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Song Parodies -> "Jeff Weaver"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Weaver"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gary Wright

Parody Song Title:

"Jeff Weaver"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

(This comment has been censored due to the author's extremely profane feelings for the Yankee pitcher who gave up the home run that lost Game 4 of the 2003 World Series and, arguably, the Series itself. This Series was not won, it was LOST. And while it wasn't Weaver's fault alone, there has to be a scapegoat. Right, Red Sox fans?)
I've just closed my eyes again.
Suffering that Jeff Weaver pain.
Slider takes away our chances of today
and leaves the Yankees behind.

Whoa-hoh, Jeff Weaver, I believe you won't last through the night!
Whoa-hoh, Jeff Weaver, I believe you won't see the morning light!

Ball flies high through the starry skies.
Maybe it will hit a plane.
Alex Gonzalez' fantasy
comes true and it gives me such pain.

Whoa-hoh, Jeff Weaver, I believe you won't last through the night!
Whoa-hoh, Jeff Weaver, I believe you won't see the morning light!

Though spring training is coming soon
there still may be some time.
Trade this bum to the dark side of the Moon.
That ball is on the other side!

Whoa-hoh, Jeff Weaver, I believe you won't last through the night!
Whoa-hoh, Jeff Weaver, I believe you won't see the morning light!


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Jeff Reuben - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, at least you parody the hated Yankees too (the Orioles must be much easier...they haven't gotten this close to a World Series since 1983)
Johnny D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Right, Yankees fans!
Charlie Decker - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
As a Yankees fan, I don't blame Weaver in the least. Look at Sori and Giambi, and even Boone as scapegoats. Contreras, too. I still believe in you, Jeff! Good pardoy.
somedude22 - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a huge Yankees fan, I believe that they should give Jeff Weaver one more chance, if he blew it they should trade him for some good prospects.
Wild Man - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work!
Johnny D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh and by the way - this Red Sox fan DID give you 5/5/5 for this dreamy parody!
Robert J. Pagliaro - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
As a Mets fan who remembers Doug Sisk too well, I can empathize.
Max Power - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
As a user formerly called "somedude22" I retract my statement as I changed my mind few years ago which is a year later.

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