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Song Parodies -> "Have You Ever Heard Him Sing"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Ever Seen the Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Have You Ever Heard Him Sing"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

First Petra Nemcova, now Mischa Barton. Do these women not have ears? Thanks to Rod Stewart, for singing this original song on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" last night. On his best day, the Blunt Instrument will never approach Rod's greatness.
(instrumental opening)

Someone told me long ago
just be calm when comes his song.
Oh, no!
It's been coming for long time!

When it's over, I must say
don't care if it's sunny day.
Oh, no!
Kill this guy, I oughter!

I wanna know:
Have you ever heard him sing?
I wanna know:
Have you ever heard him sing?
Coming down
with crummy song!

Yesterday and days before
radio says his song's hot.
Oh, no!
Been that way the whole damn year!

Played forever, British boy
with annoying, grating voice.
Oh, no!
Please, James, stop, you blunder!

I wanna know:
Have you ever heard him sing?
I wanna know:
Have you ever heard him sing?
Coming down
with crummy song!

Aaaaaaaaghhhh!
I wanna know:
Have you ever heard him sing?
I wanna know:
Have you ever heard him sing?
Coming down
with crummy song!

(instrumental close)
But it's time to face the truth... James, I'm still so sick of you!

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Arwen - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Sleep soundly tonight, Mister Pacholek, knowing that I, for one, will NEVER fall for him. Bleah...he creeps me out!
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
i'm unfamiliar with him but that sounds like a good thing....5s
TJC - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Ditto alvin on this... nice skewering of this `dung sung zero'
Michael Pacholek - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Bless you, My Lady. Alvin: I'm talking about James Blunt of "You're Beautiful" infamy.
Meriadoc - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I've always had a soft spot for the word "oughter"...
2Eagle - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
When I saw the title I had a feeling you were singing about James Blunt. It looks like you made one of his fans mad. Anyway, this was a hoot -5's.
Ravyn Rant - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you. Someone had to say it.
Paul Robinson - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael, like alvin and TJC I've never heard James Blunt sing...and that sounds like a very good thing, too...I like the parody, too...as a note about Rod Stewart, though...when he was singing old "standards" a couple years ago I thought he sucked...I remember I was out at my Dad's a couple years ago and we were surfing the TV channels in vain for something moderately watchable...I found some variety show where Stewart was decked out in 1940's threads and crooning some old tune...Dad and I watched it and I commented, "Say Dad, he's singing a song that you probably know pretty well"...thinking it might..continued later...
The Charnstar - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
The real question is.. have you ever heard ME sing
Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
2Eagle: Just call me Western Union, 'cause I really telegraphed that one! It's like Petra survived the tsunami of the millennium... for HIM? In the words of the immortal Vince Lombardi, "What the HELL's goin' ON out here?" Charn: No, I haven't heard you sing. But if I had five minutes left to live, and I could hear ONE more song, and could choose between you and the Blunt Instrument, I'd go with the devil I don't know.

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