Song Parodies -> I Love You for Superficial Reasons
| Original Song Title: | "I Love You for Sentimental Reasons" |
| Original Performer: | Nat King Cole |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Love You for Superficial Reasons" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
I can't believe no one's ever thought of this one before.
I love you for superficial reasons.
I grope at you
believe you me.
I'm feeling up your heart.
Yes, and I love you
and silicone was meant for me.
Please give your lovin'
glands to me
and say I've got your parts.
I think of you every morning.
Dream of you every night.
My darling, you make me horny
because you're in my sight.
I love you for superficial reasons.
I grope at you
believe you me.
So say I've got your parts.
I grope at you
believe you me.
I'm feeling up your heart.
Yes, and I love you
and silicone was meant for me.
Please give your lovin'
glands to me
and say I've got your parts.
I think of you every morning.
Dream of you every night.
My darling, you make me horny
because you're in my sight.
I love you for superficial reasons.
I grope at you
believe you me.
So say I've got your parts.
The opinions expressed by the narrator of this song are not necessarily those of the author, who imagines Arwen raising her handbag, ready to lower it very hard.
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one of the truest "love" songs i've ever heard..great concept...5s
OK, I've just got finished filling up these 5's with botox so I'm bouncing them over to you now, Michael...
Firm but tender parody....555
Darling...I wouldn't get mad if you only loved me for superficial reasons...as long as you spent lots of money on me...; ) Nice job...and extra credit for your post script...=)
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