Song Parodies -> Prostitute

Original Song Title:

"Glamorous"

Original Performer:

Fergie

  
Parody Song Title:

"Prostitute"

Parody Written by:

Tasha Butt

i appologize for the profanity x]
If you got lots of money you can take me home
You say:If you got lots of money you can take me home
P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E, P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E

We wearin no clothes
Out on da streets
Screwin rich guys
In their back seats
I'm gonna get AIDS
But i won't change
I'm a Prostitute, oh a hooker hooker

A prostitute,
A prostitute, prostitute
I'm A prostitute, oh a hooker hooker

All their money they will bring
Who they are don't mean a thing
Bisexuals and Straight guys
I'll undo both their flys
I be in their back seat
Banging hard until im beat
I'm hardly clean, I'm rough and mean
I'm no queen, I'm a sex machine
I go to Taco Bell
Guys drive through , horny as hell
I don't care, I'm still great
No matter how loud i yell
After a blow or intercourse
I'll have a smoke and eat like a horse
Sippin' beer and dreamin of having a real carrer
And now I'm a hoe...

I'm talking doing men for Ka-ching, its not what it seems
Its a wonder i didnt catch one of those STDS
I'll do whatever you want , in a car , bed , or showers
You've got enough money in your pocket for two hours
Plus I gotta make enough doe
To buy my clothes fit for a hoe
Lifestyles so dirty and illegal
I take a load of bull
Half a million guys inside me
making money is too easy
If you got lots of money you can take me home
P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E, P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E

I got problems up to here
I've got cock inside my rear
Telling me to do these crazy things
That ill surely do for doe ( I'd fuck y'all)
I've got money in the bank
Im such a little skank
All the dudes, I'd like to thank
For not telling the popos
Cause I remember yesterday
When you forgot to pay
When I knocked you out, and took your wallet
Damn, I need a life
This industry is cold
I'm mad my daddy told me so, he let his daughter be a hoe.
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