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Song Parodies -> "Who'll Shtup Elaine"

Original Song Title:

"Who'll Stop the Rain"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Who'll Shtup Elaine"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A "Seinfeld" parody. I realize this could be forced into WhatFreaks -- when "Blazing Saddles" is shown on TV, the name of Madeline Kahn's character, Lili Von Schtupp, cannot be spoken aloud -- but as soon as I thought of the title, I realized it had to be done.
(instrumental opening)

Long as I remember
Elaine's been going down.
Clouded is her judgment.
Confusion in her crown.
Good men through the ages
once with her, and done.
And I wonder
still I wonder
who'll shtup Elaine?

I had lunch with Jerry
down at Monk's Cafe.
Caught up in his fables
with her, he had his way.
Worthy of the sponges
he don't seem to be.
And I wonder
still I wonder
who'll shtup Elaine?

(instrumental break)

Heard Elaine's been faking
when she cheers for more.
Tried to convert gay friend.
She ain't getting warm.
Still, Elaine's been calling
for a new boyfriend.
And I wonder
still I wonder
who'll shtup Elaine?

(instrumental fadeout)
Since we're combining Creedence and comedy... Did you hear John Fogerty is suing Delta Airlines? It seems he had a first-class ticket... and they put him in coach! (I don't know if Fogerty would like that joke, but Jerry Seinfeld sure would!)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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 5   6

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alvin rhodes - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
lol...good parody...funny fogerty joke too
Johnny D - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Somebody's gotta go back 'n get Mike a sh*tload o' FIVES !!!
John Barry - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.
Shawna - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
lol Good job. "Worthy of the sponges..." LOL Loved that episode.
Kristof Robertson - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
5's for the title alone....whoo boy, that's a classic! Parody's pretty dang good as well..

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