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Song Parodies -> "Are You Really Kwai Chang Caine"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Ever Seen the Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Are You Really Kwai Chang Caine"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Seeing David Carradine play villains in "Queen of Swords" and "Kill Bill" was weird enough. But now he's doing Expedia.com commercials? Is this something Caine would do? Not even Michael Caine!
(instrumental opening)

Someone told me, long ago
"I am Caine, I will help you."
I know... ABC on Saturdays.
It was over, but they say
sequel series, syndicate.
I know... but then came Tarantino!

I wanna know:
Are you really Kwai Chang Caine?
I wanna know:
Are you really Kwai Chang Caine?
Standing there
in Uma's way?

Yetserday and days before
in Old West, was dry and hot.
I know... You kicked butt in several times!
Facing Tessa, "Queen of Swords"
El Serpiente, evil words?
I know... Is commercial blunder?

I wanna know:
Are you really Kwai Chang Caine?
I wanna know:
Are you really Kwai Chang Caine?
Standing there
in Uma's way?

Hyahhhh!
I wanna know:
Are you really Kwai Chang Caine?
I wanna know:
Are you really Kwai Chang Caine?
Standing there
in Uma's way?

(instrumental close)
Yes, I know, in none of his roles has Carradine done the stereotypical "Hyahhhh!" of martial arts. Howard Dean has, though. So, may I snatch the fives from your hand?

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alvin rhodes - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
funny one...5s
TJC - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with alvin on this one... poor Uma!

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