Song Parodies -> Bathroom Bits
| Original Song Title: | "Ballroom Blitz" |
| Original Performer: | Sweet |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bathroom Bits" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Enough is enough! Let this be the last one!
Oh, it's been getting so hard
livin' with the songs you post to me, uh-huh!
Oh, the smells are getting so strange.
All this excrement is getting to me.
Oh, I see a man at the back
as a matter of fact his face is as red as the sun.
And a girl in the corner, nobody would warn her
what he left, it ain't no number one.
Oh yeah, it was thickening!
Everybody was sickening!
And the songs they ain't snappy!
'Cause they all got real crappy!
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
And the man in the back left a nasal attack!
This site's filling up with bathroom bits!
And the girl in the corner will flee to California
to get away from the bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Ain't reaching out for that thing!
Touching that stuff, I don't wanna do!
Oh, softly I'm keeling over!
When I flush, then there's nothing left of poo!
Now the man in the back, he shows us his crack
and he doesn't mean cocaine, that guy!
And the girl in the corner is fresh air's dear mourner
all this stink has put a tear in her eye!
Oh yeah, it was revolting!
Everybody has been bolting!
And everybody is fleeting
from songs of excreting!
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
And the man in the back left a nasal attack!
This site's filling up with bathroom bits!
And the girl in the corner will flee to California
to get away from the bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Oh yeah, it was thickening!
Everybody was sickening!
And the songs they ain't snappy!
'Cause they all got real crappy!
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
And the man in the back left a nasal attack!
This site's filling up with bathroom bits!
And the girl in the corner will flee to California
to get away from the bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
livin' with the songs you post to me, uh-huh!
Oh, the smells are getting so strange.
All this excrement is getting to me.
Oh, I see a man at the back
as a matter of fact his face is as red as the sun.
And a girl in the corner, nobody would warn her
what he left, it ain't no number one.
Oh yeah, it was thickening!
Everybody was sickening!
And the songs they ain't snappy!
'Cause they all got real crappy!
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
And the man in the back left a nasal attack!
This site's filling up with bathroom bits!
And the girl in the corner will flee to California
to get away from the bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Ain't reaching out for that thing!
Touching that stuff, I don't wanna do!
Oh, softly I'm keeling over!
When I flush, then there's nothing left of poo!
Now the man in the back, he shows us his crack
and he doesn't mean cocaine, that guy!
And the girl in the corner is fresh air's dear mourner
all this stink has put a tear in her eye!
Oh yeah, it was revolting!
Everybody has been bolting!
And everybody is fleeting
from songs of excreting!
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
And the man in the back left a nasal attack!
This site's filling up with bathroom bits!
And the girl in the corner will flee to California
to get away from the bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Oh yeah, it was thickening!
Everybody was sickening!
And the songs they ain't snappy!
'Cause they all got real crappy!
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
And the man in the back left a nasal attack!
This site's filling up with bathroom bits!
And the girl in the corner will flee to California
to get away from the bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
Bathroom bits!
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LOL.... good, but I guarantee you that it won't be the last... muwahaha
Can't you use your mystical powers to prevent that, MrMac? Would it help if I said, "PLEASE?"
Maybe it is time for a merdatorium.
555, LOL, the $hit never stops. I guess I'll put on hold my version of "Smoke on the Water" for a while..............................
funny one...as opposed to a "runny" one...5s
Ah, the real poop on this fecal phenomenon floated and flushed on font footage.
ROFL
Bathroom humor=win
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