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Song Parodies -> "Beyond the Tee"

Original Song Title:

"Beyond the Sea"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Beyond the Tee"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

You'd think after D-Day, the liberation of Paris, the crushing of the Nazis, being the first commander of NATO, winning two landslide elections as President, ending the Korean War, keeping his party more or less moderate fo eight years, desegregating Little Rock Central High and preventing World War III, Dwight D. Eisenhower would be remembered for more than playing golf. Oh well, at least we've all forgotten "that woman," Kay Summersby.
Somewhere... beyond the tee
right there, hole number three
Ike makes a stand in trap of sand
and watches the ball that goes sailin'.

Somewhere... beyond the tee
he's there, feeling so free.
His ball will fly, his score's so high
and into the pond it goes sailin'.

A shock... in Little Rock
He beat Faubus, that goon.
I know, without a doubt
That U-2 plane's no weather balloon.

He warned... of the complex
military-industrial hex.
Happy he'll be beyond the tee
While young be the men that go sailin'.

(instrumental break)

I know, without a doubt
That U-2 plane's no weather balloon.

He warned, he warned of the complex
military-industrial hex.
Happy he'll be beyond the tee
While young be the men that go sailin'.
They'll go sailin'.
They'll go sailin'.
Ike's ball sailin'.

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alvin rhodes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
swingin'
2Eagle - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You remember your history well.
Royce Miller - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, I like this original song very much, they don't write em like this anymore; and your parody is excellent.

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