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Song Parodies -> "I'm Driving Rudolph"

Original Song Title:

"I Shot the Sheriff"

Original Performer:

Bob Marley

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Driving Rudolph"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Answer song to you know what.
I'm driving Rudolph
but I did not kill no grandmother!
I'm driving Rudolph
but I did not kill no grandmother!

All around in that small town
they want to bring Santa down.
They want to bring me in guilty
for the killing of an old lady
who don't even believe in me.
But I swear...

I'm driving Rudolph.
But I swear I flew over the fence.
I'm driving Rudolph.
They say there's hoofprints marking her Depends.

Her grandson don't believe in me.
For what, I don't know.
Every time I go down chimney
he say, "I don't see shiny nose."
He say, "I don't see shiny nose."
But I swear...

I'm driving Rudolph.
But I swear I flew over the fence.
I'm driving Rudolph.
But I swear I flew over the fence.

Reindeer suited up that day
and I started from the Pole.
All of a sudden I hit that kid's town
and I see his grandma go down
and he says I knocked her down.
But I swear...

I'm driving Rudolph
but I did not kill no grandmother!
I'm driving Rudolph
but I did not kill no grandmother!

Rolexes got his dad silenced
and new shoes, mom's anger condensed.
Every year the chimney I go down
but one day the bottom might be hot.
Yes, one day, the kid might make it hot.

But I swear...

I'm driving Rudolph
but I did not kill no grandmother! Oh, no.
I'm driving Rudolph
but I did not kill no grandmother! Oh, no.
If the red suit does fit, you must acquit!

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Guy - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Kind of grinchy in a fun way. Like how you integrated the old 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer' song into this. Well done.
Melhi - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Great idea!
Diva - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Very creative twist, Michael! =)
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Which is worse, driving that Rudolfh or driving a Vixen? Is that the best comment I could come up with? Am I rednosed, I mean redshirted, I mean readeyed? So many questions. I guess so. END RANT COMMENT. :-)
The Great Karlando - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
You're on a roll today, Michael.
Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
No reindeer, no cry.
Johnny D - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, and by the way, good job on this parody, ganjaman.
Leah Lockhart - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Hee hee hee. Hoofprint markings on her Depends?? Great idea. Good job.
Claude Prez - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Grandpa obviously framed him. Like they said---very creative idea, well done, and the Depends line was great.

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