-> "Football in London"
Original Song Title:
"Werewolves of London"
Parody Song Title:
"Football in London"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
I saw a referee with a yellow card in his hand
for Ledley King's hard tackle in the rain.
The Tottenham Hotspur, they're well nigh fooked
for eating lasagne instead of chow mein.
A-Oiiii...
Football in London!
A-Oiiii...
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Football in London!
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If you see John Terry howling outside your door
you better not let him in.
A footballer's girlfriend got shagged late last night.
Captain of Chelsea again!
A-Oiiii...
Football in London!
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Football in London!
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(instrumental break)
He's the twitchy-headed gent who sold off Darren Bent.
Harry Redknapp, Spurs' manager don't play fair.
You better stay away from him, or he'll bankrupt your club, Jim.
Ha! He ain't no Graham Taylor!
A-Oiiii...
Football in London!
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Football in London!
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Well, did you see an Arsenal fan walking with the Queen?
Call themselves the Pride of North London.
"No," says Arsene Wenger, "I did not see it.
But at least I maintain our fundin'"
I saw a West Ham hooligan dishing out a right hiding.
And his hair was perfect.
A-Oiiii...
Football in London!
Ha! Draw blood!
A-Oiiii...
Football in London!
A-Oiiii...
(instrumental fadeout)
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