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Song Parodies -> "Banned Right-Wing Bums"

Original Song Title:

"Band On the Run"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney & Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Banned Right-Wing Bums"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A direct answer song to the BOTR parody that Malcolm Higgins wrote yesterday -- September 1, 2009, which, of course, is not Memorial Day, as everyone BUT he seems to know. Yikes, if right-wingers can't even get holidays right, on top of their political failures these last eight, nay, 40 years, why should we trust them with anything? Did they not hear the election results from last November? And did Malcolm not know that Sir Paul is a noted lefty -- and not just on guitar? Note that, in this case, "bum" is used in the American sense, meaning "person who is no good"; not in the British sense, meaning "rear end" -- though that may also apply!
(instrumental opening)

Stuck with Bush for four years.
Next four, like forever.
Never seeing no one
nice again.
Like you.
FD... R.
JF... K.

(instrumental break)

If we ever get rid of them
for all that they threw away
we will end their insanity.
All we need is Election Day
then we all can get rid of them.
So let's all go get rid of them!

(instrumental break)

Well, the reign exploded as the market crashed
from the failures of the Son!
And Joe Biden said to the girl standing there,
"I hope you're having fun!"

Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!
And the failerman
and Cheney sham
will see their crap undone!

'Cause we
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
for each new soldier who'd come.
And the bell is ringing in the village square
for the liberal who'd run!

Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!
And John McCain
and Sarah Shame
are shocked at what we've done!

Yeah, we
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!

(instrumental break)

Yeah, we
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!

Well, the night is falling here at Arlington
as Ted's laid beneath our feet.
In the land, they're telling us, "Fulfill his dream!"
Obama never will be beat!

Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!
And right-wing sludge
who hold a grudge
will fail forevermore!

'Cause we
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!
Banned right-wing bums!

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Patrick - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely done parody. Would be very singable.
David Sari - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved this one, Mike. 5s all around.
Timmy1000 - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Well stated from the left. Glad to see both left and right on this sight, Keep firing at each other - it is America. I gave you 5's on this.
Old Man Ribber - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Deserved high scores for execution and wit. You are Kennedy to my Hatch. ;D
? - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Where's Max Power when you need him?
Intelligence Czar - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Mr. Pacholek - Great news the results from your IQ test came back - Your IQ test results are negative. =;-)
Creativity Czar @ Intelligence Czar - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
No great shakes there either, eh? *Yawn*... Still, I'm glad I popped over here. The first thing I saw, at the verrrrrry top of the page, was a big, bold banner ad for Ann Coulter! Now *there's* poetic justice for you. ;D
Intelligence Czar @ Creativity Czar - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, how about that - I saw it there yesterday plus there was an even bigger one on the right side ad space. We must discuss this with the Justice Czar since there seems to be some of that justice here or is it just us?
Patrick - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
By the way, an official of a communist government, assigned to manage an industry or sector of the economy is a "commissar", not a "czar". There was only one "Czar' at a time, and he was head of state. Typical of government, they can't even get the word correct.
Preplexed Czar @Intellience Czar - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
They have an Intelligence Czar???? From what planet?
Intelligence Czar @ Preplexed Czar - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Probably Your Anus.
The Potato Czar - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
All this Czar talk reminds me of a joke: USSR leader visits commune, asks a farmer "Comrade, how is potato crop?" Farmer says: "We have so many potatoes if we put in pile they would reach God's feet!" Leader respons: "You should be ashamed, Comrade. We are communist country--there is no God." "That's OK," the farmer replies. "There are no potatoes, either!"
Russian Sun Czar - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Another Russian Joke - The Politburo was looking for another first in the space race. They hadn't had a win since they were the first to put a man into earth orbit. One member spoke up and said, "Vell, ve can't go to moon because the Amerikans haf been there already and ve can't put anythink on Mars because again the Amerikans beat us to it". " I have idea, ve be forst to send man to sun". At once the Politburo chief replied "Nyet you dumbsky he vil burn unto death". The member that spoke quickly retorted "But Comrad Commissar ve haf worked it out all problems, it kan be done":. The Comrad Commissar looked at the member with a raised eyebrow and said "Comrad, plees to explain this thing unto me, how vil cosmonaut survive on trip to sun". The member quickly retorted "Is simpal, ve go at night".
Health Plan Czar - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Mr. Pacholek - You have a blood test scheduled today - hope you've studied.
Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, I've now got State Quarters from 54 States, American Samoa being the latest... but anybody who still tells Uranus jokes looks like a fool calling himself an Intelligence Czar. (Even you, Tony Kornheiser!) As for the blood test, I passed: I actually saw the Republican nominee for Governor today, and told him, "You've got no chance, Friend of Bush!" and the blood just drained from his face. The crooked b@st@rd. And Rob, you're a goddamned liar: President Obama is neither a Muslim (nor a "muslum") nor a moron. He is your President and a hell of a lot smarter than you are -- we know this because he knows, unlike you, that conservatism doesn't work!
Humor Czar - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Your parody is so void of humour that we czars decided to get together and liven it up a bit. If you made it humourous maybe you wouldn't get so many lame comments and low votes. We czars did no voting, at least the ones I know who commented did not. We didn't think it was worth the votes so we all just voted "present".
adagio - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
hehehe....czars! Not funny at all MP. You just say the same thing like Van jones used to.

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