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Song Parodies -> "Rings Extoller"

Original Song Title:

"One Tin Soldier"

Original Performer:

Coven

Parody Song Title:

"Rings Extoller"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Once Arwen reads this, I'll have to write one called "One Cold Shoulder."
Listen, children, to a story
that was written long ago
came from a keen imagination
phramaceuticals did flow.
In the classroom was professor
buried deep within his tome
and his students, puzzled people
wondered what was in his dome.

Go ahead and speak of Mordor
Frodo and Sam, his friend.
Do it in the name of Gandalf.
You can see my interest come to end.
There won't be nothing but me yawning
when these games you play.
And on the sorry morning after
woo-hoo-hoo
Rings extoller walks away.

So the people at the movies
lined up down the street and hill
waiting for the motion pictures
tons of gold, it made a kill.
Came the reviews from the papers:
"With our brothers we will praise
all the facets of these movies
even though Bloom dresses gay."

Now the Trekkies cry with anger
and the Jedi with light-swords
they would kill the Tolkein people
guess they're all out of their gourds.
Now they stand there with their trophies
at the Oscars, carpet red.
Saw the photo, looked beneath it...

"Middle Earth, just go drop dead!"

Go ahead and speak of Mordor
Frodo and Sam, his friend.
Do it in the name of Gandalf.
You can see my interest come to end.
There won't be nothing but me yawning
when these games you play.
And on the sorry morning after
woo-hoo-hoo
Rings extoller walks away.

Go ahead and speak of Mordor
Frodo and Sam, his friend.
Do it in the name of Gandalf.
You can see my interest come to end.
There won't be nothing but me yawning
when these games you play.
And on the sorry morning after
woo-hoo-hoo
Rings extoller walks away.

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
love the wordplay in this one..5s
Ravyn Rant - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
So singable! I loved it, but my cubicle-mate left for an early lunch just before the last verse.
Rick C - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, I am a LOTR fan but, I can't help but appreciate your wit....5's.
Johnny D - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You have insulted the honor of Star Wars, Star Trek, and The Lord of The Rings. Prepare to LIVE !
Michael Pacholek - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Understand you do not, padawan. I'm saying the Roddenberrians and Lucasians SHOULD be offended at the Tolkeinians.
Michael Pacholek - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
A triple-one vote. Why, you pointy-eared little...

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