-> "Take the Heat (Sarah Can't)"
Original Song Title:
"Baker Street" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Take the Heat (Sarah Can't)"
Sarah Palin, she can't take the heat.
Quit as Governor, term ain't complete.
Well, another crazy day.
She threw her job away.
'Cause she can't handle anything.
She's in Alaska, where it's oh so cold.
She's got lots of fanboys but she's got no soul.
Is because of a crime?
Bristol knocked up second time?
We've been guessing most everything.
Well, you know she's gonna keep talking.
You know she's never gonna stop squawking.
And she's lying, she's lying now.
Another year, she would've been losin'
or maybe she would then be in prison
but she's lying, she's lying now.
The lights are on but no one's in her place.
She opens her mouth, she's got that look on her face.
And you ask her how she's been.
"You betcha," she's been seen
all around doin' everything.
She's got this dream about runnin' our land.
Gonna drill for the oil and be the chief-of-command.
And then she'll settle down
in her redneck-hicky town
and forget about everything.
But you know she hasn't been thinkin'.
You know she's never gonna start thinkin'.
'Cause she's got a, got a head of stone.
And when you wake up, it's a new morning.
Obama's President, a nice morning.
But in Alaska, Palin ain't been home.
(long, long instrumental fadeout)
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