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Song Parodies -> "Bleep"

Original Song Title:

"Beep"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pussycat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Bleep"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Some of you wonder why I would take a nice, clean, wholesome song like the Dolls' "duet" with will.i.am. of the Black Eyed Peas and turn it into a George W. Bash. Some of you know damn well why I do it: Because he deserves it.
(America)
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!
Oy-yi-yi, oy-yi-yi!

(Mike)
It's funny how a man's got his head up his (Bleep!)
Thinks he's hot (Bleep!) but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
He's got real big cash but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
Bringin' lots o' pain while he's acting like an (Bleep!)

(Bush)
I don't give a (Bleep!) that you think I'm an (Bleep!)
'Cause it don't mean a thing that you're thinkin' I'm an (Bleep!)
I'm-a do my thing while you're sittin' on your (Bleep!)
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

(Mike)
Every day's the same!
Like he's still in seventh grade!
Nobody can get through to him!
He goes...

(Bush)
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

(Mike)
He's always got a plan
but he will never be the man
'cause it falls out of his hands!
He goes...

(Bush)
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

(Mike)
I keep putting him down
'cause he's such a stupid clown
now the country's come around
that is the way he's going down!

And he doesn't know
doesn't know he's...

(Bush)
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

(Mike)
It's funny how a man's got his head up his (Bleep!)
Thinks he's hot (Bleep!) but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
He's got real big cash but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
Bringin' lots o' pain while he's acting like an (Bleep!)

(Bush)
I don't give a (Bleep!) that you think I'm an (Bleep!)
'Cause it don't mean a thing that you're thinkin' I'm an (Bleep!)
I'm-a do my thing while you're sittin' on your (Bleep!)
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

(Mike)
He don't know that "No!"
don't mean "Yes!" it means "No!"
So just hold up! Wait a minute!
Georgie, your brain just ain't in it!
You're a mental patient
into war you're rushing like you're anxious
and, oy, you're so aggressive
to try and get your (Oy!)

Do you know what I know?
We don't want to go there!

And he doesn't know
doesn't know he's...

(Bush)
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

(Mike)
Only wants what he wants but...

(Bush)
Nyah nyah nyah! Nyah nyah nyah!

(Mike)
It's funny how a man's got his head up his (Bleep!)
Thinks he's hot (Bleep!) but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
He's got real big cash but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
Bringin' lots o' pain while he's acting like an (Bleep!)

(Bush)
I don't give a (Bleep!) that you think I'm an (Bleep!)
'Cause it don't mean a thing that you're thinkin' I'm an (Bleep!)
I'm-a do my thing while you're sittin' on your (Bleep!)
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

(Mike)
Dumb-dumb, dumb-dumb
dumb, dumb, dumb!
Dumb-dumb, dumb-dumb
dumb, dumb, dumb!
Dumb-dumb, dumb-dumb
dumb, dumb, dumb!
Dumb-dumb, dumb-dumb
dumb, dumb, dumb!

(Bush)
Ooh, you've got it bad, I can tell!
You think it's bad, but oh well!
Dude, what you got for me
is something I
Something I don't see!
Oh!

(Mike)
It's funny how a man's got his head up his (Bleep!)
Thinks he's hot (Bleep!) but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
He's got real big cash but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
Bringin' lots o' pain while he's acting like an (Bleep!)

(Bush)
I don't give a (Bleep!) that you think I'm an (Bleep!)
'Cause it don't mean a thing that you're thinkin' I'm an (Bleep!)
I'm-a do my thing while you're sittin' on your (Bleep!)
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

(Mike)
It's funny how a man's got his head up his (Bleep!)
Thinks he's hot (Bleep!) but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
He's got real big cash but he's acting like an (Bleep!)
Bringin' lots o' pain while he's acting like an (Bleep!)

(Bush)
I don't give a (Bleep!) that you think I'm an (Bleep!)
'Cause it don't mean a thing that you're thinkin' I'm an (Bleep!)
I'm-a do my thing while you're sittin' on your (Bleep!)
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Who's laughin' now, Mr. 33 Percent? Good luck, Josh Bolten, you're gonna need it!

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 11

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AFW - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
this is pretty bleepin' good...right, bleep on..
YAD - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
444 It was PRETTY good, yeah. Shame I can't give you the full fives this day, Michael, this is mostly because of the lack of variation in chorus. Three different Pussies sing the chorus, Nicole does it thrice, so I'd think that would make for good chorus variation. Chorus variation, blah blah blah... yak yak yak... But it was funny, that's what matters.
Arwen - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Nicole does it thrice? Are you telling me that the Pussycat Dolls actually have names? And furthermore...that people know those names? Fascinating...; )

5s, Michael...=) I don't usually jump on your political stuff, but the OS is a recent guilty pleasure of mine, so I had to check it out...=) Great job!!
Tommy Turtle - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS even remotely, but certainly can't disagree with the sentiment.
YAD - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Arwen, I believe their names are Nicole, Ashley, Pookie, Yummy, Bouncy, and Not-Very-Young-But-Still-Lovely. I especially enjoy watching the Pussycat Dolls' videos, even with sound turned to mute. Does that make me evil, or what?
Michael Pacholek - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Still no comments for the people whose "porn" is Bush's politics.
Ballooncall - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
It's like "Can the Hulk defeat the Thing from Fantastic 4?" can Michael Pacholek out-bushbash William Tong? Cheers Michael.
Whoa geeze - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Can the Incredible Hulk defeat the Thing? Can Michael Pacholek Bush-whack enough to soothe his 'gardening' desires? Find out in the next exciting installment on AmIRight!
Michael Pacholek - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
And still no comments from the Bush acolytes! Guess they finally got real lives!
brittany - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
ok ppl why do u use big words?? well w/e i thought it was fnny!!
Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Could I really have gotten away with this one? No Lurker? No Linda Terhune? No "Sarcastic Paranoid"? Did you all not see it? Wow... Or, as the Dolls would say, "Doncha wish your President was smart like me?"
Michael Pacholek - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess I'm just a talentless hack who thinks he's smart for hating Bush.
Michael Pacholek - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice try, "Bernard." (Inside joke. FAR inside.) It took 12 days for one of the Bush people to comment on it... and another month and a half for me to see it! Wow. For your information, I am a VERY talented hack, who knows he's smart for seeing through the Bush lies... and exhausted from doing so, because they're so many lies, so little time.
Linda - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Since you asked; I didn't get it, I know it was bashing bush, but that's nothing new around here... I didn't know the song and so I could not even vote in a score. Just because you wild arse liberals are such potty mouthed "behind the scences bad mouthing" egocentrics, doesn't mean I have to trash all the songs I don't personally believe in and give them all ones. I do comment if I think they are "dumb" (a fav word for your bush parodies), or really just don't fast and cruddy. But the trashing bashing game in the comment sections (especially not my own parodies) and on the 'behind the scenes message boards' (I was shown tonight - very nice!), are really done by people who are intolerant to the point of spite, like Immoral Liberal, Carol, You, CAT and Red Ant, (especially behind the scenes) - not a very nice group and certainly not fair and especially not tolerant for being the tolerant party in our society.
Pink Panther - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm glad I wasn't old enough to vote during the election, because I couldn't have voted. Actually, I don't like Bush, but I can't stand John Kerry, because probably if he'd have won, he would have said, "Okay, let's end this war. Oh, wait. Never mind. Let's keep fighting. No, wait, let's end this! No, wait, I can't decide. Could you give me a couple of years to make up my mind?" Honestly, I would've voted for Ralph Nader. Anyway, I do KTOS, so nice job. 5,4,5.

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