Song Parodies -> "Hate Jack"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

"Hate Jack"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Inspired by crazydon's "Jack Is Wack," but also by the Jack-FM boys' dumping of legends. "Playing What We Want"? How about playing what the people want? We want Jack off... the air! (Sorry, Red Ant, had to use it.)

(instrumental opening)

Brucie was a man who said he was our cousin.
Forty-seven years, he'd last.
Brucie, he got dumped along with all the legends
in CBS-FM's cast.

Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!
Come back, Brucie!

(instrumental break)

Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!

Hate Jack, yo!

(instrumental break)

W-J-M-K was an oldies station
rockin' on Lake Michigan.
All the oldies fans are upset in Chicago
new station they just can't stand.

Oy!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!
Old station's better!

(instrumental break)

Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!

(instrumental break)

Go home! Oy!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!

Oy...
Oy vey!
Hate Jack, I said it.
Yo Mama!
Hatin' on you!
Want my "Blue Suede Shoes"
and Annette's tight sweater.
My old oldies station's better!

Awwww....
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack, who don't play those old songs!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Hate Jack!
Oy vey!

Bruce Morrow, a.k.a. "Cousin Brucie," and many of the old-time radio greats, can now be heard on Sirius Satellite Radio. We don't know Jack, and we'd like to keep it that way!

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MasonR - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Hey Michael--Like I said before...the oldies are back on 77WABC! Sat night, 6-10PM, eastern time. 770AM!

alvin rhodes - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

jack is cold, ugly and impersonal...5s

Tommy Turtle - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

My local Oldies stations shifted formats as well; hate that too. Got XM satellite, which has the original Oldie "Jack", the "Wolfman (Jack)'. Good point, well said.

AFW - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I may not know Jack, but I know this parody is good..fives

Larry Hensley - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment

I've never heard Jack, but I guess that's a good thing. 5's

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