Song Parodies -> Bimbo Rock
| Original Song Title: | "Limbo Rock" |
| Original Performer: | Chubby Checker |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bimbo Rock" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Wait a second, Mike, this title sounds awfully obvious... (searches)... OK, it hasn't been done before. I'd say it's about time!
(instrumental opening)
Every bimbo-looking girl
all around the bimbo world
gonna do the bimbo rock
though they cannot read a clock.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack go on a bimbo kick.
All around the bimbo clock
hey, let's do the bimbo rock!
Wha ha ha ha!
I.Q. lower now!
I.Q. lower now!
How low can it go?
Answer this please, she does wish:
Is it chicken, is it fish?
She will give you such a treat.
Just don't get in baby seat.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack go on a bimbo kick.
All around the bimbo clock
hey, let's do the bimbo rock!
Wha ha ha ha!
La-la, la-la-la, la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
La-la, la-la-la, la-la.
La-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la, la-la, la-la!
Get yourself a bimbo girl.
Give that chick a bimbo whirl.
There's that bimbo moon you love.
And those bimbo humps above.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack go on a bimbo kick.
All around the bimbo clock
hey, let's do the bimbo rock!
Wha ha ha ha!
Found her in bimbo bar!
She'll be a bimbo star!
How low can she go?
(whistle through to end)
Every bimbo-looking girl
all around the bimbo world
gonna do the bimbo rock
though they cannot read a clock.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack go on a bimbo kick.
All around the bimbo clock
hey, let's do the bimbo rock!
Wha ha ha ha!
I.Q. lower now!
I.Q. lower now!
How low can it go?
Answer this please, she does wish:
Is it chicken, is it fish?
She will give you such a treat.
Just don't get in baby seat.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack go on a bimbo kick.
All around the bimbo clock
hey, let's do the bimbo rock!
Wha ha ha ha!
La-la, la-la-la, la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
La-la, la-la-la, la-la.
La-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la-la, la-la-la.
A-la-la, la, la-la, la-la!
Get yourself a bimbo girl.
Give that chick a bimbo whirl.
There's that bimbo moon you love.
And those bimbo humps above.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack go on a bimbo kick.
All around the bimbo clock
hey, let's do the bimbo rock!
Wha ha ha ha!
Found her in bimbo bar!
She'll be a bimbo star!
How low can she go?
(whistle through to end)
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fun to sing along with..my favorite of the day
LOL, Mike!!! "bimbo moon you love.And those bimbo humps above" and "clock" were my favorites. Bimbos: 5, IQ: 55 (that's not each, that's total).
You heard him Red Ant get going!!! 5's Mike!!!
Yeah, I liked it, 555's
"Is it chicken, is it fish?" Jessica Simpson, eh? Matthias: I still get the "Jack be nimble, jack be quick" joke sometimes from the ladies - I'd really love to tell you how I finish off that nursery rhyme, but it would make even Andrew Dice Clay blush. Great stuff Michael, and your intro comment still holds true about checking obvious ideas: 15 or so "Fly Like An Eagle" parodies and not a one with "weasel" in the title. Slippin' you 5s, sir.
You know, Mr. Ant, man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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