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Song Parodies -> "Queerlicious"

Original Song Title:

"Fergalicious"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Queerlicious"

Parody Written by:

Telarana

The Lyrics

Queerlicious. Enjoy.
4, tres, 2, uno

*music*

Queerilicious, so delicious
that mustache is suspicious.
You get up in the A.M.
just to wash the dishes.

what you doing? (uh uh)
you getting ready for a queer run.
got that marathon in check.
come on waitress, get in back, and we gone strut it...

(nah nah nah nah)
we gone strut it
(nah nah nah nah)
we gone strut it
(nah nah nah nah)
now watch us work it
(twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-twirl those heels girl...)

Queerilicious (nah nah nah nahhh)
It's so delicious (nah nah nah nahhh)
Got shiny dishes (nah nah nah nahhh)
We shine like princes (nah nah nah nahhh)

(And ra-ra-ra-ra-rainbows rainbows...)

(Ladies watch us work
ladies watch us work,
ladies watch us work
wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-work)

Independent women
we be chillin like Brazilians
we wear our plaid shirts fly
got our collars popped up high

all them fellas tryna feel us
we like 'nah you smokin jittas'
we gone go out to the bar
find some ladies, hop in the car, and entertain em...

Queerilicious, so delicious
that mustache is suspicious
you got marker on yo jaw, man
better wipe that off and--

you got a ticket (uhh uhhh)
says take yo bumper sticker off
No more 'Pussies are for Licking'
gotta scratch out, go back to the bar

Re-entertain 'em.

(scrabble, scrabble...)
entertain em
(Life, Sorry, Jigsaw...)
entertain em
(Wii, funny glasses, The L-Word...)
Just entertain em
(ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rainbows. And LOVE.)

To all my queer people
we gone go to bowl
knock some pins down
win some points
and scare some straight people...

We gone sing mariachi
grab some tea and coffee
go to the bookstore
be literature whores
debate society's "pro.pri.e.ty"...

Q. to the U. to the E. E. R. yeah
babe we're queer yeah
Q. to the U. to the E. E. R. yeah
dude we're queer yeah
Que. to the EER.
to the L.I.C.I.O.U.S.
to the Que. to the EER.
to the L.I.C.I--

Get it, Gingey.
...
.....
...
Cause you so queerilicious..."

So delicious.
that mustache is suspicious.
You get up in the A.M.
just to wash the dishes.

what you doing? (uh uh)
you getting ready for a queer run.
got that marathon in check.
come on waitress, get in back---

4, tres, 2, uno

Our bodies are so intact
when we pass the people gasp,
they're amazed; no little ass

Too worried bout models (skinny skinny)
Lindsay Lohans, Nelly Furtados
If you could get your minds right
Maybe you could see the light

Queerilicious (ayy ayyy ayy ayyyy)
It's so delicious (ayy ayyy ayy ayyy)
Got shiny dishes (ayy ayyy ayy ayyy)
We shine like princes (ayy ayyy ayy ayyy)

(And ra-ra-ra-ra-rainbows rainbows...)

It's so delicious (ayy ayyy ayy ayyyy)
It's so delicious (ayy ayyy ayy ayyyy)
Deep voice's suspicious (ayy ayyy ayy ayyyy)
We're queerilicious (ayy ayyy ayy ayyyy)

(ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka...)

Q. to the U. to the E. E. R. yeah
babe we're queer yeah
Q. to the U. to the E. E. R. yeah
dude we're queer yeah
Que. to the EER.
to the L.I.C.I.O.U.S.
to the Que. to the EER.
to the to the to the to the to the

D. to the I. to the S.H.E.S.
pretty dishes
D. to the I. to the S.H.E.S.
squeaky clean and
D. to the I. to the S.H.E.S.
so suspicious
to the D. to the I.
to the to the to the to the to the

Q. to the U. to the E. E. R. yeah
babe we're queer yeah
Q. to the U. to the E. E. R. yeah
dude we're queer yeah
Que. to the EER.
to the L.I.C.I.O.U.S.
to the Que. to the EER.
to the to the to the to the to the

D. to the E.
to the L.I.C.I.O.U.S.
to the D. to the E.
to the L.I.C.I.O.U.S.
to the D. (clap) to the E. (clap)
to the L.I. (clap) C.I.O.U. S. (clap)
to the D. (clap) to the E. (clap)
to the to the (clap) to the to the (clap) to the--

*music*
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