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Song Parodies -> "Love the One Who's Sith"

Original Song Title:

"Love the One You're With"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stephen Stills

Parody Song Title:

"Love the One Who's Sith"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

For Natalie Portman. She's not a Sith Lord's wife, but she's about to play one in a movie. And, of course, the original is also known as, "If you can't be with the one you love, honey, screw their roommate instead."
If you're down and confused
and your Jedi husband doesn't seem enthused
wholesome goodness slips away
'cause Episode III premieres today.

Lightsabre in his thick black glove
and its red blade carves up the dove.
And if the Jedi was the one you loved, Padme
love the one who's Sith.
Love the one who's Sith.
Love the one who's Sith.
Love the one who's Sith.

(Yoda: Doo-do, doo-do, do, do-doo!
Doo-do, doo-do, do, do-doo!
Doo-do, doo-do, do, do-doo!
Doo-do! Do-do-doo!)

Don't be angry, don't be sad
just because your Jedi has gone so bad.
There's a world that the Death Star blew
and the rebels wonder just what to do.

Lightsabre in his thick black glove
and its red blade carves up the dove.
And if the Jedi was the one you loved, Padme
love the one who's Sith.
Love the one who's Sith.
Love the one who's Sith.
Love the one who's Sith.

(Yoda: Doo-do, doo-do, do, do-doo!
Doo-do, doo-do, do, do-doo!
Doo-do, doo-do, do, do-doo!
Doo-do! Do-do-doo!)

(instrumental break)

You won't live to see the joy.
There's a girl, and there's a boy.
And they will grow up and make it nice
and free the people from Empire's vise.

And the Jedi rose through the gift of love.
New Republic rise with the dove.
And you can look down at the one you love, honey:
Jedi ghost, not Sith!
Jedi ghost, not Sith!
Jedi ghost, not Sith!
Jedi ghost, not Sith!

(Ewoks: Doo-do, doo-do, do, do-doo!
Doo-do, doo-do, do, do-doo!
Doo-do, doo-do, do, do-doo!
Doo-do! Do-do-doo!)
"Laughter? Hmpf! Fives? Hmpf! A Jedi craves not these things." -- Yoda. Well, Yoda did not forsee Amiright.

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Kristof Robertson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it, did I...mmmmm. 555
Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I see Darth Ones has attacked. Well, we don't need to see his papers. He's not the droid we're looking for. We can go on about our business. Move along.

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