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Album cover parody of The Dutchess by Fergie
Parody album cover
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Stupid Band Names:

  • If she wants to go far as a solo artist, I think she should change her name (or better yet, use her real name). "FUR-ghee" sounds rather lame, nerdy and dumb. I mean her music is good, but the way she says that name? Submitted by: Mr. Critic
  • Might not sound so stupid if the 'G' were pronounced like a 'J'. It looks like it should be pronounced that way IMO. Submitted by: A. Person

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Stacy Ann Ferguson. Submitted by: soul ii

Also known as: Stacy Ferguson. Submitted by: Margaret

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Dutchess Cherry. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Kids Incorporated, Poseidon"She was a child actress, and also did voices as Sally Brown on two Charlie Brown cartoons. After a break from acting, her most successful role was Gloria in Poseidon. She is currently filming a musical film - Nine - as Saraghina. - Rocky

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Fergalicious"You have to ask?! - Guest

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
FuglyI don't think she's attractive at all.Sheila Oh

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Fat Boys Eat Fries""Big Girls Don't Cry"PersonUDon'tKnow44
"Fergie Knows How to Spell""Fergalicious"Danny Zeff

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Fergalicious,"There is no such word.Mike

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Shattered Glass," Laura Branigan"Pick It Up," Fergie
"Catch Me, I'm Falling," Pretty Poison"Clumsy," Fergie
"Big Girls Don't Cry," Fergie"Big Girls Cry," Sia

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"London Bride" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"London Ridge" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"London Bridger" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"London Bridged" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"Labels For Love" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
"Labels Or Clove" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
"Labels Or Glove" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty

There are additional Fergie song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Lyndon Bridge" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"Landon Bridge" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"Labels Or Lore" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
"Labels Of Love" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
"Labels Or Lode" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty

There are additional Fergie song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Jan 11
a parody of "Fergalicious" by Fergie
Parody about THE GRIMACE, the big purple thing from McDonalds.
youtube: (Flash... I think)
Nov 8
a parody of "Fergalicious" by Fergie
A Smurfy parody of Fergie!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Big Girls Don't Cry""Real Nerds Don't Cry"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Glamorous""Unanimous"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Clumsy""Clumsy in Ferguson"Dan Lotto
"Glamorous""Androgynous"Flash Flood
"Barracuda""Barrakuda"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Fergalicious""Crunchalicious"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Fergalicious""Smurfalicious"Jeff Reuben
"Glamorous""Prostitute"Tasha Butt
"Fergalicious""Queerlicious"Telarana
"Fergielious""Fattylicious"Hottiewinsthelottie

There are additional Fergie song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Glamorous Homeless ShelterTemari

Misheard Lyrics:

"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
We flying first class, up in the sky, on a jet plane...
Original Lyrics:
We flying the first class, up in the sky, poppin' champagne...
"Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And kennel of the ladies put it down like me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And can't no other lady put it down like me
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clarity, pee, serenity
Original Lyrics:
Clarity, peace, serenity.
"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
you're a s**tbag
Original Lyrics:
Poppin' champagne
There are additional Fergie misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
We flying first class, up in the sky, on a jet plane...
Original Lyrics:
We flying the first class, up in the sky, poppin' champagne...

Story about this misheard lyric by: James

Always thought it was first class in a jet plane...I mean it makes sense right!?

There are additional Fergie misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Big Girls Dont Cry"
The Funny Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses its blanket
Why They're Funny:
Seriously! a child and its blanket???? did they run out of good metapohors too early in the song??? what happened to like "the rose misses the sun" or something! seriously fergie what were u thinking???
Submitted by: Jemima
 

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"London Bridge"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
How come every time you come around
My London, London bridge wanna go down
Like London, London, London
We goin' down like London, London, London
Why They're Repetitive:
In this chorus, we hear the word 'London' repeated 8 times! And the chorus is sung about 3 times in the song, so that makes 24 appearances of the dreaded L word. BEP were kool, but I h8 Fergie's solo music!
Submitted by: rok iz kool
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Glamorous"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I got people in my ear
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can you have people in your ear? They are too big to fit into. Perhaps she means she hears them?
Submitted by: Daniel L.
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Fergalicious"
The Dirty Lyrics:
And can't no other lady put it down like me.
Why They're Dirty:
Ummm.... put what down????
Submitted by: Roo
"London Bridge"
The Dirty Lyrics:
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Why They're Dirty:
TRANSLATION:
How come every time you come around
My panties wanna go down
Submitted by: Aristotle
There are additional Fergie dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Here I Come"
The Lyrics:
Ain't nobody rip it like me
F to the E-R-G-I-E
Who They Mention:
Fergie herself.
Submitted by: OTTO
"Fergalicious"
The Lyrics:
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Stacy
I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
Who They Mention:
Fergie herself (once by her real name, once by her stage name)
Submitted by: Aristotle

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"FUR-ghee (hard G sound)
I think it looks more like "Fur-jee"
Submitted by: Mr. Critic

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Glamorous"
The Lyrics:
After the show, after the grammys, I like to go cool out with the family Sippin, reminiscent of days when I had a Mustang.
Product Brand Name:
Ford Mustang
Submitted by: V
"Labels or Love"
The Lyrics:
Shopping for labels, shopping for love
Manolo and Louis, it's all I'm thinking of
Shopping for labels, shopping for love
Love's like a runway but which one do I love more?
No emotional baggage, just big bags filled with Dior
Gucci, Fendi, Prada purses, purchasing them finer things
Men they come a dime a dozen, just give me them diamond rings
I'm into a lot of bling, Cadillac, Chanel and Coach
Fellas boast but they can't really handle my female approach
Buying things is hard to say
Rocking Christian Audigier, Manolo, Polo, taking photos in my Cartier
Product Brand Name:
Manolo, Louis, Dior, Gucci, Fendi, Prada, Cadillac, Chanel, Coach, Christian Audigier, Polo, Cartier
Submitted by: Lan-Anh
There are additional Fergie product lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"London Bridge"
The Song Lyrics:
How come every time you come around
My London, London bridge wanna go down
Song They Mention:
London Bridge (the nursery rhyme).
Submitted by: rok iz kool
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Fergalicious"
The Made Up Words:
Fergalicious
Comments:
its the stupidest thing I've ever heard on the radio
Submitted by: jessy
 

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"Glamorous"
The Boasting Lyrics:
We flyin' first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy.
Comments:
And here's the song about how rich Fergie is. Even with her explaining about how it hasn't changed her, she's still boasting about how much money she has.
Submitted by: Dan
"Fergalicious"
The Boasting Lyrics:
So delicious (It's hot hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock rock)
So delicious (They want a slice of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t tastey, tastey)
[...]
I'm Fergalicious (So delicious)
My body stay vicious
I'll be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (Oooh whee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got
Comments:
I really don't need to explain . . . The whole song's about how hot she is!
Submitted by: Dan

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Big Girls Don't Cry"
The Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
Why:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses HER blanket - A child is singular.
Submitted by: Kelly
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
The Lyrics:
And I'm gonna missing you
Like a child misses their blanket.
Why:
It should be 'like a child misses his (or her) blanket', since Fergie is only talking about one child.
Submitted by: Shepop
There are additional Fergie Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Fir? Gee! Submitted by: Candy Welty
Rig Fee Submitted by: Candy Welty
Fieger Submitted by: Deirdre Collins
As in Geoffrey Fieger, Jack Kevorkian's lawyer.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Gum Or Laos" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Groom Saul" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Lug Or Amos" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Our Log, Sam" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"A Room Slug" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

There are additional Fergie Song Title Anagrams available.

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"Big Girls Don't Cry"
The Lyrics:
I need some shelter of my own protection, baby
Why:
Fergie doesn't enunciate very well. As a result, the word "protection" sounds like "bru-tection", which isn't even a word.
Submitted by: Rip Jeans
 

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Finally" Length: 8:27
Submitted by: Alex

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Abel's Lore Love" originally "Labels Or Love"
Submitted by: Nell Allen
"Abel's Lore Love" originally "Labels Or Love"
Submitted by: Nell Allen

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"Fergalicious"
The Lyrics:
Four tres two uno
Why:
Tres is Spanish for three, Uno is Spanish for one
Submitted by: dxman
 

Names as a Word Bank:

I referee iffier fig reef fire. Submitted by: Mae Beam

Performers with Handicaps:

"Bladder Control Problem"
A photograph once revealed that she had wet her pants on stage during a concert.
Submitted by: Ecica Tetralix

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Wetting herself in concert"
Fergie had an accident during a concert in San Diego. While she originally denied it, she eventually confessed
Submitted by: Danny
"Hypnotherapy and Crystal Meths use"
Before Fergie was a Black Eyed Peas member, she had poor run as a child actress for Wild Orchid from 1991-2001. After the 3rd album canceled release, she left the group and became addicted to crystal meths.

She uses hypnotherapy to beat her crytal meth addiction and she still use that today. She said on Times magazine that quitting crystal meth is "the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Depends
In at least one concert, she could've used them.
Submitted by: Alanis More Upset

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Fergalicious"
The Lyrics:
(The entire song, but in specific parts could be:) "The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious" and "I put them boys on rock rock"
Why:
Imagine having this ringtone in church, in an elementary school, at a feminist meeting, or other such places.
Submitted by: Song Spoofs/Parodies
 

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