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Song Parodies -> "Mama Said (To Knock You Out)"

Original Song Title:

"Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Mama Said (To Knock You Out)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

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(instrumental opening)

Doncha call this thing a comeback!
I been rockin' 'em for years!
I'm gonna get you, sucker
and I'll fill ya full o' fears!
I'm makin' the tears rain
down like a monsoon!
I'm beatin' the competition
and I'm lowerin' the boom!

Mama said to knock you out!
Mama said to knock you out!
You ain't got chance this bout, no!

I'm gonna rock this land
and I'll take you, boy, by storm!
I'll bash this beat like your skull
and I'm just gettin' warm!
I'm blastin' and outlastin'!
I don't care if you'll allow!
You're takin' a ten-count, Kool Moe Dee!
How ya like me now?

Mama said to knock you out!
Mama said to knock you out!
You ain't got chance in this bout, no!
You ain't got chance in this bout!

(instrumental break)

I'm gonna mess you up
and you're gonna understand
I'm the man of the hour
and I'm not your average man!
Destruction, terror, mayhem!
I think I'm gonna bomb a town!
I'm about to explode
and now you're going down!

Mama said to knock you out!
Mama said to knock you out!
You ain't got chance in this bout, no!
You ain't got chance in this bout!

Mama said to, Mama said to...
Mama said to, Mama said to...
Mama said to, Mama said to...
Mama said to, Mama said to...
You ain't got chance in this bout!
You ain't got chance in this bout!
You ain't got chance in this bout!
You ain't got chance in this bout!

(instrumental close)
Anybody wanna try rewriting "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)" to the rhythm of "Mama Said Knock You Out"? If so, you're braver than I am.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
it knocked me out...5s
carol - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
eight nine ten. You win! three 5's
Olvan The Terrible - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't say I know either song, but the idea of the band behind "Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog" singing old-school rap amuses me greatly. Three fives.
stuart mcarthur - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, what Olvan said, and esp. ditto the thumbs down to TDN for their Jeremiah the Bullfrog - 555
MrMacphisto - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... great idea... 5-5-5

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