-> "Bone of Contention"
Original Song Title:
"Ball of Confusion"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bone of Contention"
The Lyrics
Eleanor: People moving out, people moving in
barely getting by, by the teeth of their skin.
Group: Bum, bum, bum, in Texas he still hides.
Eleanor: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
"Vote for me, and Iraq is free!"
Group: Crap on, Dubya, crap on!
Al: The only person fit to serve the Bush Administration
is a preacher!
And the CEOs resemble nothing more or less...
than a leecher!
Labor union, no communion
Dubya's minions' nuts opinions!
Aggravation, humiliation
indignation of our nation!
Group: Bone of contention!
The guy who runs our U.S.A.!
Paul: The sale of pills goes to Rush Limbaugh!
Rumsfeld's prisons give us shock and awe!
Our people ashamed of this bummer crime!
Eleanor: And ohhhh...
Group: The beatings go on.
Al: Evolution no solution
gun control ain't their goal
line their pockets way too much
kick old people, steal their crutch.
Republicans say more tax cuts
will solve everything!
James: The surplus is gonnnne...
Group: So 'round and around and around we go.
What this guy will do next, nobody knows.
(harmonica break)
Al: Ahhhh, great googa-mooga
Dubya, gonna sock it to ya!
Group: He's a bone of contention!
The guy who runs our U.S.A.!
Eleanor: Fear in the air, Ashcroft put it there.
Unemployment's rising fast.
Fifty bucks a tank of gas.
Al: And the only safe place to live
is Cheney's undisclosed location!
James: The Trade Center's gonnnne...
Eleanor: Eve of disgustion, tax reduction.
Paul: Homeland protectors, judge rejectors.
James: Mob shows in demand
Republicans out of hand.
Al: Homicide, Prozac pills
Enron fraud and oil spills!
People all over the world
wish we'd voted for Gore!
James: Well, we did
but the votes are gonnnne...
(harmonica break)
Al: Ahhhh, great googa-mooga
Kerry, votes are comin' to ya!
Group: He's a bone of contention!
The guy who runs our U.S.A.!
Paul: Lemme hear, lemme hear,
lemme hear, lemme hear!
Group: He's a bone of contention!
The guy who runs our U.S.A.!
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