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Song Parodies -> "Smurfalicious"

Original Song Title:

"Fergalicious"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Smurfalicious"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

The la-la parts are to the tune of the Smurfs theme song. The recording and video will make it clear :)
La la la la la la

Deep in the woods, beyond the hills
Live blue little elves, who we watch for thrills!

Smurfalicious definition
To be blue and dandy
I'm building Clockwork
And I fixed the dock Smurf cause I'm Handy

Sometimes Slouchy, sometimes Grouchy
"I hate couches!", "I hate ouchies!"
Drive you crazy, when I'm Lazy
Helping Vanity pick daisies

Smurfalicious
(So fictitious)
And sometimes I'm mischievous
But don't you be suspicious
Cause I won't get malicious

Never vicious
(Laaaaa...)
Friends with Pewit and Johan
And I'll be Baker for dessert
For some flan, or bon bons
(La la la la la la)

Smurfalicious
(I feel blue)
Smurfalicious
(I'm living in a mushroom)
Smurfalicious
(Gargamel wants to seal our doom)
I'm Smurfalicious
(Sm-sm-sm-sm-Smurfy, Smurfy)

Smurfalicious Jeff
Smurfalicious Jeff
Smurfalicious Jeff

People think I'm Greedy stealin
Pies from Baker's back ledge
The chicks all call me Jokey
There's a surprise in my package
(BOOM!)

I'm the S to the M, U, R, the F, the Y
And all the forest creatures know why I'm so fly

I'm Smurfalicious
(So exquisite)
Go right because I'm lefty
I be up in the gym
Lift weights because I'm Hefty

When he clinches
(Ooh wee)
In height I'm just three inches
And you would have to be a dork
To watch crocks like the Snorks
(La la la la la la)

Smurfalicious
(Sing La La)
Smurfalicious
(Harmony's trumpet rock, rocks)
Smurfalicious
(I've got Smurfette here on my jock)
I'm Smurfalicious
Hold hold hold hold hold up, check me out

Baby, I won't stop ya
Honey, come to Papa!
Wine me with Smurfberries
And I might share cherry

I'll do something zany
Make the day get rainy
And you all will blame me
Just because I'm Brainy!

R, to the A, to the G-I-N-G, there's Raging Smurf
D, to the R, to the U-N-K-Y, Drunky Smurf and
B, to the O, to the O-T-Y, there's Booty Smurf
To the A, to the S, to the, to the, to the
Hit it Smurfette!

Everytime I turn around only guys are found
Always tryin to get in my gown, reachin for my
Smurf!
I want to get hot and steamy with a Smurf that's hot and Dreamy
Sneak in a shroom while they're workin on the dam

Thought I had it with Sporty till I found out he cheated
Had affairs with Hogatha screwed me good then retreated
Chased by Gargamel, and his mangy red cat Asrael

Cause they think I'm delicious
(So delicious)
But they are too ambitious
And if you're superstitious
Fairy Smurf grants three wishes

She's capricious
(Laaaa...)
DJ Smurf loves to rock, rock
Playin music to the flock and
They're lined up down the block
La la la la la la

I am not officious
French Maid Smurf cleans the house
Mops the floor does the dishes
I say curses
(Ooh wee)

Network tv it's shock, shock
They might not like it, call it shlock
I'll continue to mock
(La la la la la la)

Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
I'm Smurfalicious
B-B-B-B-B-Big Mouth Hungry!

Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
Smurfalicious
(La la la la)
I'm Smurfalicious, sm-sm-sm-sm-sm-
(La la la la)

C, to the L, to the U-M-S-Y, I'm Clumsy like
F, to the E, to the R-G-I-E, just like Fergie
A, to the D, to the H-D Smurf oh, look pretty lights!
F, to the U, to the, to the, to the, to the
(La la la la la la)

To the B, to the O, to the Y-T-O-Y Boytoy Smurf
To the Z, to the O, to the M-B-I-E Zombie Smurf
To the H, to the O, to the M-E-L-Y Homely Smurf
To the S, to the H, to the, to the, to the, to the
(La la la la la la)

H, to the O, to the B-B-I-T, Arwen Smurf
K, to the L, to the E-P-T-O, Klepto Smurf
K, to the R, to the I-S-T-I, Kristi Smurf and
B, to the I, to the, to the, to the, to the
(La la la la la la)

To the P, to the O, to the E-T hmmm...what rhymes with Smurf?
To the F, to the A, to the R-M-E-R Farmer Smurf
To the P, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the

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Matthias - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Annoying as hell original song but "A, to the D, to the H-D Smurf oh, look pretty lights!" made for listening to Fergie one last time.
Below Average Dave - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
As I said in the email, hilarious--I loved the Smurfs as a kid too--so double kudos!, I may have to vote this month even though I won't be in it.
Matthias - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Dave: What happened to your "Screamster" or "Scare Zone" to Thriller idea?
Below Average Dave - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Life unfortunately, still unemployed, had a drama moment on Thursday. . .things are just so rough right now it's hard to sit down and write anything out--especially with my sound card being out--I can't record either, so it's been depressing. . .
Stuart McArthur - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Holy Toledo - no smurf left unturned here, Jeff - and I did like the paragraph build up to "Brainy" - yes, A zure liked this one (and please appreciate I would not try that pun on anyone but you Jeff) - 555
Arwen - November 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Jeff...this is phenomenal. I love you. And this. And I'm not just saying that because you got me in there. I LOVED the Smurfs...and this OS had to be a bear. You rock!
Arwen - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...um...yeah...still love this one, Jeff. I can't believe I have nobody between my comments. =) Excellent job here!
Guy - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Oct-09)

Jeff - Love how you do the "blues" in this one. If they had a lawyer Smurf would he open a firm called Smurfy's Law? I see a great effort here on a tough OS and you clobbered it. Well done.
Max Power - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Smurfed!
bobpiecheese - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The original song is a pain in the smurf-hole, but this parody was so smurf-tastic it cancels out the pile of smurf that is the original song. 555 for you, sir!
Peter Andersmurf - November 29, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM = Smurf Of The Month!
Phil Alexander - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) or even :-D

...though the OS ain't half nauseating, isn't it?
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Great Smurfmemories!
Agrimorfee - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) I will always hate the Smurfs, for it was they who killed Saturday Morning Cartoons as I knew it. But that's no bad reflection on your parody. I LOVE spelling challenges in parodies, you went crazy here.
Arwen - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTY...this makes me wish it were closer to Fall so that I could get my Arwen Smurf costume ready for Halloween. ; )
EmiLoca - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Godawful OS made delightful. I can't believe I haven't commented since I've listened to the recording about a dozen times already. Great job!
DJ Blaze - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm not the biggest Smurf fan, but the OS was hard enough and the parody had many creative lines. 555
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
See the comment I left on Redneck Wizard Jeff, you had a killer year. . .
Invisible Boy - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Great title sub, idea and excecution, Jeff. It makes me wanna put on my blue 'jammies and get some coca...

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