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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Brown-Dripped Lawyer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph the Brown-Dripped Lawyer"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This is hardly the first parody to mock Rudy Giuliani, even to this song. But it is the first to this song that's updated for his current situation. As Michael Che said on "Saturday Night Live," now, he's called the 911 Mayor because he only has $9.11 in his bank account.
You know Miller and Spicer and Meadows and Bannon.
Preibus and Kelly, Mulvaney and Sessions.
But do you recall...
the most heinous sub-Trump of all?

Rudolph the brown-dripped lawyer
has to pay a lot of bucks.
And if you ever saw him
you would even say he sucks.

All the Georgia poll workers
heard him laugh and call them names.
Now he's going to get disbarred
and can't play no more legal games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
he called Trump to say:
"Donald, with your face so peach
won't you help me from this breach?"

He thought that Donald loved him.
But he responded with glee:
"Rudolph the brown-dripped lawyer
I only care about me!
Don't care 'bout you, believe me!"
What, did you think I was going to say, "Donald, with your face so orange?" Nothing rhymes with "orange"!

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Total Votes: 393

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Zen Adam B. - December 20, 2023 - Report this comment
Almost as good as mine: Rudolph the Fooliani. Good news: tronald is being kicked of the ballot! Easy reelection for Biden and the ultramagas are boohooing badly!
Phil Alexander - December 21, 2023 - Report this comment
It's kinda funny that these people who even after being lied to and ripped off by a pretend billionaire narcissistic conman *still* have their noses firmly pressed into the flabby recesses of his orange butthole, yet call others "Biden-rimming" even when Biden isn't mentioned in the song. The projection is total, even down to the adjectives "goose-stepping lawless seditious treasonous un-American"; it's scary how many do have that sort of viewpoint, even if it is nowhere near the claimed 99%. It's also telling how these cowards always post anonymously, or pretending to be people they're not - it is *very* clear that they don't actually believe the lies they spout - if they did, they'd do it proudly as themselves. But they know they're lying.

It's clear Rudy got what was coming to him, and the way he's going, repeating the same lies even after the judgment against him.. what odds he'll be behind bars for contempt of court before the end of next year?

Say.. did the Kaiser Chiefs get any kind of popularity over there?
eeL deaL - December 21, 2023 - Report this comment
doesn't Dump deserve to be sued for at least a couple billion dollars?
Duc4AmIRight - December 27, 2023 - Report this comment
So Happy Holidays! Michael, I want the next Epic Rap Battle parody, Jimmy Neutron vs. Buck Rogers! Possibly the boy genius vs the classic hero of the past whose adventures were both in outer space.

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