Song Parodies -> Hate Goes (From a Dukie's Elbows)
| Original Song Title: | "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)" |
| Original Performer: | Edison Lighthouse |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hate Goes (From a Dukie's Elbows)" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Narrator: University of North Carolina star Tyler Hansbrough. The Chapel Hill-based Tar Heels, coached by Roy Williams, have a very nasty rivalry with the Duke University Blue Devils, just eight miles away in Durham, coached by Mike Krzyzewski (who, for some reason, pronounces his name "Shuh-SHEV-ski" instead of the proper Polish "Krizh-SHEV-ski").
(instrumental opening)
We're all Chapel Hilling
and no one here is chilling
because of this rivalry.
Oh, and hate goes from a Dukie's elbows
right into the nose of me!
We all hate the Dukies.
They're nasty and they're fluky.
Coached by mean Mike Krzyzewski.
Oh, and hate goes from a Dukie's elbows
right into the nose of me!
There's something Coach K had right in mind.
It ain't feeling too fine
and I just gotta say
Hey!
He broke my nose, you can go to hell!
But we're playing so well
we still put Duke away!
I'm a lucky feller.
I got the Tar Heel yellers.
We're gonna make history.
Oh, and hate goes from a Dukie's elbows
right into the nose of me!
There's something about those Devils unkind.
They got poisonous minds
and I just gotta say
Hey!
They really got a foulish smell
But we're playing so well
we still put Duke away!
I'm a lucky feller.
I got the Tar Heel yellers.
We're gonna make history.
Oh, and hate goes from a Dukie's elbows
right into the nose of me!
Big Dance coming
and we're off and running.
Just follow the nose of me!
We'll keep playing.
Duke better start praying.
Just follow the nose of me!
(fade out)
We're all Chapel Hilling
and no one here is chilling
because of this rivalry.
Oh, and hate goes from a Dukie's elbows
right into the nose of me!
We all hate the Dukies.
They're nasty and they're fluky.
Coached by mean Mike Krzyzewski.
Oh, and hate goes from a Dukie's elbows
right into the nose of me!
There's something Coach K had right in mind.
It ain't feeling too fine
and I just gotta say
Hey!
He broke my nose, you can go to hell!
But we're playing so well
we still put Duke away!
I'm a lucky feller.
I got the Tar Heel yellers.
We're gonna make history.
Oh, and hate goes from a Dukie's elbows
right into the nose of me!
There's something about those Devils unkind.
They got poisonous minds
and I just gotta say
Hey!
They really got a foulish smell
But we're playing so well
we still put Duke away!
I'm a lucky feller.
I got the Tar Heel yellers.
We're gonna make history.
Oh, and hate goes from a Dukie's elbows
right into the nose of me!
Big Dance coming
and we're off and running.
Just follow the nose of me!
We'll keep playing.
Duke better start praying.
Just follow the nose of me!
(fade out)
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 4 |
|
16 |
|
16 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 15 |
|
3 |
|
3 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Oh, whine, whine, whine, little brother! You hate Duke because their Law School gave our great President Richard Nixon a degree! What did UNC ever produce?
smashing
Thanks, Alvin. And Bernard, the Heels produced President James K. Polk, historian Shelby Foote, and basketball players galore, including a Mr. M.J. Jordan. How did Christian Laettner do in the pros?
You certainly know your sports..
Well, one of me does. The one of me that roots for the Yanks, Devils, Rutgers and Carolina -- not the one of me that roots for the Mets, Rangers, Penn State and Duke. (For the uninitiated: "Bernard" was a character I created for the parody "My Evil Twin, Naturally." He doesn't really exist.)
i am a dentist
Excellent parody, but, MP, are you saying that you don't like Duke because Coach K doesn't use the Polish pronunciation of his name?
Christian Laettner doesn't have as many rings, trophies, all star appearances, or endorsements as MJ, but they both ended up as part-owners of NBA teams.
Christian Laettner doesn't have as many rings, trophies, all star appearances, or endorsements as MJ, but they both ended up as part-owners of NBA teams.
John, I don't like Duke because they're a bunch of self-righteous thugs with a hypocritical coach (the fact that he's Polish has nothing to do with it) who recruits in New Jersey. In fact, the University as a whole has long sought Garden Staters, hence the nickname bestowed upon it by "real Southerners," the University of New Jersey at Durham.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/edisonlighthouse7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 139
The Best of Edison Lighthouse: Love Grows album at Amazon.com
