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Original Song Title:

"And I Love Her"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"On the Cover"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

She's on another magazine cover. This time it's InStyle. She certainly is.
(instrumental opening)

I'd give her all my love.
But no can do.
Someone else has her love.
His name's Mike, too.
But I love her.

She's big in feature films
and photography.
She's such a cover girl
smiling at me
on the cover.

A face like hers
could make me cry
for never I
have her near me.

Bright are her shining eyes.
Dark is her hair.
But to my great dismay
I can't be there
on the cover.

(instrumental break)

Bright is this star from Wales.
Dark, hope for I.
Her face on mag I'll see
all through July
on the cover.

(instrumental close)
Could be worse: Catherine's HUSBAND could be on those covers. Maybe on Modern Maturity.

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Pacing: 3.3
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Total Votes: 16

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AFW - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Keeping up with the Jones, I see
Pa Tuckett - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
After their 11th child, A Yankee fan decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the Yankee fan went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Yankee fan said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the Yankee fan went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
Ann Hammond - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
John Barry - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
On the cover she's roiling your bone.
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, AFW. Yes, John. Thank you, Ann. And, Pa, if Sox fans could count, they'd be able to count to 26, and they wouldn't BE Sox fans anymore. And if Yankee Fans were as stupid as you're suggesting, they'd be Met fans.
CZJ - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I puked

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