-> "I Burst at the Seams"
Original Song Title:
"I Go to Extremes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Burst at the Seams"
The Lyrics
Call me a porker, call me a slob.
Right at this moment, it's corn on the cob.
No Pepsi Crystal, got no relief.
I feel like I'm eating prime cuts of beef.
Sometimes it feels like I gain weight too fast.
I don't know how long my stomach will last.
Maybe an ulcer tonight.
Darling, I don't know why I burst at the seams.
Too much a big dork when I eat pork and beans.
And if the pizza I call leaves me feeling undertall
darling, I don't know why I burst at the seams.
Sometimes I'm hungry, sometimes I'm not.
Sometimes I check how much ice cream I got.
Maybe I'm taking a new diet pill.
Maybe it leads to addiction or kill.
Tell me how much more you think I can eat
until my artery clogging's complete.
Sometimes I've gotten my fill.
Darling, I don't know why I burst at the seams.
Too much a big dork when I eat pork and beans.
You see this diet I'm on, I won't be on it too long.
Darling, I don't know why I burst at the seams.
Out of McDonald's, into Starbucks.
Leaving the pie of key lime.
Either I'm starved or I'm perfectly stuffed every time.
Sometimes I lie awake night after night
barbecue enters my dreams.
Eager to chomp, ready to bite.
Why do I burst at the seams?
And if the pizza I call leaves me feeling undertall
darling, I don't know why I burst at the seams.
No, I don't know why I burst at the seams.
Too much a big dork when I eat pork and beans.
You see this diet I'm on, I won't be on it too long.
Darling, I don't know why I burst at the seams.
I don't know why, I don't know why!
I don't know why, I don't know why!
Out of McDonald's, into Starbucks!
I don't know why, I don't know...
BURP
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