Song Parodies -> Crumblin' Man
| Original Song Title: | "Ramblin' Man" |
| Original Performer: | The Allman Brothers Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crumblin' Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Sadly, this is all too close to being true. My father used to be able to play the piano, but now his fingers are too wracked to play. My mother's had a bad back for a while now. And me? Oy, better you shouldn't ask...
(instrumental opening)
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Tryin' to stop the achin', and doin' the best I can.
So when it's time for leavin', I hope You'll understand
that You made me a crumblin' man.
My father had arthritis in his joints, y'all.
His fingers couldn't type or grip a gun.
And mama's back thrown out of joint on Greyhound bus.
Inherit their genes, what I done.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Tryin' to stop the achin', and doin' the best I can.
So when it's time for leavin', I hope You'll understand
that You made me a crumblin' man.
(instrumental break)
I'm on my way to Rochester this mornin'.
The one in Minnesota, not New York.
They got themselves a clinic there called the Mayo, yeah.
I hope they've got some cure that's gonna work.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Tryin' to stop the achin', and doin' the best I can.
So when it's time for leavin', I hope You'll understand
that You made me a crumblin' man.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
(long instrumental close)
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Tryin' to stop the achin', and doin' the best I can.
So when it's time for leavin', I hope You'll understand
that You made me a crumblin' man.
My father had arthritis in his joints, y'all.
His fingers couldn't type or grip a gun.
And mama's back thrown out of joint on Greyhound bus.
Inherit their genes, what I done.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Tryin' to stop the achin', and doin' the best I can.
So when it's time for leavin', I hope You'll understand
that You made me a crumblin' man.
(instrumental break)
I'm on my way to Rochester this mornin'.
The one in Minnesota, not New York.
They got themselves a clinic there called the Mayo, yeah.
I hope they've got some cure that's gonna work.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Tryin' to stop the achin', and doin' the best I can.
So when it's time for leavin', I hope You'll understand
that You made me a crumblin' man.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
Lord, You made me a crumblin' man.
(long instrumental close)
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You've described me to a T3, L5-S1. . . .
sad story....happens to us all
Ouch. Am always dreading a visit from Uncle Arth. So far, only he comes 'round only occasionally, but always to the same single joint--first (i. e., bottom) one on right hand index finger--but has really worn out his welcme by the time he sliips away a couple weeks later. Except for no dietary correlation, the weird, highly localized,and absolutely consistent pain site would make me wonder whether it mightn't be Auntie Gout gone lost. :-)
This really Rocks, Sir Michael. A lot of fun to hear these wacky words !!! Defintely ~Cabo Wabo~ worthy!!
Hey Michael, I know a really good chiropractor, not far from you...Dr. Schick, in HP, north on Rt. 27. Oh the parody--well done! 555
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