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Song Parodies -> "Play Me Amiright Songs, Chuck"

Original Song Title:

"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolf Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Play Me Amiright Songs, Chuck"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

For our Australian boardmates. And for everyone named in the song. Sorry, Arwen, but only those names I could work into single syllables could go in.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.

Write some stuff so IĄŻll laugh, Spaff.
Write some stuff so IĄŻll laugh.
Your stuff is better by half, Spaff.
So write some stuff so IĄŻll laugh.

All together now!
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.

Write a pun thatĄŻs so fly, Guy.
Write a pun thatĄŻs so fly.
Not one to praise Bush, IĄŻll blow sky-high.
So write a pun thatĄŻs so fly.

All together now!
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.

Work your parody voice, Royce.
Work your parody voice.
Get lots oĄŻ laughs from the boys, Royce.
So work your parody voice.

All together now!
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.

DonĄŻt let me keg oĄŻ beer drip, Pip.
DonĄŻt let me keg oĄŻ beer drip.
Ą™Cause Merry asked me for a nip, Pip.
So donĄŻt let me keg oĄŻ beer drip.

All together now!
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.

Play your parody tricks, Rick.
Play your parody tricks.
Ą™Bout TV shows or some flicks, Rick.
So play your parody tricks.

All together now!
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.

(slowly)

DonĄŻt ask me to wear thong, John.
DonĄŻt ask me to wear thong.
DonĄŻt want to end up in YOUR song, John.
So donĄŻt ask me to wear thong.

(faster)

All together now!
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.

(slowly)

Write about hairy gal, Mal.
Write about hairy gal.
(faster)
And heĄŻs passed you by a hundred songs, Tong
and now this songĄŻs over, pal!

All together now!
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
All together now!
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.
Play me Amiright songs, Chuck.
Play me Amiright songs.

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Total Votes: 16

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Royce Miller - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
those one-syllable names, they'll get you every time
alvin rhodes - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
a fine tribute...5s
John Barry - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Michael!
Rick D - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You've produced quite a batch, Pach
You've produced quite a batch
We'll join you in the hatch, Pach
In the old booby hatch
MasonR - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, mate!
Stuart McArthur - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad I'm 2 syllables because "that's not how you do it! stuart" was just there for the taking - 555 for the Aussie factor (Rolf - what a character)
Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Play your didgeridoo, Stu. Play your didgeridoo. Though John D might make fun of you, Stu, play your didgeridoo. (Hence the line about not wanting to end up in Johnny D's song!) And I finally thought of a way to work Arwen in: Get on with your bad self, Elf. Get on with your bad self. Don't put my love on the shelf, Elf. So get on with your bad self!
Johnny D - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh you asked for it...
Arwen - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original...so I can't vote. But I am giddy that you thought of me, Sweetie...

Giddier still that Mr. Pacholek muscled me in...what a guy!
Galled Paul Robinson - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"Use your name? Not at all, Paul / you will not get a call / whiny writer feels small, y'all / why not me? now he squalls..." ~ ~ ~ But still I give you "fives", Mike / won't say to take a hike / parody I do like, Mike / even though I do gripe ~ ~ ~ 5's ~ ~ ~
Meriadoc - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the nip, Michael! ;-)
Arwen - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay...my first comment certainly makes no sense. For some reason...as I was reading this...I thought Stuart had written it. Then, when I read the comments, I saw that MP had thought of a way to work me in...and that he was schooling Mr. McArthur on impressing the elf. So...um...anyway...

I still don't know the song...but I still love Mr. Pacholek...and I'm still an idiot...
Stuart McArthur - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
okay Michael - sitting at my desk, books open, pen poised - so school me...how do I impress the elf??
Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
She likes parodies based on Tolkein, for one thing. Parodies on Shakespeare, for another. Say something nice about Wyoming, and don't dare mention that our illegitimate Vice President is from there. As Jay Leno has said, George W. Bush lets his Dick do his thinking for him far more than Bill Clinton ever did.
Arwen - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Michael...now you've got me blushing! All this time I wondered if you were paying attention...; )
Stuart McArthur - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Really Michael? she sounds like one difficult broad...
Arwen - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you know which MS Paint picture I'm thinking of right now, Mr. McArthur.
Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, of course I do. Don't rub it in - I'm still learning. But can you tell me again - how DID you drag that little loveheart into the gap between your and my avatars - did you use ctrl-d or what?
Arwen - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, your avatar changes more quickly than my boyfriends do. If I honestly had any desire to meld one of them with my GORGEOUS photo...I'd post it just in time for you to reveal yourself as something new...say...an overendowed Pirate?

Besides...Mr. Pacholek is the one I'm trying to win over here...after nearly a year of pretending that his aversion to the Lord of the Rings will forever keep us apart, I think he's just about to admit that he's smitten with me. ; )
Stuart McArthur - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you know which cushion-based photo I'm thinking of right now, Ms Arwen
Phil Alexander - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This is one that I like, Mike
This is one that I like
Glad that you ain't on strike, Mike
But... I'm not there! Take a hike... ;-)
Arwen - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
No I do not!

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