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Song Parodies -> "Bimbo Rock"

Original Song Title:

"Limbo Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chubby Checker

Parody Song Title:

"Bimbo Rock"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Wait a second, Mike, this title sounds awfully obvious... (searches)... OK, it hasn't been done before. I'd say it's about time!
(instrumental opening)

Every bimbo-looking girl
all around the bimbo world
gonna do the bimbo rock
though they cannot read a clock.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack go on a bimbo kick.
All around the bimbo clock
hey, let's do the bimbo rock!

Wha ha ha ha!
I.Q. lower now!
I.Q. lower now!
How low can it go?

Answer this please, she does wish:
Is it chicken, is it fish?
She will give you such a treat.
Just don't get in baby seat.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack go on a bimbo kick.
All around the bimbo clock
hey, let's do the bimbo rock!

Wha ha ha ha!
La-la, la-la-la, la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
La-la, la-la-la, la-la.
La-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la, la-la, la-la!

Get yourself a bimbo girl.
Give that chick a bimbo whirl.
There's that bimbo moon you love.
And those bimbo humps above.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack go on a bimbo kick.
All around the bimbo clock
hey, let's do the bimbo rock!

Wha ha ha ha!
Found her in bimbo bar!
She'll be a bimbo star!
How low can she go?

(whistle through to end)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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alvin rhodes - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with..my favorite of the day
Tommy Turtle - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, Mike!!! "bimbo moon you love.And those bimbo humps above" and "clock" were my favorites. Bimbos: 5, IQ: 55 (that's not each, that's total).
Matthias - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
You heard him Red Ant get going!!! 5's Mike!!!
Larry Hensley - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, I liked it, 555's
Red Ant - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
"Is it chicken, is it fish?" Jessica Simpson, eh? Matthias: I still get the "Jack be nimble, jack be quick" joke sometimes from the ladies - I'd really love to tell you how I finish off that nursery rhyme, but it would make even Andrew Dice Clay blush. Great stuff Michael, and your intro comment still holds true about checking obvious ideas: 15 or so "Fly Like An Eagle" parodies and not a one with "weasel" in the title. Slippin' you 5s, sir.
Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
You know, Mr. Ant, man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

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