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Original Song Title:

"Glamorous"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Unanimous"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "United State of Pop" self-challenge. We're all aware that a lot of the time, employers aren't really in tune with what their employees think. This is kind of an extension of that: what if the employer was so ignorant that he assumed what he wanted was the same thing his employees wanted? It might go a little something like this...
Bossman:
Are you with me?
Yeah, I know you are, you're with me
I'm sure you're in agreement with what I say, so
Since we're completely in agreement, there's no need to vote
U-N-A-N-I-M-O-U-S, yeah
U-N-A-N-I-M-O-U-S

I am the bossma-an
Know that you gu-uys
Back what I sa-ay
Every ti-ime
Don't need to sa-ay
A word, mate
We're unanimous, ooh I know it, know it

Unanimous
Unanimous, all of us (all of us guys)
We're unanimous
On all subjects, subjects
Unanimous
Unanimous, all of us (all of us guys)
So unanimous
Need for askin'? There's none

Don't need to ask you these things
In your eyes, I'm a wise king
Cut your pay, give it to me
Perfect plan, know you'll agree
Close your mouth, cause there's no need
None at all for you to speak
Cause I know that you all see
My plan's flawless like rubies
Wait, productivity fell
Since last pay cut? Well
I can fix this for real
Longer shifts for ev'ryone? Ain't that swell?
Know you think so, know you all agree
Never seen signs of workplace mutiny
Thinkin', my brain's tickin', do you guys need this healthcare plan?

I am the bossma-an
I know you gu-uys
Trust what I sa-ay
Every ti-ime
No need to sa-ay
A word, mate
We're unanimous, ooh sure of it, of it

Unanimous
Unanimous, all of us (all of us guys)
We're unanimous
On ev'rything, all things
Unanimous
Unanimous, all of us (all of us guys)
So unanimous
Need for votin'? See none

Disgruntled employee:
We've got a problem wi-ith you, and that's we ha-ate you
For many reasons, some of which I'll list fo-or you
Loo's got no spare rolls, only two minutes for lunch
We're still usin' Windows 95, snack selection sucks
The main issue is you're pigheaded
Get your head out your anus
Don't agree with your nonsense
You think we do, that's bollocks
You ignore us when we moan (moan)
Might be blind or deaf or both (both)
We've never been in agreement with what you say, no

Bossman:
U-(U)-N-(N)-A-(A)-N-(N)-I-(I)-M-(M)-O-U-S
U-(U)-N-(N)-A-(A)-N-(N)-I-(I)-M-(M)-O-U-S

Funny joke, ma-an
You crazy gu-uys
I might repla-ay
That ev'ry ni-ight
No need to sa-ay
More words, mate
Still unanimous, ooh you know it, know it

Unanimous
Unanimous, all of us (all of us guys)
We're unanimous
On all subjects, subjects
Unanimous
Unanimous, all of us (all of us guys)
Real unanimous
I know what you're wantin'

There's no need for you to fear
I know what you wanna hear
Askin' 'bout this "healthcare" thing
Don't need to tell me so
Cause we're on the same wavelength
You can tell your fellow men
You won't have to pay a cent
Of the healthcare load
I cut that program yesterday
With it, I just couldn't raise
My paycheck, know you'll agree
With the path I chose
Did I mention I-I sold
Off the water-cooler, bro?
I know you hated that thing so
Sure that you told me so (cause I told the inspector it needed to go)
I turfed it weeks ago (all my assumptions have worked so far, so what I say goes)
Glad we had this talk, bro-o (I see no need for silly meetings, I know what you'll vote)
I see you smilin' so (yes, I'm not looking, I don't need to, cause I know you so)
Something sounds axe-y, bro-o

I haven't experienced a boss like this, but I wouldn't be surprised if this parody hits way too close to home with some people for which I apologise.

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