-> "Conflict of Interest"
Original Song Title:
"Viva Las Vegas"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Conflict of Interest"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Bright lights city won the baseball flags.
He will set those flags on fire!
Had a whole lot of money and time he could burn
and gave a report that was dire!
Well, there's seventy-eight players written up there.
Supposedly took steroids like they just didn't care.
But we've got a reason why it might not be fair:
Conflict of interest!
Conflict of interest!
How I wish that there were more
than personal trainer's hearsay!
And even if there were forty more
it wouldn't explain it all away!
Well, there's Clemens, and Pettitte, a dirty deal?
But Schilling's cleared completely, are you for real?
No Boston stars had cheated? We must appeal!
Conflict of interest!
Conflict of interest!
Conflict of interest
'cause George Mitchell is present
on Sox board so he's hesitant
to throw those two crowns down the drain!
Conflict of interest
no Ortiz or Varitek, it
seems no Lowell or Beckett!
Yankee "evidence"
would not hold up in court, my friend!
So go and keep on the run
and say what Yankees have done
it amounts to a very big crime!
But you're morally broke and you should always remember
that the Sox won in very same time!
So go on, George, and give it everything you've got.
Just remember, your seat's getting very hot.
Your credibility's completely shot!
Ah!
Conflict of interest!
Conflict of interest!
Conflict of interest!
Conflict...
Conflict...
of interest!
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