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Song Parodies -> "The Hockey Pneumonia and the Penalty Box Flu"

Original Song Title:

"The Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie-Woogie Flu"

Parody Song Title:

"The Hockey Pneumonia and the Penalty Box Flu"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Tonight's a big rivalry game, the New Jersey Devils vs. the New York Rangers at the Meadowlands. Let's go Dev-ils! RANGERS SUCK! Flyers sw... I'd better not finish that sentence. This is not WhatFreaks.
I wanna face-off with a puck, not ball.
I wanna holler but the joint's too tall.
Face-off rhythm's got a hold of me true.
I got the hockey pneumonia and the penalty box flu!

Got two minutes, hooking, that ain't all.
Goal interference, hey, ref, lousy call!
Face-off rhythm's got a hold of me true.
I got the hockey pneumonia and the penalty box flu!

I wanna go top-shelf but shot's too low.
I'd breakaway here but my feets too slow.
Face-off rhythm's got a hold of me true.
I got the hockey pneumonia and the penalty box flu!

(instrumental break)

I wanna play here and put on a show.
So drop the gloves now, baby, hey, let's go!
Face-off rhythm's got a hold of me true.
I got the hockey pneumonia and the penalty box flu!

Baby, something happened that ain't right.
My team lost the game, but I won the fight!
Face-off rhythm's got a hold of me true.
I got the hockey pneumonia and the penalty box flu!

Oo-woo-woo...wee!
Oo-woo-woo...wee!
Oo-woo-woo...wee!
Oo-woo-woo...wee!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 1.9
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Total Votes: 22

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AFW - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like Hockey is parody sport theme of the day...Good puckin' job, here
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
hat trick plus 2
Ann Hammond - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Michael Pacholek - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I must be psychic: There was all kinds of rough stuff in last night's game between the Meadowlands Marauders (next year, the Newark Nasties) and the Garden Goons (a.k.a. the Manhattan Muggers). But Zach Parise, whose Islander father Jean-Paul used to drive the Rags nuts, scored with seven minutes left in regulation to give the Devils a 2-1 win! Ha! RANGERS SUCK! 13 years down, only 41 more to go! (Last drought was 54 years.)
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I got the hockey pneumonia and the penalty box flu!

Are you sure you aren't describing the Philadelphia Flyers? They suck worse than New York. . .as an avid fan of all 30 teams, I couldn't be more happy than seeing two hockey parodies on the same day. . .Blues aren't in last, Tampa leads the SE, the Redwings don't lead the league and my personal rival--Chicago sux worse than my primary team. . .a good year all in all, hopefully next year will be even better. . .I'm betting on an upset in the Stanley Cup winner--won't say who yet, but the top teams are so tight nit--I think one of the lower seeds from either conference will take it home.
Michael Pacholek - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
The Flyers ARE terrible right now, but most Devils fans hate the Rangers more. Hence the jeer, "Rangers suck! Flyers s-----w!" As for who wins the Cup, I think it's wide open. Any one of 10 teams could do it, including my boys.
cray8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Very Puckin good. 5's
Dylan Baranski - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5! BRUINS RULE!
Dylan Baranski - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
BTW, Johnny Rivers did the OS, not Huey Piano Smith.
Michael Pacholek - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Uh, Dylan, Rivers did it in 1973. Smith did it in 1958. Don't bet me.

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