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Song Parodies -> "Bomber Ann"

Original Song Title:

"Barbara Ann"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Regents

Parody Song Title:

"Bomber Ann"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

When right-wing blowhardess Ann Coulter wrote her new book "Godless: The Church of Liberalism," she wrote the following: "These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much... And by the way, how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy. . ." If that wasn't bad enough, she called four of Central Jersey's 9/11 widows "The Witches of East Brunswick." It's bad enough she has publicly used vicious, disgusting and false language to describe my ideology for the last 10 years or so, but now she's brining my home town into this? In the words of the immortal Groucho Marx, "Of course, you realize, this means war!"
Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
Bomber Ann!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
Talk to the hand!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
Bomber Ann!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
You keep on shocking and a-lying
screaming and a-crying
Bomber Ann, bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!

Read the Daily News!
Looking for some views!
Saw Bomber Ann
sounding like she's full of booze!

That Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
Talk to the hand!
Oh, Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
Talk to the hand!
You keep on shocking and a-lying
screaming and a-crying
Bomber Ann, bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!

Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
Bomber Ann!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
Talk to the hand!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
Bomber Ann!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
You keep on shocking and a-lying
screaming and a-crying
Bomber Ann, bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!

Tried to slander Bill.
Clinton, hates him still.
Judges liberal
gets her talking very shrill.

That Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
Talk to the hand!
Oh, Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
Talk to the hand!
You keep on shocking and a-lying
screaming and a-crying
Bomber Ann, bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!

(saxophone break)

Trade Center widows
you don't mess with those.
Here's Bomber Ann
and the shame she never knows.

That Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
Talk to the hand!
Oh, Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
Talk to the hand!
You keep on shocking and a-lying
screaming and a-crying
Bomber Ann, bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!

Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
Bomber Ann!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
Talk to the hand!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
Bomber Ann!
(Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!)
You keep on shocking and a-lying
screaming and a-crying
Bomber Ann, bomb-bomb, bomb-bomber Ann!

Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
Bomber Ann, Bomber Ann!
(repeat 'til fade)
In case you're wondering about the song credit, the Regents were a doo-wop group, a "one-hit wonder" from The Bronx, who recorded the original "Barbara Ann" in 1961. Their lead singer, Ernie Maresca, wrote "Runaround Sue" and "The Wanderer" with Dion, who was backed by the Del-Satins after his break-up with the Belmonts. With the Del-Satins, Maresca sang "Shout! Shout! Knock Yourself Out" in 1962. Two members of the Del-Satins, Les Cauci and Freddy Ferrara, helped Crests lead singer Johnny Maestro form the Brooklyn Bridge in 1968. The OS's second verse, which the Beach Boys were either too drunk or too stoned to get right, is, "Played our favorite tunes, danced with Betty Lou," THEN "tried Peggy Sue, but I knew she wouldn't do like Barbara Ann."

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carol - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I will back you up 120% on this. When I read some of her vile and nasty comments, my jaw dropped on my keyboard. She is getting thourghly lambasted at capitolhill blue.com, me right up there at the top, no holds barred. Oh yes, 5's.
Ravyn Rant - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael, you should check bettybowers.com - she took on Coulter today too. But I don't think we should bomb Mann Coulter so much as use her for a bomb. Just drop her on some unsuspecting enemy - that much hot air should do some damage. Oh, and 555. You rant better than I do!
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Ravyn, that's quite a compliment. Use Ann for a bomb? A stink bomb, no doubt.

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