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Song Parodies -> "Elfalicious"

Original Song Title:

"Fergalicious"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Elfalicious"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Happy Birthday to our Head of State! (Chucky, of course, remains our head of government.)
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it!
The day we're celebratin' is auspicious!

Elfalicious, definitious, make them boys go kneeling.
She's the royal who's so spoiled, sends our hearts a-reeling.
Now you sees her, gots to please her.
Don't you tease her, 'cause you'll freeze her.
She's got reason why she'll breeze 'em
and they'll never even see 'em.

Elfalicious.
Yeah, she's so ambitious.
And if you was suspicious
not much does it get youse.
She blows kisses
(Mmmwwahhh!)
That puts me on the rock.
And they'll be lining down the block
'cause they all want what she got!
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine... that's "four, three, two, one" in Elvish)

So delicious.
So delicious.
So delicious.
She's Elfalicious.

Elfalicious def...
Elfalicious def...
Elfalicious def...

Elfalicious, definitious, cutesy but assertive.
They always claim they know her
comin' to her, callin' her "Liv."
She's the A to the R, W, the E, the N
and can't no other lady thrill us like she can.
She's Elfalicious.

Her rulings are vicious.
She be up at her mirror working on her poutness.
I'm her witness.
She put a boy on the rack
'cause he was whining down the block
just to watch what she got.
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine...)

So delicious.
So delicious.
So delicious.
She's Elfalicious.
(Hold-hold-hold-hold-hold up! Check her ouuuut!)

Baby, baby, baby!
If you really want her
honey get some reverence.
Maybe then you'll get a notice.
She'll be tastey, she'll be chummy
even if she might be a little clumsy.

T to the A, to the S, T, E, Y, she so tastey!
C to the L, to the U, M, S, Y, she so clumsy!
E to the L, F, A, L, I, C, I, O, U, S!
E to the L, to the, to the, to the...
Hit, it, lady!

All the time she turn around
vassals gather 'round
always looking at her up and down
looking at her... crown!

I just wanna say it now
she ain't giving you bad habit
little Hobbit!
She don't wanna take your ring.
And I know she's coming off
just a little bit conceited
but you can't blame her to beat it
so like queen you gotta treat it.
But I'm trying to tell
that she's no ordinary Elf.
'Cause I say she...

Elfalicious!
Yeah, she's so ambitious.
And if you was suspicious
not much does it get youse.
She blows kisses
(Mmmwwahhh!)
That puts me on the rock.
And they'll be lining down the block
'cause they all want what she got!
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine...)

She's Elfalicious!
Elfalicious!
Elfalicious!
Elfalicious!
T-t-t-t-t-tastey, tastey!

T to the A, to the S, T, E, Y, she so tastey!
C to the L, to the U, M, S, Y, she so clumsy!
E to the L, F, A, L, I, C, I, O, U, S!
E to the L, to the, to the, to the...
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine...)
E to the L, F, A, L, I, C, I, O, U, S!
E to the L, F, A, L, I, C, I, O, U, S!
E to the L, to the, to the, to the...
(Canta, nelde, atta, mine...)
Nope, the kind of rack I'm talkin' 'bout in the second verse is the kind you might find in the basement of the castle, not in the upstairs bedroom. So watch how you vote, people!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 14

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alvin rhodes - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
a heartfelt ditty
Matthias - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
How are you still sane after doing this song? I can barely listen to it, let alone parodize it
Grammar Cop to Matthias - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Excuse me, but "Parodize" is not a word. When you are making a parody of a song, you "parody" it. (Yes, parody is both a noun and a verb.)

As for this one, I barely KTOS but I read through it anyway.
Michael Pacholek - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
On this site, "parodize" is a word. You are hereby ordered to turn in your badge, in the name of the Queen. Princess. Countess. You'd think I'd know what her actual title is, beyond, of course, "Elfalicious."
Arwen - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Ahhh...=) There is nothing I love more than a fabulous parody, unless it is a fabulous parody about ME...=) =) =) You knew I would love this, Michael...I'm sure you never had a doubt...but I will proclaim it for the world that it is FABULOUS to the billionth degree. =) And, if Fergie is going to call herself the Dutchess, I will lay claim to all other titles of royal origin...those that you mentioned, and any others that might come to me later. I also like Goddess.

Also...for those of you who might be worried that you've missed out on your chance to shower me with Birthday praise, you'll be happy to know that my actual birthday isn't until Saturday, so you have ALL sorts of time to think of something with which to spoil me... ; )

Still, Michael was the first...so he gets the biggest (trademarked, apparently) "Mmmwwahhh!"
Michael Pacholek - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't know when the actual day was, but I remembered that last year someone submitted a belated parody that appeared on the 27th, so I figured I had until the 25th at the latest -- and now I know it is the 27th. You share your big day with Mozart, "Alice In Wonderland" author Lewis Carroll, labor titan Samuel Gompers, songwriters Jerome Kern and Harry Ruby, U.S. Navy Admiral Hyman Rickover, Pittsburgh Steelers founder-owner Art Rooney, bandleader Skitch Henderson, bluesman Elmore James, Chipmunks creator David Seville, actress Donna Reed, singer Bobby "Blue" Bland, author Mordecai Richler, actors Troy Donahue and James Cromwell, Ronettes singer Nedra Talley, actress Mimi Rogers (the first Mrs. Tom Cruise), comic-book writer Frank Miller, journalist Keith Olbermann, football player-broadcaster Cris Collinsworth, Cowboy Junkies lead singer Margo Timmins, actresses Bridget Fonda and Rosamund Pike, tennis star Marat Safin, and baseball player Gavin Floyd. Unfortunately, you also share it with writer Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (from whom we got the word "masochism"), Kaiser Wilhelm II (from whom we got World War I), Edward J. Smith (the Captain of the Titanic), and "singer" Mike Patton (I can't STAND Faith No More). You still have it much better than I do on December 18: I get Keith Richards and Steven Spielberg, but I also get Josef Stalin and Ty Cobb.
Michael E Cormier - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow. Got a head rush just reading this. Good work. 555
Jack Wilson - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome! 5s
Grammar Cop to Michael Pachloek - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
That's not true. "Parodize" never was a word and never will be a word. (If it was, then Dick Vandyke's name would truly be Penis Van Lesbain; it would even say so on his birth certificate.) You'll never find it in your f**kin' Wagnalls. PERIOD.

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