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Song Parodies -> "Delicious Rinds"

Original Song Title:

"Suspicious Minds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Delicious Rinds"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

An eating parody to the tune of an Elvis song? Will wonders never cease.
Pig out on the fruit. I can't throw out.
Because I love it too much, baby.
Why can't you see past the Vitamin C
when you don't believe the skin's got A?

I can go on forever
on delicious rinds.
(Delicious rinds!)
And I can fill my need
with delicious rinds.

So if an apple core
it gives me so much more
would I still need some carrots for my eyes?

Here I go again
eat the fruit and then
you can't see the peels and skins I'm frying.
(Skins I'm frying!)

I can go on forever
on delicious rinds.
(Delicious rinds!)
And I can fill my need
with delicious rinds.

Won't let orange survive
or all those potatoes' eyes.
Let's don't let a good skin lie.
No, honey, you know I'll always
ap-peal to you.
Mm-mm, yeah, good!

Pig out on the fruit. I can't throw out.
Because I love it too much, baby.
Why can't you see past the Vitamin C
when you don't believe the skin's got A?

Oh, don't you know
Pig out on the fruit. I can't throw out.
Because I love it too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know
Pig out on the fruit. I can't throw out.
Because I love it too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know
Pig out on the fruit. I can't throw out.
Because I love it too much, baby.

Oh, don't you know
Pig out on the fruit. I can't throw out.
Because I love it too much, baby.

(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
As the eating-the-rinds-parodies go, this one's Elvis than most.
alvin rhodes - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
too funny...5s
Michael Pacholek - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, I didn't think you could SINK so low... LOL
John Barry - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Delicious title.
Arwen - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
It's a little fruity...; )
Philo - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
if you like this you will love this one http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/elvis6.shtml

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