Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Prostitute"

Original Song Title:

"Glamorous"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Prostitute"

Parody Written by:

Tasha Butt

The Lyrics

i appologize for the profanity x]
If you got lots of money you can take me home
You say:If you got lots of money you can take me home
P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E, P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E

We wearin no clothes
Out on da streets
Screwin rich guys
In their back seats
I'm gonna get AIDS
But i won't change
I'm a Prostitute, oh a hooker hooker

A prostitute,
A prostitute, prostitute
I'm A prostitute, oh a hooker hooker

All their money they will bring
Who they are don't mean a thing
Bisexuals and Straight guys
I'll undo both their flys
I be in their back seat
Banging hard until im beat
I'm hardly clean, I'm rough and mean
I'm no queen, I'm a sex machine
I go to Taco Bell
Guys drive through , horny as hell
I don't care, I'm still great
No matter how loud i yell
After a blow or intercourse
I'll have a smoke and eat like a horse
Sippin' beer and dreamin of having a real carrer
And now I'm a hoe...

I'm talking doing men for Ka-ching, its not what it seems
Its a wonder i didnt catch one of those STDS
I'll do whatever you want , in a car , bed , or showers
You've got enough money in your pocket for two hours
Plus I gotta make enough doe
To buy my clothes fit for a hoe
Lifestyles so dirty and illegal
I take a load of bull
Half a million guys inside me
making money is too easy
If you got lots of money you can take me home
P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E, P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E

I got problems up to here
I've got cock inside my rear
Telling me to do these crazy things
That ill surely do for doe ( I'd fuck y'all)
I've got money in the bank
Im such a little skank
All the dudes, I'd like to thank
For not telling the popos
Cause I remember yesterday
When you forgot to pay
When I knocked you out, and took your wallet
Damn, I need a life
This industry is cold
I'm mad my daddy told me so, he let his daughter be a hoe.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

thats hilarious - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
That is funny the part i like the best is "I got problems up to here I've got c*** inside my rear Telling me to do these crazy things That ill surely do for doe ( I'd f*** y'all) I've got money in the bank Im such a little skank All the dudes, I'd like to thank For not telling the popos Cause I remember yesterday When you forgot to pay When I knocked you out, and took your wallet Damn, I need a life This industry is cold I'm mad my daddy told me so, he let his daughter be a hoe."

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/fergie38.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 639