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Song Parodies -> "Clumsy in Ferguson"

Original Song Title:

"Clumsy"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Clumsy in Ferguson"

Parody Written by:

Dan Lotto

The Lyrics

With Ferguson & Michael Brown's shooting in the news lately, this submission became absolutely necessary once I made the connection with Fergie
(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it
(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it
(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it

First time
That I saw your size
Boy you’ll really whup me, mmmhmm
Played it cool
But I ain’t no fool
That feeling hit me, mmm mmm

You got me sweating, worrying, panicking, fuming
Clumsy ‘cause I'm soiling my shorts
You got me reaching, drawing, aiming, shooting
Clumsy ‘cause I'm soiling my shorts
So afraid of you

(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it
(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it
(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it

Can't breathe
When you come up to me
Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmm
Whoa now, think you’re going down
Friends ain’t gonna save you, mmm mmm

You got me sweating, worrying, panicking, fuming
Clumsy ‘cause I'm soiling my shorts
You got me reaching, drawing, aiming, shooting
Clumsy ‘cause I'm soiling my shorts
So afraid of you

(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it
(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it
(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it

(Spoken)
You know, these African Americans are unpredictable
Life is cheap to them
I like to be in control of the situation and
A cop like me don't let things go for long
‘cause every time one of them gets in my face
Their world is crushed and they’re in cuffs
I bite ‘em hard - like a big chocolate doughnut!

(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it
(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it
(Bang!) can’t help it, the cop can’t help it

You got me sweating, worrying, panicking, fuming
Clumsy ‘cause I'm soiling my shorts
You got me reaching, drawing, aiming, shooting
Clumsy ‘cause I'm soiling my shorts
So afraid of you
So afraid of you
So afraid of you

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