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Song Parodies -> "Hava Nagila Sunrise"

Original Song Title:

"Tequila Sunrise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Hava Nagila Sunrise"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I'm one-quarter Jewish, so if you think this is offensive, only yell at me at 75 percent of your usual volume.
It's a hava nagila sunrise
staring slowly across the way.
Said, "Oy vey."
He was just a student med.
"Be a doctor," that's what Mom would say.
And now he'll pay.

Every night when the sun goes down
he won't be a "chosen" boy in town
and she'll just turn him down.

She wasn't just another shiksa
dancing at the med-school mixer, so
he had to go.

Drink another Manischewitz.
Wonder why the right words you ain't gots.
You're gonna plotz.

It's a hava nagila sunrise
go into the can to retch
whine and kvetch.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 14

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John Barry - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good this is. The title I like.
alvin rhodes - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
hava trio of fives
Susanna Viljanen - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I simply don't have chutzpah to give you ones. Don't go kvetching, you've deserved fives.
Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I have no smart Jewish remarks for this. It was just good. 555
Adagio - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Michael 5's
Rick C - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know from fours so, fives you'll get.
Johnny D - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
What, this you call a parody? Some farklempt med student's love-sick tsoris over a mixer-shiksa? Oy!
MasonR - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Johhny D, don't go hocking him ah chainik over this parody. Da boy's a genious, I tell ya!
Michael Pacholek - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, stop! You're embarrassing me!
Rod W - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny and clever, Michael. Loved the last verse!
Guy - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Take my votes pleeze - if you kvetch my drift.
Jeff Reuben - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
The title alone made me laugh! Very clever idea...the rest of us should be lifting you on a chair and carrying you around the room.

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