part VI: Steroids the Shame | Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 177 | |
| Time With the Pedal | Time In a Bottle | Jim Croce | 4.9 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 113 | |
| Pick Up the Phone | Bad to the Bone | George Thorogood & the Destroyers | 4.9 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 150 | |
| Use Gnomes As Pins, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.8 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 131 | |
| The Worst Person In the World | The Most Beautiful Girl (In the World) | Charlie Rich | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 135 | |
| Daydream of Seaver | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 4.8 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 165 | |
| Opening Day | Monday, Monday | The Mamas & the Papas | 4.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 182 | |
| Never Yield | Center Field | John Fogerty | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 188 | |
| Vote Sanjaya | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.5 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 227 | |
| Alanis, Darlin' | Spanish | Ben E. King | 4.9 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 147 | |
| Feet Ain't Right | Treat Her Right | Roy Head & the Traits | 4.6 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 114 | |
| Puttin' My Spell On You | Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | 4.8 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 142 | |
| Ye Gods, My Old Set, It Blew | Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | 4.8 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 119 | |
| Cold Player | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.7 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 147 | |
| The Wonder Igloo | The Wonder of You | Elvis Presley | 4.8 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 108 | |
| Imus' Reliever | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | 4.9 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| The Directions That Left Us Imperiled | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 112 | |
| The Tech Faced a Gun Double-Barreled | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 2.7 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 103 | |
| Have You Ever Seen "Airplane!" | Have You Ever Seen the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 157 | |
| The Confections of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 206 | |
| Dim Manny | Jim Dandy | LaVern Baker | 4.6 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 150 | |
| Senator Boxer | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 130 | |
| You're Stupidful | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.6 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 129 | |
| Boris the Drinker | Boris the Spider | The Who | 1.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 121 | |
| The Ballad of Silly the Kid | The Ballad of Billy the Kid | Billy Joel | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 114 | |
| Up With Squirrels | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 113 | |
| Menomonie | Ma-Na-Ma-Na | Jim Henson | 4.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 210 | |
| The Troops, George B | The Sloop John B | The Beach Boys | 2.1 | 2.0 | 2.1 | 131 | |
| Tamiascurus | Age of Aquarius | The 5th Dimension | 3.0 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 169 | |
| Rudy Baby | Ruby Baby | Dion | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 505 | |
| The Rex of the Oedipus Peril | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 112 | |
| The Streets of New Brunswick | The Streets of Laredo | Johnny Cash | 4.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 135 | |
| Major Combat Operations | My Generation | The Who | 1.9 | 1.8 | 1.9 | 132 | |
| Troops, He'll Let Die | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | 2.0 | 1.8 | 1.9 | 122 | |
| The Regrets of the Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.9 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 109 | |
| I Don't Want to Roil This Party | I Don't Want to Spoil the Party | The Beatles | 1.7 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 115 | |
| The Sound of Cylons | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.3 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 677 | |
| Kid, Here's Looking At You | Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | 4.3 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 142 | |
| He's Always Been Goonin' | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 103 | |
| Barry, Seems It's Screamin' Jay, Preferred | Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word | Elton John | 3.9 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 120 | |
| The Battle Waterloo | I Put a Spell On You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 3.9 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 110 | |
| Rudy With His Lies (They're Gaseous) | Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) | John Fred & His Playboy Band | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 144 | |
| White House | White Room | Cream | 2.9 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 183 | |
| Who Stopped the Lane | Who'll Stop the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.1 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 107 | |
| Rainout | Rain | The Beatles | 4.6 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 96 | |
| Escape (The Spanish Armada Song) | Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | 4.3 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 218 | |
| Where Those Creeps Have No Shame | Where the Streets Have No Name | U2 | 2.2 | 2.0 | 2.1 | 195 | |
| Tio Alberto - General Petraeus | Uncle Albert - Admiral Halsey | Paul McCartney | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 406 | |
| De Liah | Delilah | Tom Jones | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 161 | |
| While John Ashcroft Gently Sleeps | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 2.4 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 107 | |
| Johnny Cash Sings "MacArthur Park" | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 4.6 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 248 | |
| The Manager Takes Me Away, Ha-Ha! | They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Ha! | Napoleon XIV | 4.6 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 177 | |
| Geico Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 162 | |
| The Trucker Named Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 116 | |
| Two Out of Three Were Cads | Two Out of Three Ain't Bad | Meat Loaf | 4.6 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 143 | |
| Dancing In MacArthur Park (Webb-Harris Version) | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 2.7 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 223 | |
| Bush's Bird | Surfin' Bird | The Trashmen | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 226 | |
| Dancing In MacArthur Park (Springsteen Version) | Dancing In the Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 2.6 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 174 | |
| Sorry, Seems You Do Not Bring God's Word | Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word | Elton John | 2.1 | 1.9 | 2.1 | 143 | |
| The Inspections of Colonel Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.5 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 138 | |
| Won't You Grow Up | When I Grow Up | The Beach Boys | 4.4 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 116 | |
| Slingin' a Web | Stayin' Alive | The Bee Gees | 4.3 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 160 | |
| Goin' Bonkers For Fred | Goin' Out of My Head | Little Anthony & the Imperials | 4.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 121 | |
| Boston Creamed Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.4 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 132 | |
| Alex Rodriguez | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.0 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 163 | |
| The Rec Room of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.3 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 131 | |
| Good Pitchin' | Good Lovin' | The Rascals | 3.9 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 129 | |
| They All Come Sleazy | It Don't Come Easy | Ringo Starr | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 110 | |
| Hyde, Mister Hyde | Ride, Captain, Ride | Blues Image | 4.1 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 160 | |
| Thirteen Hundred | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 3.7 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 124 | |
| The Mouse the Cat Lies Upon | The House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.3 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 147 | |
| Anaheim Won This Season | Time of the Season | The Zombies | 4.4 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 149 | |
| Carlin, You're a Loon | Darling, Be Home Soon | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 142 | |
| The Corrections of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.8 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 128 | |
| Totally Kiss In My Cart | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 4.5 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 240 | |
| Wreck In Walls | Deck the Halls | Traditional Christmas Carol | 4.6 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 173 | |
| Paris Hilton Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 4.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 140 | |
| Hit 'em High and Far | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| L-I-double-R | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 134 | |
| It's Bates | It's Late | Rick Nelson | 4.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 104 | |
| What the Hell Did You Do | What I Like About You | The Romantics | 4.0 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 142 | |
| Super Coffee It's Quilicious Yum-O Dunkin Donuts | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | 3.4 | 2.6 | 2.5 | 688 | |
| Just Has Been Disbarred | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 128 | |
| They Hound the Giant | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.1 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 158 | |
| Sheboygan, Wisconsin | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 171 | |
| (I've Been On Hold For) About an Hour | In the Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | 3.6 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 131 | |
| Harry Will Die | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | 3.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 150 | |
| Twenty-Seven | Tears In Heaven | Eric Clapton | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 169 | |
| Scott Proctor | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 3.6 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 146 | |
| On the Cover | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 3.3 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 134 | |
| That's Hot! | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | 3.4 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 115 | |
| Twenty-Six Percent (Bush's Approval Rating) | Twenty-Six Miles (Santa Catalina) | The Four Preps | 1.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 185 | |
| Lame Duck Harm | Good Luck Charm | Elvis Presley | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 135 | |
| I Shall Meet My Niece | I Shall Be Released | Bob Dylan | 3.3 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 144 | |
| Please, George, Resign | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | 2.7 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 161 | |
| Treason, I Believe | Reason To Believe | Rod Stewart | 2.3 | 2.1 | 2.4 | 154 | |
| Bush Must Resign | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | 2.4 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 153 | |
| The Wreck of This Administration | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 170 | |
| Here Comes the Pun | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | 3.3 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 167 | |
| Runaround Sue | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 3.4 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 161 | |
| A Boy That's Named Sue | Runaround Sue | Dion | 3.4 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 216 | |
| Nobody "Does" Like Vitter | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 2.0 | 1.9 | 2.0 | 148 | |
| Hit the Road, Jack! (CBS-FM is Back!) | Hit the Road, Jack! | Ray Charles | 3.2 | 1.9 | 2.0 | 267 | |
| (New York On a) Sunday Afternoon | (Lazin' On a) Sunny Afternoon | The Kinks | 3.3 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 365 | |
| Big Bad John (The Ballad of David Vitter) | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 1.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 306 | |
| McCain | Rain | The Beatles | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 155 | |
| President Arwen | Rock 'n' Me | Steve Miller | 3.2 | 1.9 | 1.8 | 190 | |
| Beckham Is Headed For Trouble | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 257 | |
| 21st Century Elvis, Part VII: Burning Up | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 248 | |
| Elaine | Cocaine | J.J. Cale | 3.3 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 237 | |
| John Candy, Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 4.1 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 720 | |
| Good Readin' | Good Lovin' | The Rascals | 3.2 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 169 | |
| Vick For a Ride | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 292 | |
| Dubya, Naiver | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 226 | |
| Speller Feller | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 3.3 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 243 | |
| I'm Searching For the Son of Sam | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 3.2 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 226 | |
| Memorabilia | Cecilia | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.4 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 295 | |
| You Like Fish Food? | I Like Fish Food | The Electric Company | 3.2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 175 | |
| It's Fake | It's Late | Rick Nelson | 4.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 143 | |
| I'm Waiting On the Bus Line | I Heard It Through the Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 3.5 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 214 | |
| The Wreck of a Roadtrip on Greyhound | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.6 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 172 | |
| I Can Say Holy Cow! | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 209 | |
| Bus Station | Imagination | The Temptations | 3.0 | 1.3 | 1.3 | 172 | |
| Just In an Old Bus Station | Just My Imagination | The Temptations | 3.5 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 335 | |
| Let It Plea | Let It Be | The Beatles | 3.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 162 | |
| Gone Long On Henn, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 3.4 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 174 | |
| Goodbye You Bush Boot-Lick Toad | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 175 | |
| Hello, Larry's Loo | Hello, Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 194 | |
| Stop! In the Stall Next Door | Stop! In the Name of Love | The Supremes | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 228 | |
| Wang Flung True | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 154 | |
| The Chap That Tapped Your New Shoe | The Chattanooga Choo-Choo | Glenn Miller | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 171 | |
| Pigeon and Seagull | Fly Like an Eagle | Steve Miller | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 168 | |
| Wonderful Squirrel | Wonderful World | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 202 | |
| Barking Up Is Hard to Do | Breaking Up Is Hard to Do | Neil Sedaka | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 204 | |
| South Carolin' | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 185 | |
| Why Have Our Towers Gone? | Where Have All the Flowers Gone? | Pete Seeger | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 239 | |
| Appalachian State, They Came and Beat You | Have I Told You Lately That I Love You | Rod Stewart | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 208 | |
| I Saw Brad Pitt at a Yankee Game | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause | Jimmy Boyd | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 238 | |
| Four Errors, Dumb | Forever Young | Rod Stewart | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 209 | |
| The Zone Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 190 | |
| Mick the Bat | Mack the Knife | Bobby Darin | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 190 | |
| That Batch For Me | Act Naturally | Buck Owens | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 184 | |
| Golddigger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 179 | |
| Goldwater | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 168 | |
| The Lyin' Creep's Far Right | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 201 | |
| Hotel Memorabilia | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 193 | |
| Goodbye Yellow, Sick Toad | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 197 | |
| Hiss | Kiss | Tom Jones | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 157 | |
| Commercial Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 224 | |
| Where Did the Wins Go | Come to My Window | Melissa Etheridge | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 157 | |
| Beat the Mets | Meet the Mets | Yo La Tengo | 4.3 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 1129 | |
| Where Did Our Wins Go | Where Did Our Love Go | The Supremes | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 220 | |
| A Teenage Fan of Mets | A Teenager In Love | Dion & the Belmonts | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 199 | |
| The Wreck of the Ballclub of Flushing | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 191 | |
| What's With Shea | What'd I Say | Ray Charles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 167 | |
| Soft-Spine Silly Mets | Soft-Shoe Silhouettes | The Electric Company | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 174 | |
| Dubya, Please | Lover, Please | Clyde McPhatter | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 191 | |
| I'm Appalled at Shea, the Mets Blew | I Just Called to Say I Love You | Stevie Wonder | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 212 | |
| The Star-Mangled Ballclub | The Star-Spangled Banner | Francis Scott Key | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 208 | |
| Tom Glavine | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 188 | |
| Double Shot Right Through Buckner's Glove | Double Shot of My Baby's Love | The Swingin' Medallions | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 176 | |
| Who'll Stop the Game | Who'll Stop the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 160 | |
| Cat's In the Cradle (Literally) | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 933 | |
| Rooting For Mets Is Dumb | Only the Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 189 | |
| Kwai Chang Caine | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 287 | |
| Rocket Medicare | Handle With Care | The Traveling Wilburys | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 205 | |
| Asunder Is Ewe | The Wonder of You | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 160 | |
| Trying to Live with a Strumpet | Trying to Live in a Trumpet | Luis Avalos | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 167 | |
| Dropped Letters from the Sands | Love Letters In the Sand | Pat Boone | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 161 | |
| You Wanna Go to the Moon? | Everyone's Gone to the Moon | Jonathan King | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 186 | |
| Hey, Al, Nobel For You | I Put a Spell On You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 182 | |
| When He Wins the Prize for Peace | When I Paint My Masterpiece | The Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 185 | |
| Perfect Was the Storm, Part II | Riders On the Storm | The Doors | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 170 | |
| Rudy Red Sox | Ruby Tuesday | The Rolling Stones | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 295 | |
| You Just Broke Our Heart | He Will Break Your Heart | Jerry Butler | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 210 | |
| Brilliant Disgust | Brilliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 291 | |
| Saw the Light, This Guy's Right, Girardi | Gotta Fight For Your Right to Party | The Beastie Boys | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 224 | |
| Nano-Nano Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 459 | |
| The Dimes They Are A-Changin' | The Times They Are A-Changin' | Bob Dylan | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 253 | |
| With a Little Bit of Flux | With a Little Bit of Luck | Stanley Holloway | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 278 | |
| Off to California | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 286 | |
| Messy | Tessie | Harry MacDonough | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 181 | |
| Michael Nutter | Bread and Butter | The Newbeats | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 384 | |
| Mountain of Clothes | Mountain of Love | Harold Dorman | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 194 | |
| Gone Yankee | Honesty | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 165 | |
| Thanksgiving Night | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 194 | |
| Thanksgiving Wins Are Better | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 151 | |
| Take Me Out to the Friendly | Take Me Out to the Ballgame | Jack Norworth | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 197 | |
| The Bad Old Hockey Team I: New York Rangers | The Hockey Song (The Good Old Hockey Game) | Stompin' Tom Connors | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 442 | |
| The Bad Old Hockey Team II: Philadelphia Flyers | The Hockey Song (The Good Old Hockey Game) | Stompin' Tom Connors | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.8 | 551 | |
| The Bad Old Hockey Team III: Toronto Maple Leafs | The Hockey Song (The Good Old Hockey Game) | Stompin' Tom Connors | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 717 | |
| Pneu-mo-ni-a | Ma-Na-Ma-Na | Jim Henson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| The Most Horrible Song of the Year | The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 762 | |
| Pneumonia | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 188 | |
| She's Off the Market, With Baby | (Keep On) Rock 'n' Me (Baby) | Steve Miller | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 159 | |
| Dana Perino | Desperado | The Eagles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 159 | |
| Salma, Janet, Catherine | Some Enchanted Evening | Jay & the Americans | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 187 | |
| Conflict of Interest | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 175 | |
| 21st Century Elvis, Part VIII: Blew Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 231 | |
| I Came Upon Old Paul Revere | It Came Upon the Midnight Clear | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 190 | |
| Hillary Clinton Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 295 | |
| Leave Britney Alone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & the Shondells | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 788 | |
| Leave Her Alone, She's Britney! | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 218 | |
| Destitution | Desperado | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 167 | |
| Returning Stuff | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 166 | |
| Did Mitt Romney Ever Make Up His Mind? | Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 159 | |
| The Boston Song | The Toronto Song | The Arrogant Worms | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 207 | |
| Walk Lard | Walk Hard | Dewey Cox | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 205 | |
| Wrecked By the Iowa Caucus | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 249 | |
| If They Only Had a Brain | If I Only Had a Brain | The Wizard of Oz Soundtrack | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 268 | |
| In Palmetto | In the Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 150 | |
| Missed the Pandering, Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | The Byrds | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 188 | |
| Fred Flubbed It All | Red Rubber Ball | The Cyrkle | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 179 | |
| Mitt Romney | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 212 | |
| The End of Republicans | The End of the Innocence | Don Henley | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 196 | |
| The Ballad of Yoko Romo | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 355 | |
| Bathroom Right-Wing | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 208 | |
| Expect You to Die | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 258 | |
| Summertime Goose | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 240 | |
| Dictator | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 432 | |
| You've Got Your Fumbles | You've Got Your Troubles | The Fortunes | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 174 | |
| Bananas Goat Song (T.O.) | Banana Boat Song (Day-O) | Harry Belafonte | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 279 | |
| Eli's Coming (For the Patriots) | Eli's Coming | Three Dog Night | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 1051 | |
| Tynes Made the Season | Time of the Season | The Zombies | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 164 | |
| This Boot Has Got Us Talking | These Boots Were Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 270 | |
| New York Wins This Time | New York State of Mind | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 219 | |
| Blue Shirts of Kentucky | Blue Moon of Kentucky | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 172 | |
| The Wrecks of the Actor Will Ferrell | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 375 | |
| Judi Burned Her Guy (To Ashes) | Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) | John Fred & His Playboy Band | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 217 | |
| Michael Told You (Who Would Win) | Mama Told Me (Not to Come) | Three Dog Night | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 209 | |
| W-A-D-D | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 173 | |
| 19th Game, You Broke Down | 19th Nervous Breakdown | The Rolling Stones | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 229 | |
| Party Though They're From East Rutherford | Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word | Elton John | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 185 | |
| Maple Leafs | Maybellene | Chuck Berry | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 193 | |
| I Drink Your Milkshake | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 479 | |
| Milkshake I Drink Off of You | Can't Take My Eyes Off of You | Frankie Valli | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 349 | |
| I Drink Your Milkshake Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & the Shondells | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 216 | |
| Milkshake I Swill | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 211 | |
| Whole Lotta Shake But Now It's Gone | Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 335 | |
| He's in Lobby, Tee-Hee! | Me and Bobby McGee | Janis Joplin | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 197 | |
| John McCain | Eternal Flame | The Bangles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 241 | |
| The Reign of Pain | The Rain In Spain | Rex Harrison & Julie Andrews | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 167 | |
| John McCain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 3.6 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 520 | |
| The Dress That I Love | The Best of My Love | The Eagles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 226 | |
| Desmond Child | Desperado | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 194 | |
| Johan Santana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 202 | |
| John McCain | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 447 | |
| Who'll Stump McCain | Who'll Stop the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 221 | |
| Miss Furtado | Desperado | The Eagles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 182 | |
| Slap Shot | Big Shot | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 309 | |
| Good Hockey | Good Lovin' | The Rascals | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 153 | |
| Zach Parise | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 167 | |
| The Hoops Doc J | The Sloop John B | The Beach Boys | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 184 | |
| Missed It, Swinger Did Whine | Kisses Sweeter Than Wine | Jimmie Rodgers | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 214 | |
| Eliot Spitzer | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 440 | |
| It's Not Available | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 209 | |
| Trystin' the Night Away | Twistin' the Night Away | Sam Cooke | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 192 | |
| Guv, Client Number 9 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 814 | |
| Crumblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | The Allman Brothers Band | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 161 | |
| Mets | War | Edwin Starr | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 170 | |
| We Didn't Start With McGwire | We Didn't Start the Fire | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 350 | |
| Steak For Lecter, Maria | Take a Letter, Maria | R.B. Greaves | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 162 | |
| Brackets, the N.C.A.A. | Back in the U.S.S.R. | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 148 | |
| He Scared the Nieces | I Go to Pieces | Del Shannon | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 168 | |
| It's Now Cadaver | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 148 | |
| The March to Madness | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 171 | |
| We've Got to Fight | We've Got Tonight | Bob Seger | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 159 | |
| Hand in My Brackets | Hand in My Pocket | Alanis Morissette | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 223 | |
| The Stack of Songs, Now Fifteen Hundred | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 202 | |
| Total Eclipse of Bernard | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 363 | |
| The Angels Will Not Win | The Angels Listened In | The Crests | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 261 | |
| Vaunted Man | Wanted Man | Bob Dylan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 160 | |
| Milkshake | It's Late | Rick Nelson | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 274 | |
| Go Away, Ancient Churl | Go Away, Little Girl | Steve Lawrence | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 180 | |
| Beethoven's Fifth | Symphony No. 5 | Ludwig van Beethoven | 2.8 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 567 | |
| Deficient Blinds | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 174 | |
| Bruce Wayne | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 219 | |
| Churl, I'll Have Your Woman Soon | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 252 | |
| To All the Churls Who Stole Our Girls | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 188 | |
| I'm Pulling the String of Ham | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 158 | |
| The Most Rude, Hateful Churl | The Most Beautiful Girl | Charlie Rich | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Yankee Double Standard | Yankee Doodle Dandy | George M. Cohan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| We'll Fill a Cell With Ya | The Streets of Philadelphia | Bruce Springsteen | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 154 | |
| Because She's Nuts | Before He Cheats | Carrie Underwood | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 344 | |
| It Doesn't Matter In This Store | It Doesn't Matter Anymore | Buddy Holly | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 165 | |
| Saturday Night In the Playoffs | Saturday Night At the Movies | The Drifters | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 174 | |
| The Bopper and Holly and Valens | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Gene Pitney | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 265 | |
| I Hate the Pina Colada Song! | Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 490 | |
| Ashley! | Pressure | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 189 | |
| Rachel Is Heavy | Pennies From Heaven | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 161 | |
| I'm Into Kramden's 'Hood | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| Halo, Folly | Hello, Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 181 | |
| Really Patient Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 197 | |
| At Twenty-Three | Let It Be Me | The Everly Brothers | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 194 | |
| Approval Rating At Twenty-Four | The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore | Frankie Valli | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 186 | |
| Twenty-Five Percent | Twenty-Five Miles | Edwin Starr | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 289 | |
| You're At Twenty-Two | I'll Be There For You | The Rembrandts | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 189 | |
| On Top of Manhattan | On Top of Old Smoky | The Weavers | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 411 | |
| Kyle Farnsworth | Salt of the Earth | The Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 188 | |
| The Collection of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 236 | |
| Felix Unger | Poison Ivy | The Coasters | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 446 | |
| Please Come to Boston (The Man From NYC) | Please Come to Boston (The Man From Tennessee) | Dave Loggins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 411 | |
| Maniac Preacher | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 248 | |
| Hello Toddler, Hello Wobbler | Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh | Allan Sherman | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 334 | |
| Randolph | Brandy | The Looking Glass | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 161 | |
| Lay Off My Mets | Get Off My Cloud | The Rolling Stones | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 158 | |
| A Seat Right Over There | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 233 | |
| Are You Phonesome Tonight? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 155 | |
| Suspicious Fines | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 178 | |
| Sarah, Matt, Ben, and Jimmy | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 172 | |
| You're So Phonesome I Could Cry | I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry | Hank Williams | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 189 | |
| I Phoned It In, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 188 | |
| Play That Creepy Music | Play That Funky Music | Wild Cherry | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 208 | |
| Gramm Now Goes | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 143 | |
| Phony, No Good and Dumb | Only the Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 172 | |
| Flushing 2008 (Seen the Lights Go Out Here At Shea | Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out On Broadway) | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 178 | |
| Free Credit Report: The Beatles | A Hard Day's Night | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 193 | |
| Free Credit Report: Elvis Presley | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 294 | |
| Free Credit Report: Gilbert O'Sullivan | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 442 | |
| Free Credit Report: Billy Joel | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 256 | |
| Free Credit Report: Elton John | Your Song | Elton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 264 | |
| Why This Fellow Ribbin'? For His Fold-Choke Spree | Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 152 | |
| 2034 (When I'm 64 Like Michael Douglas Is Now) | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 165 | |
| Catherine's Thirty-Nine | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 160 | |
| Hannah Alaska | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1308 | |
| Skimmin' Some Booze | Singin' the Blues | Guy Mitchell | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 122 | |
| The Great Suspender | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 127 | |
| A Loss Again, There at Shea | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Robotic Sarah | Guantanamera | The Weavers | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 121 | |
| We Shall Be Released | I Shall Be Released | Bob Dylan | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 125 | |
| Whoo! Stopped the Reign! | Who'll Stop the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 154 | |
| Obama, Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1485 | |
| They Scream and Grieve Her | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 144 | |
| Free Credit Report: The Monkees | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.0 | 387 | |
| The Wreck Of The Tottenham Hotspur | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 253 | |
| Free Credit Report: Neil Diamond | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 379 | |
| Free Credit Report: Bruce Springsteen | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 3.2 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 253 | |
| With Rod On Our Side (The Illinois Democrats' Lament) | With God On Our Side | Bob Dylan | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 170 | |
| Welcome Quack (The Ballad of the Lamest Duck) | Welcome Back | John Sebastian | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 146 | |
| Your Cups Have Cobwebs, Part I: Philadelphia Flyers | Hava Nagila | Traditional | 3.7 | 2.3 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| Your Cups Have Cobwebs, Part II: New York Islanders | Hava Nagila | Traditional | 2.8 | 2.0 | 2.2 | 113 | |
| Your Cups Have Cobwebs, Part III: Toronto Maple Leafs | Hava Nagila | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Spunaround Shoe | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Threw Frayed Shoes | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 152 | |
| I Hung Up the Phone on Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 190 | |
| 21 Days to Go | 25 Minutes to Go | Johnny Cash | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 156 | |
| I'll Try the Bed | I'll Cry Instead | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 114 | |
| Seat Caroline | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 157 | |
| There Goes the Son | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 122 | |
| Barack Obama | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 211 | |
| Flub-Gown Girl | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 171 | |
| Rachel Again, and Ashley | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 104 | |
| I'm Sorry (The Ballad of Michael Steele) | I'm Sorry | Brenda Lee | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 298 | |
| Viva Las Crazies | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Obama Said | Mama Said | The Shirelles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 267 | |
| We're Totaled, So Where Do I Start? | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 166 | |
| Socialista? | 'Til I Kissed Ya | The Everly Brothers | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 111 | |
| Sing of Tyler | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| We Don't Listen to Them Anymore | The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore | Frankie Valli | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 159 | |
| On This Opening Day There's Rain | Have You Ever Seen the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.1 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 142 | |
| Hisses, Twitters and Whine | Kisses Sweeter Than Wine | Jimmie Rodgers | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 91 | |
| You'll Never Buy The Sun | You'll Never Walk Alone | Gerry & the Pacemakers | 2.1 | 1.8 | 1.9 | 169 | |
| Barack Will Clean Their Clocks | Rock Around the Clock | Bill Haley & His Comets | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 122 | |
| You've Got Your Troubles (I've Got Swine) | You've Got Your Troubles (I've Got Mine) | The Fortunes | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 520 | |
| Bill O'Reilly | Little Darlin' | The Diamonds | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 111 | |
| The Specter Leaves Right Wing Imperiled | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 122 | |
| Free Credit Report: The Eagles | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Free Credit Report: David Bowie | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| The Little Old Lady From Arizona | The Little Old Lady From Pasadena | Jan & Dean | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 122 | |
| W.'s C.I.A. | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Sixteen Hundred | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 125 | |
| The Sound of Sonia | The Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| While At the Bar Sammy Keeps | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Obama Followed (One That's Dumb) | Mama Told Me (Not to Come) | Three Dog Night | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 123 | |
| These Times, They're For A-Beachin' | The Times, They Are A-Changin' | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Sourpuss or Arwen? | Octopus's Garden | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Running Gag | Running Bear | Johnny Preston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Mets Drop | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Bad Series of Subway | Don't Sleep In the Subway | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Letterman | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 95 | |
| Michelle (Bachman) | Michelle | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 143 | |
| Back to the Jones | Bad to the Bone | George Thorogood & the Destroyers | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 87 | |
| Chosen One Did Win | Blowin' In the Wind | Bob Dylan | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 95 | |
| Bad Actor Mark No. 2 | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Columbia 2009 | Miami 2017 | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| 0-for-17 (Lots of Furry 'Round Me) | Opus 17 (Don't You Worry 'Bout Me) | The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Take the Heat (Sarah Can't) | Baker Street | Gerry Rafferty | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 120 | |
| Fictitious Minds | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 126 | |
| Hawaii Six-1 | Theme From "Hawaii Five-O" | The Ventures | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 101 | |
| Mariano, Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 118 | |
| Yellow Card Machine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 108 | |
| (The Lies Came Out In) Massachusetts | (The Lights Went Out In) Massachusetts | The Bee Gees | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 103 | |
| Papi Ortiz | Please, Mister, Please | Olivia Newton-John | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 71 | |
| The Yankees Sweep Tonight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 113 | |
| My Knife | My Life | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 103 | |
| At Citi Field | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 75 | |
| Eternal Flame: Literal Video Version | Eternal Flame | The Bangles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Teardrops Are Fallin' Now For Ted | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 97 | |
| The Streak Joe D | The Sloop John B | The Beach Boys | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 86 | |
| Banned Right-Wing Bums | Band On the Run | Paul McCartney & Wings | 3.1 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 95 | |
| Booed Off the Field | Band On the Run | Paul McCartney & Wings | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 92 | |
| I'm Sorry (Congressman Joe Wilson's Lament) | I'm Sorry | Brenda Lee | 4.9 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 110 | |
| Stuck Waiting Here For a Cab | Stuck In the Middle With You | Stealers Wheel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 84 | |
| Still the Entertainer | The Entertainer | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 77 | |
| Nightwing's Now Batman | Nights In White Satin | The Moody Blues | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 63 | |
| Just Vulcan Fascination | Just My Imagination | The Temptations | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 64 | |
| Sixty Years Old | Brilliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 80 | |
| She's Still In Her Thirties to Me | She's Always a Woman to Me | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 104 | |
| The 40th Birthday of Catherine | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Along Came Jones (Catherine Zeta) | Along Came Jones | The Coasters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 82 | |
| Barack Has a Nobel Prize | The Night Has a Thousand Eyes | Bobby Vee | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 95 | |
| Read the Directions | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 71 | |
| Game Today | Yesterday | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 80 | |
| You've Made Me No Pretty Copies | You've Made Me So Very Happy | Blood, Sweat & Tears | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 64 | |
| Met Fans (Phillies & Yankees Make 'em Puke) | Talkin' Baseball (Willie, Mickey & the Duke) | Terry Cashman | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 271 | |
| I Know a Met Fielder Who Bobbled a Fly | I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly | Traditional Children's Song | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 59 |
