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Song Parodies -> "COVID Time Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Summertime Blues"

Original Performer:

Eddie Cochran

Parody Song Title:

"COVID Time Blues"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

(instrumental opening)

Well, I'm a-gonna raise a fuss, I'm a-gonna raise a holler.
'Cause I ain't workin', if I were, I still couldn't spend a dollar.
Every time I call my baby, with somethin' to ask
that girl says, "No dice, boy, we can't kiss through a mask."

Sometimes, I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
'cause there ain't no cure, so it's COVID time blues.

(instrumental break)

Well, my Mom and Pop, they told me, "Son, just keep a social distance.
Don't you come over by car, at our doctor's strong insistence."
Well, I can't go to work, heard the boss there is sick.
And the Governor of Florida is taking the mick.

Sometimes, I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
'cause there ain't no cure, so it's COVID time blues.

(instrumental break)

I'm gonna take two weeks, or might take until Thanksgiving.
But I'll be walking on Election Day, 'cause Donald, this ain't living.
Well, don't call no Congressmen, 'cause I say, quote:
"You screwed this up you bum, so for Biden, we vote!"

Sometimes, I wonder what I'm a-gonna do
'cause there ain't no cure, so it's COVID time blues.

(instrumental close)

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Pacing: 1.9
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Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 23

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harry - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Quick! Get Daltrey and Townsend on Zoom to cover this now.
BB - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Ditto on bringing Daltrey and Townshend for this version! I'm certain these guys might find time for it...
Michael McVey - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Biden is no longer mentally competent to handle a crisis of this magnitude, but still a good spoof.
DT - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
I'm the dumbest slime douche.
Michael Pacholek - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
McVey, Biden is more competent to handle anything than you are to comment on this.
Phil Alexander - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Er.. *Biden* is the one not mentally competent to handle this??? Jeez.. have you listened to the guy who's supposed to be in charge at the moment? Ah.. I get it: you're doing what Don does: projecting his own failings onto those he doesn't like.
mouselover - May 05, 2020 - Report this comment
So many people gave this all ones. Do they not realize that these themed parodies are a way for us parodists to cope with the crisis? If you truly don't like it, don't rate or comment.

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