-> "Werewolves of Woodstock"
Original Song Title:
"Werewolves of London"
Parody Song Title:
"Werewolves of Woodstock"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese tattoo on his hand
walking through a big crowd in Bethel in the rain.
He was looking for the guy selling the acid that's brown
'cause he thinks there's some flies in his beef chow mein.
Aw-woooooooo!
Werewolves of Woodstock!
Aw-woooooooo!
Aw-woooooooo!
Werewolves of Woodstock!
Aw-woooooooo!
If you see him howling around your microbus door
you better not let him in.
One of Max's cows got mutilated late last night.
Werewolves of Woodstock again!
Aw-woooooooo!
Werewolves of Woodstock!
Aw-woooooooo!
Aw-woooooooo!
Werewolves of Woodstock!
Aw-woooooooo!
(instrumental break)
He's the hairy-headed sleaze
who went nuts in Saugerties.
Lately he's been overheard in Cragsmoor.
You better stay away from him
or he'll smoke your joints up, Jim!
Huh! He's like to meet James Taylor!
Aw-woooooooo!
Werewolves of Woodstock!
Aw-woooooooo!
Aw-woooooooo!
Werewolves of Woodstock!
Aw-woooooooo!
Well, I saw The Who, but I didn't see Queen
doing the Werewolves of Woodstock.
I saw Creedence Clearwater Revivial, but still not Queen
doing the Werewolves of Woodstock.
I saw a werewolf stuck in traffic on the Thruway
and his hair was perfect.
Aw-woooooooo!
Werewolves of Woodstock!
Ha! Draw blood!
Aw-woooooooo!
Werewolves of Woodstock!
Aw-woooooooo!
Werewolves of Woodstock!
(repeat 'til fade)
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