-> "Rings Extoller"
Original Song Title:
"One Tin Soldier"
Parody Song Title:
"Rings Extoller"
The Lyrics
Listen, children, to a story
that was written long ago
came from a keen imagination
phramaceuticals did flow.
In the classroom was professor
buried deep within his tome
and his students, puzzled people
wondered what was in his dome.
Go ahead and speak of Mordor
Frodo and Sam, his friend.
Do it in the name of Gandalf.
You can see my interest come to end.
There won't be nothing but me yawning
when these games you play.
And on the sorry morning after
woo-hoo-hoo
Rings extoller walks away.
So the people at the movies
lined up down the street and hill
waiting for the motion pictures
tons of gold, it made a kill.
Came the reviews from the papers:
"With our brothers we will praise
all the facets of these movies
even though Bloom dresses gay."
Now the Trekkies cry with anger
and the Jedi with light-swords
they would kill the Tolkein people
guess they're all out of their gourds.
Now they stand there with their trophies
at the Oscars, carpet red.
Saw the photo, looked beneath it...
"Middle Earth, just go drop dead!"
Go ahead and speak of Mordor
Frodo and Sam, his friend.
Do it in the name of Gandalf.
You can see my interest come to end.
There won't be nothing but me yawning
when these games you play.
And on the sorry morning after
woo-hoo-hoo
Rings extoller walks away.
Go ahead and speak of Mordor
Frodo and Sam, his friend.
Do it in the name of Gandalf.
You can see my interest come to end.
There won't be nothing but me yawning
when these games you play.
And on the sorry morning after
woo-hoo-hoo
Rings extoller walks away.
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