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Song Parodies -> "I Went and Broke My Hand"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Went and Broke My Hand"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Even a Yankee is capable of stupidity.
Kevin Brown: Oh, yeah, I will tell you something
and you won't understand.
When I lost this ballgame
I went and broke my hand!
I went and broke my hand!
I went and broke my hand!

Joe Torre: Oh, please, just spare me
you fifteen-million man.
Oh, please, you dum-my.
Why did you break your hand?

Brown: I went and broke my hand!
I went and broke my hand!

And when I touched the wall I shattered inside.
It's such a feeling that, it hurts
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide!

Torre: Yeah, you, you're such a dummy
you fifteen-million man.

Brown: Yes, I am such a dummy.
I went and broke my hand!
I went and broke my hand!
I went and broke my hand!

And when I touched the wall I shattered inside.
It's such a feeling that, it hurts
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide!

Torre: Yeah, you, you're such a dummy
you fifteen-million man.

Brown: Yes, I am such a dummy.
I went and broke my hand!
I went and broke my hand!
I went and broke my ha-a-a-a-a-a-and!
I went and broke my ha-a-a-a-a-a-and!

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Johnny "Another Pathetic Red Sox Fan" D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Boo frickin' hoo.
alvin rhodes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...i knew this was gonna be about brownie...good riddance, the schmuck
Nancy - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Female, impartial judge, no sports knowledge whatsoever, says thanks for the laffs!
Michael Pacholek - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
From now on, Kevin Brown won't have to break his own hands. He'll have plenty of people volunteering to do it for him.

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