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Song Parodies -> "New Fib In Town"

Original Song Title:

"New Kid In Town"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"New Fib In Town"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Ever notice that, every time Georgie Bush is caught in a lie used to justify a position, he tells a new lie to justify it?
(instrumental opening)

There's talk on the street, it sounds so familiar.
New protestations, everybody's slamming you.
People you meet, they've figured you out, now.
Even your old friends now see you're so untrue.

Georgie comes hately.
With a new fib in town.
Nobody believes it.
(Woo...)
And he's let them down.

We look at his lies, the falsehoods he still will say.
Hopeless and frantic, there you go again.
And after a while, we're looking the other way.
It's this restless land he'll never mend.

Oh...
Georgie comes hately.
With a new fib in town.
People once loved him.
(Woo...)
But they've come around!

(instrumental break)

There's so many times that, lies, he's told you.
But night after night, he only would scold you.
Just scold you.
Tears now enfold you!
Ooooh...

There's talk on the street, it's there to remind you
that it really matters which side you're on.
He threw you away, and he's laughing behind you.
You must never forget him, lest somebody worse comes along!

Where you been lately?
There's a new guy in town!
People will love him!
(Won't they?)
And they'll embrace him
with Bush not around!
Oh, my, my, my my...
No more of your new fibs in town!

Oo-woo...
Everybody's hearing 'bout your new fib in town!
Oo-woo...
Everybody's sneering at your new fib in town!

There's a new fib in town!
(I don't wanna hear it!)
There's a new fib in town!
(Ooooh...)
There's a new fib in town!

There's a new fib in town!
(Everybody's hearing!)
There's a new fib in town!
(Everybody's sneering!)
There's a new fib in town!
(Ooooh...)
There's a new fib in town!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Ravyn Rant - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
"You must never forget him lest somebody worse comes along"... damn, you're good. 555
AFW - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well said, and politcally correct..
John Barry - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Georgie, Georgie, putting out lies; giving you for this one, fives.
alvin rhodes - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
ain't THAT the truth...5s (no lie)
Tommy Turtle - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, did notice that... "Georgie comes hately" - great switch, not Bush league... 111. (A lie?? - there's videotape showing 5s?? Unpatriotic to show it!)
metvguy - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
How true, how true. 555
Michael Pacholek - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, everyone. Ravyn: You are a very astute and observant person.
Larry Hensley - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
So true, 5's
Red Ant - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I cannot tell a lie: this was good.

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