-> "Sunday Evening Oscar Gown"
Original Song Title:
"Sunday Morning Coming Down"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sunday Evening Oscar Gown"
The Lyrics
Well, I'm watchin' Sunday evening
and Sienna Miller's dress makes my eyes hurt.
And last year Charlize Theron wasn't bad
but Dior gowns with knots she should desert.
And Helena Bonham Carter and
Tim Burton's hair, each was a bad effort.
And I just can't be Bai Ling-ual
"cause her outfits should not see the light of day.
Michelle Williams, dress of yellow.
No wonder Heath left her for Jake on "Brokeback Mountain."
And when Maggie, that's Jake sister
got dressed, I guess several beers she had been poundin'.
And on came Amy Adams.
"Leathers" killed to make her dress, we'll now start countin'.
And then look at Catherine Keener
With a dark gray dress wrinkles and some fray.
On a Sunday crimson carpet
I'm listening to barbs by Joan
"cause there's something in those dresses
that makes a body want to groan.
And there's nothing short of George Bush
that's half as dumb in L.A. town
of an empty-headed actress
in Sunday evening's Oscar gown.
Well, Naomi, what's the deal?
Your gown looks like it was designed by King Kong.
And on Felicity Huffman
that's another gown that's really, really wrong.
But at least they weren't dressed
Just like Ben Stiller in Riddler costume and a thong.
And he should have used a stand-in
so he'd wouldn't look like fools of yesterday.
On a Sunday crimson carpet
I'm listening to barbs by Joan
"cause there's something in those dresses
that makes a body want to groan.
And there's nothing short of George Bush
that's half as dumb in L.A. town
of an empty-headed actress
in Sunday evening's Oscar gown.
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