Song Parodies -> Thick Louse
| Original Song Title: | "Brick House" |
| Original Performer: | The Commodores |
| Parody Song Title: | "Thick Louse" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
I can't believe no Amirighter has done this song yet. Surely, King Tong should've thought of it! I guess I'm the first. That's one small step for me...
He's a thick...louse.
He's dummy dummy, he's throwin' our jobs out.
He's a thick...louse.
His mind is cracked and that's a fact, ain't nothing to hold back.
He's a thick...louse.
He's the one, the only one who blew it in 2001.
We're together, everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.
He knew he had everything
that a fascist needs to rule the land, yeah.
How could he lose, with what he had to use?
36 votes for Gore, dirty tricks!
Can't let you count by hand!
He's a thick...louse.
He's dummy dummy, he's throwin' our jobs out.
He's a thick...louse.
His mind is cracked and that's a fact, ain't nothing to hold back.
He's a thick...louse.
He's the one, the only one who blew it in 2001.
The clothes he wears, his redneck ways
make Democrats wish for younger days.
He knows he's lied and knows how to please
corporate guys who keep us on our knees.
He's a thick...louse.
He's dummy dummy, he's throwin' our jobs out.
He's a thick...louse.
His mind is cracked and that's a fact, ain't nothing to hold back.
He's a thick...louse.
He's the one, the only one who blew it in 2001.
We're together, everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.
He knew he had everything
that a fascist needs to rule the land, yeah.
How could he lose, with what he had to use?
36 votes for Gore, dirty tricks!
Can't let you count by hand!
Shaken down, shaken down now.
Shaken down, shaken down now.
He's dummy dummy, he's throwin' our jobs out.
He's a thick...louse.
His mind is cracked and that's a fact, ain't nothing to hold back.
He's a thick...louse.
He's the one, the only one who blew it in 2001.
We're together, everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.
He knew he had everything
that a fascist needs to rule the land, yeah.
How could he lose, with what he had to use?
36 votes for Gore, dirty tricks!
Can't let you count by hand!
He's a thick...louse.
He's dummy dummy, he's throwin' our jobs out.
He's a thick...louse.
His mind is cracked and that's a fact, ain't nothing to hold back.
He's a thick...louse.
He's the one, the only one who blew it in 2001.
The clothes he wears, his redneck ways
make Democrats wish for younger days.
He knows he's lied and knows how to please
corporate guys who keep us on our knees.
He's a thick...louse.
He's dummy dummy, he's throwin' our jobs out.
He's a thick...louse.
His mind is cracked and that's a fact, ain't nothing to hold back.
He's a thick...louse.
He's the one, the only one who blew it in 2001.
We're together, everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.
He knew he had everything
that a fascist needs to rule the land, yeah.
How could he lose, with what he had to use?
36 votes for Gore, dirty tricks!
Can't let you count by hand!
Shaken down, shaken down now.
Shaken down, shaken down now.
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Hi Mike :) I don't know who gave you straight 1's but it obviously wasn't objective. I gave you a 4 for pacing because I struggled to make it fit in a couple of places, but I think the chorus was well done. While I agree that Bush is an idiot, I thought Gore would have been even worse...but of course there's no way to justify that now ;) Good parody, the one votes were NOT deserved >:-(
Gave you all 4's on artistry alone. :)
Thanks for being fair, Mr. Cube. My guess is the 1-1-1'er was either Ann Coulter or Sean Hannity.
Michael, "Brick House" actually was one of the titles that I had considered, but I never finished writing it, and you beat me to the punch. Good job!
Low ratings are always a risk when your parodies are political. Don't let it get to you. It's a good parody, but it's not perfect. I still gave you all 5's to counter-act the guy handing out the 1's.
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