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Song Parodies -> "Tom DeLay Makes Me Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"Go Away, Little Girl"

Original Performer:

Steve Lawrence

Parody Song Title:

"Tom DeLay Makes Me Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I'm assuming that John A. Barry has more room in the Pile-On-The-Hammer Suite.
Tom DeLay makes me hurl.
Tom DeLay makes me hurl.
I'm not supposed to be controlled by him.

I know that his perks are sweet
but Congress, they now should meet.
He belongs in Leavenworth or our future is grim.

Aw...
Tom DeLay makes me hurl.
Tom DeLay makes me hurl.
It's hurting me more each time I think of DeLay!

When he's on TV like this
he's much too hard not to diss.
Yeah...
Tom DeLay makes me hurl.
"Throw him away!" says the world.
Aw...
Tom DeLay makes me hurl.
And will as long as he'll stay.

Go away...

Congress, please toss him out!
When he's on TV like this
he's much too hard not to diss.
Yeah...
Tom DeLay makes me hurl.
"Throw him away!" says the world.
Aw...
Tom DeLay makes me hurl.
And will as long as he'll stay.

Go away!

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alvin rhodes - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
amen to that...5s
Your Worst Nightmare - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I have no idea who this DeLay guy is, but apparently he must be pretty bad seeing as no one from the left or the right seems to be defending him right now.

By the way, Steve Lawrence has weapons of mass destruction.
Tim Hall - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Steve and Eydie will be in Las Vegas at the Stardust on October 26 demonstrating their weapons of mass destruction!
Robert J. Pagliaro - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Well said.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Eydie? Who on earth is Eydie? Sounds like an odd name... Like a...TERRORIST NAME! She definitely has WMD.
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, she used to have a paid of weapons of mass distraction, but let's just say time has not been as kind to her as it's been to, say, Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, Ann-Margret or Suzanne Somers.
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Did everybody see the new issue of Rolling Stone? Sorry, Arwen, not another Orlando Bloom cover. It's got an article about the most evil man in the universe. And a cover story about Darth Vader. Tom DeLay makes Darth Vader look like Mister Rogers. Seriously, who'd you rather have as a neighbor? At least Darth Vader could teach you Jedi mind tricks to use to get women to sleep with you.

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